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06-23-2009, 05:25 AM
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Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
Gone for four days apparently. There's some weirdness about him "hiking the Appalachian Trail", which I assume is some Republican public bathroom sex slang that I don't know. TPM condenses the weirdness.
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06-23-2009, 06:39 AM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
Maybe he was et by a bear.
Hope springs eternal.
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06-23-2009, 06:59 AM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
Maybe he just wanted a long weekend away from it all?
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06-23-2009, 08:02 AM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
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Maybe he went duck hunting with Dick Cheney.
Sanford is, after all, the head of the GOP governors.
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06-23-2009, 08:10 AM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
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Originally Posted by California Tanker
Maybe he just wanted a long weekend away from it all?
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Or maybe a Lost Weekend
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06-23-2009, 12:27 PM
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liar in wolf's clothing
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
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Originally Posted by California Tanker
Maybe he just wanted a long weekend away from it all?
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Heh. One of those George W. Thursday-to-Thursday weekends.
Ready for anything unless it actually requires governance!
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The Republican governor left town on Thursday, his spokesman Joel Sawyer said, with plans to hike the trail, which passes through 14 states but not South Carolina. Sawyer said he didn't know where exactly Sanford was along the 2,200-mile route and declined to discuss if anyone was hiking with him. The governor was expected back later this week.
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06-23-2009, 12:30 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
It was Naked Hiking day along the Appalachian trail here this past Sunday....
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06-23-2009, 12:48 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
"after the session winds down it's not uncommon for him to go out of pocket for a few days at a time to clear his head."
"Out of pocket", to mean "incommunicado"?
That's how it starts. Next thing you know, you're saying that bears shit in the woods, not in the buckwheat.
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06-23-2009, 01:31 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
"Hiking the Appalachian trail" is a known euphemism for fucking Chuck's mom up the ass. My guess is he's still at the free clinic.
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06-23-2009, 02:22 PM
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Dr. Jerome Corsi-Soetoro, Ph.D., Esq.
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
Hookers and cocaine?
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06-23-2009, 07:13 PM
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liar in wolf's clothing
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
Some guy in his office said Sanford called and will be back tomorrow, and doesn't really see the big deal about totally disappearing for a few days. Pretty sure that "Appalachian trail" thing is total bullshit but if it's not, heh.
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06-23-2009, 08:09 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
Maybe he's gone Walkabout.
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06-24-2009, 02:52 AM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
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Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
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Helping his dad at the junk shop.
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06-24-2009, 01:45 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
PSYCH! He was in Buenos Aires all along. Time for a Sanford Evita, Chuck.
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06-24-2009, 01:50 PM
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Dr. Jerome Corsi-Soetoro, Ph.D., Esq.
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
This is very strange. Over this same time period S.C. Prosecutor Who Handled State’s Most ‘Notorious’ Cases Has Died at 40 | ABA Journal - Law News Now.
Why does the below text spring to mind?
The people of the State of South Carolina, in Convention assembled, on the 26th day of April, A.D., 1852, declared that the frequent violations of the Constitution of the United States, by the Federal Government, and its encroachments upon the reserved rights of the States, fully justified this State in then withdrawing from the Federal Union
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06-24-2009, 02:29 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
So, what cosmetic procedure did he have performed in BA?
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PSYCH! He was in Buenos Aires all along. Time for a Sanford Evita, Chuck. |
The absent gov hasn't learned the lines you'd like to hear.
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06-24-2009, 02:32 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
He decided at the last minute to go to fucking Argentina and not tell anyone? Wow.
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06-24-2009, 02:33 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
I liked the detail that he cut his week-long vacation short after people noticed he was missing. How long did he plan to be gone?
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06-24-2009, 02:51 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
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So, what cosmetic procedure did he have performed in BA?
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Probably an underagehookerectomy right before he left.
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Originally Posted by JEROME DA GNOME
Why does the below text spring to mind?
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Because you are an entire bag of lightly roasted nuts?
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I liked the detail that he cut his week-long vacation short after people noticed he was missing. How long did he plan to be gone?
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I liked that too. I also liked how, poor baby, the legislative session was really rough, so he needed a getaway in Argentina to unwind. Pussy.
Isn't Buenos Aires a little exotic for an American governor to be vacationing in anyway? Not quite as exotic and un-American as, say, Hawaii, but still, you'd almost think he wasn't one of the Real Americans.
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06-24-2009, 03:06 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
Spending a week beating up underage prostitutes sailing the coast of Argentina is just how regular Americans relax, especially during the recession.
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06-24-2009, 03:09 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
He was driving the coast, not sailing it. What do you think he's one of those Hyannis Port homos?
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06-24-2009, 03:43 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
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06-24-2009, 08:04 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
Americans don't read Canadian news, don't be silly.
We're barely aware that things even happen in Canada besides hockey.
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06-24-2009, 08:12 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
Another Republican in a sex scandal with a person of the opposite sex? What is the world coming to?
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06-24-2009, 08:23 PM
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Re: Where the shit is Mark Sanford?
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