|
|
08-10-2016, 09:31 PM
|
|
Shitpost Sommelier
|
|
|
|
God is Dead
__________________
Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
|
08-10-2016, 09:46 PM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: God is Dead
(1) We have a thread for this: BREAKING: Sometimes Famous People Die - Freethought Forum
(2) Twitter said to me
Quote:
The following media may contain sensitive material.
|
(3) Turns out they're only on sale in Ohio, in which case we have another thread for this: Only in Oklahoma...
(4) This: REVIEW: Limited Edition Swedish Fish Oreo Cookies – The Impulsive Buy: says
Quote:
this creme isn’t perfectly pillowy, soft, and squishy. It’s a little more sticky, chewy, and dare I say…slimy. It cracks and falls apart like a child’s Play-Doh diorama of the Berlin Wall, and each Oreo I opened contained a different Rorschach test image in its pasty folds. Below I see Donald Trump angrily looking out a castle window
|
(5) I've never had Swedish Fish.
(6) They should make a Surströmming Flavour Oreo.
|
08-10-2016, 10:07 PM
|
|
Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: God is Dead
While Swedish fish are indeed from Sweden and are available there, they are not a particularly prominent candy there. It's just one of the mix-and-match candies.
Nor do they say "Swedish" on them, because that would be silly.
Daim is the candy you notice as being especially popular (it is chocolate-covered butter almond toffee, similar to Heath bar or Skor).
I don't see how Swedish fish would combine well with cookies.
|
08-10-2016, 10:23 PM
|
|
happy now, Mussolini?
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: location, location
|
|
Re: God is Dead
Someone at Oreo clearly took too much acid and wandered in to the mass-production plant.
|
08-11-2016, 03:50 PM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: God is Dead
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
(5) I've never had Swedish Fish.
(6) They should make a Surströmming Flavour Oreo.
|
I have, however, had salmiakki, the Finnish salty licorice with ammonium chloride, so special* it inspired a web site called Salmiyuck!
In regular chewy licorice form, in hard candy form, and in vodka form.
But I haven't had these Oreo-knockoff salmiakki cookies:
Salmiyuck!: Black Domino Salmiakki-Chili Cookies
Quote:
At first, the taste was unbearable. And then it got worse.
|
*
|
Thanks, from:
|
Angakuk (08-12-2016), Kamilah Hauptmann (08-11-2016), lisarea (08-11-2016), Miisa (08-26-2016), One for Sorrow (08-12-2016), Pan Narrans (08-11-2016), Qingdai (08-14-2016), slimshady2357 (08-11-2016), Sock Puppet (09-05-2016), SR71 (10-22-2016), The Man (08-11-2016)
|
08-11-2016, 06:08 PM
|
|
happy now, Mussolini?
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: location, location
|
|
Re: God is Dead
You can now go to Twitter to vote on the ramifications of the OP.
#VoteItsFuckingAnElectionYear
|
08-12-2016, 02:37 AM
|
|
NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Iowa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: God is Dead
I was looking at Oreo cookies in a WalMart store last April while I was in Phoenix. I counted 24 different varieties of Oreos. Back in the Dark Ages, when I was a child, there was only one kind of Oreo cookie. If you asked for an Oreo you knew exactly what you were going to get, unless some dick-head tried to pawn off some Hydrox cookies on you.
__________________
Old Pain In The Ass says: I am on a mission from God to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable; to bring faith to the doubtful and doubt to the faithful.
|
08-12-2016, 01:27 PM
|
|
Captain #EmbraceTheImpossible
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sandy, Oregon
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: God is Dead
What do you have against Hydrox cookies?
They are much better then the sugar flavored Crisco sandwiched between to bitter chocolate wafers that is an Oreo.
__________________
The best way to make America great is to lower the standards!
|
08-12-2016, 05:18 PM
|
|
happy now, Mussolini?
|
|
Join Date: May 2006
Location: location, location
|
|
Re: God is Dead
Many people are saying Hydrox were first, launched in 1908. As this commercial from 1966 clearly proves.
|
10-22-2016, 06:10 PM
|
|
Shitpost Sommelier
|
|
|
|
Re: God is Dead
__________________
Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
|
10-22-2016, 06:29 PM
|
|
A Very Gentle Bort
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: God is Dead
FALSE. They predict only after twisting the first cookie in a box!
__________________
\V/_ I COVLD TEACh YOV BVT I MVST LEVY A FEE
|
10-22-2016, 07:45 PM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: God is Dead
Oh, you guys!
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:42 AM.
|
|
|
|