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Old 06-19-2019, 08:56 PM
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OH FUCK THIS. WHOLE NEW THREAD because I want to make sure you all have to know.

I kind of ran my hands through my hair, and ONE OF MY HEAD HAIRS POKED ALL THE WAY INTO MY FINGERTIP.

I am not lying.

It was easily in there 1/4 inch deep. It somehow poked through the skin on my finger and embedded itself all the way in, so that I had this long piece of hair sticking out of my finger.

It hurt a bit, but moreso it was CREEPY, and I had to pull it out slowly and I could feel it the whole way and WHAT THE FUCK.

I am incapacitated and traumatized. I have a few times somehow gotten Zsa Zsa's hairs stuck in my foot kind of like that, but she has relatively coarse fur, and it never got in that deep.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN and WHY ME?
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Old 06-19-2019, 10:01 PM
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Either you have very stiff hair or very delicate skin. Or maybe a bit of both.

I've never had that happen with human or dog hair (probably not with any hair at all).
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Old 06-19-2019, 11:03 PM
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Old 06-19-2019, 11:44 PM
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I’m pretty sure this means you’re a Witch, or have angered a Witch.
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Old 06-20-2019, 12:12 AM
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Probably even both! WITCH FIGHT!
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Old 06-20-2019, 01:10 AM
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You been taking megadoses of biotin or somethin'?
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Old 06-20-2019, 10:59 AM
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A whole new thrad? Things must be serious.

Possibilities:
It wasn't a hair, it was one of the antennae for the government-installed thought-monitoring devices installed under the scalp of subversives like yourself.
It was a hair, but you use some freaky hair products or you got some paint or glue on it making it extra stiff and stabby.
It wasn't from your head, it's been in your finger for days and you didn't notice. Matlock probably put it there.
It didn't really happen. You just think it did because the reality simulation is overloaded.

As to WHY YOU, well duh.
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Old 06-27-2019, 09:19 PM
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You think the government has the technology to do that?

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Old 06-27-2019, 09:31 PM
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Was there a Tornado happening at the time... like, remember the straw through the telephone pole thing?
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Old 06-27-2019, 09:39 PM
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Old 06-27-2019, 10:01 PM
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I don't get it, either.

I thought it was weird when I started getting ZZ's hairs in my foot, but I figured she just has coarse fur and I walk around barefoot a lot. And I looked up hair splinters, and I guess dog groomers get them a lot.

But never my own hair before! And it was in there really really deep too. I once dated a machinist who measured the girth of one of my hairs for some reason and told me it was really fat, so I guess that's a factor. But why hasn't it happened before? And how is the skin on my fingers and my feet specifically becoming so permeable?

Maybe someone put a hex on me to slowly turn me into a porcupine? That would explain a lot of things.
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Old 06-27-2019, 10:12 PM
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Well, as we age, our hairs become thinner. If you're over the age of 30, then it's pretty-much a certainty that the hairs you're producing today are thinner than the coarse hairs you produced as a youth.

Simultaneously, the skin becomes thinner and less resistant as we age. Sadly, none of us is as thick-skinned and thick-haired today as we were in our youths.
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Old 06-27-2019, 11:18 PM
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Maybe someone put a hex on me to slowly turn me into a porcupine?
Oh. Um. I always assumed that didn't take.
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Old 06-28-2019, 12:01 AM
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The skin part I understand, but if my hair is individually thinner, it makes even less sense. I should clarify that it was not going in sideways, like it was sitting under a single thin layer of skin. It was stuck directly in the middle of my finger pad, like Excalibur. Or like a really long hair growing directly out of my finger, I guess.

And I pulled it out really carefully and slowly to avoid breaking it off in there, starting by gripping at the base so I saw how much came out. It may have been bent at some juncture, but at the penetration point, it went straight down into the fat part of my finger.

Here is an artist's rendition of what it looked like, where the teal section is my educated guess as to what it looked like on the inside of my finger, even allowing for a bend at some point.

fingerhair.png

Trust me, if this had been something relatively normal that I could rationalize with any confidence, I wouldn't have mentioned it at all, much less made a whole thread about it.

It was horrifying and I am going to be reliving it for the rest of my days.
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Old 06-28-2019, 12:36 AM
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Is it possible you had an unknown bloodless paper cut or pin prick that the hair just happened to slip into? Or maybe a microscopic wormhole?
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Old 06-28-2019, 04:44 AM
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I vote for the tiny wormhole. Remember the Star Trek where people materialized into the structure of the ship, violating the two objects, one space rule? That's what happened.
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HA HA. PEA IS PART OF THE STAR TRAX NOW. I AM LOLLING FOR REAL IN REAL IRL LIFE NOW RN.
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Man's Foot Pain Was Due to Rare 'Hair Splinter'

The man was diagnosed with cutaneous pili migrans, a rare condition in which a hair shaft or hair fragment becomes embedded in the skin's surface.
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I am a medical miracle!
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You must be one of the wonders that dazzled creation!
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AKA a monster.
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