"this is what a feminist looks like" - Page 2

ApostateAbe · #26 09-03-2005, 05:36 AM

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I would. Twice. Once for me, and once for you.

Touché!

Ensign Steve · #27 09-03-2005, 05:44 AM

They're a bit young. And I can't stand college students.

They're all yours, Abe.

ApostateAbe · #28 09-03-2005, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

They're a bit young. And I can't stand college students.

They're all yours, Abe.

You can't be so far out of college. What sort of chick would you do if not them?

Dingfod · #29 09-03-2005, 05:49 AM

Ensign Steve would do tall skinny ones.

Crumb · #30 09-03-2005, 05:52 AM

Mmm college chicks. :homdrool:

Ensign Steve · #31 09-03-2005, 05:53 AM

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You can't be so far out of college.

Aw, that's sweet of you to say. Actually I am in college. I have been in and out of college for 11. I still can't stand them (us?), though.

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Ensign Steve would do tall skinny ones.

My husband is tall and skinny. Does that count?

Dingfod · #32 09-03-2005, 05:54 AM

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Ensign Steve would do tall skinny ones.

My husband is tall and skinny. Does that count?

That's the one I had in mind.

ApostateAbe · #33 09-03-2005, 06:01 AM

Ensign Steve, that's cool, but you missed my question. What sort of chick would you do if any?

Ensign Steve · #34 09-03-2005, 06:21 AM

Aha, I have to watch my mouth about that sort of thing. Especially these days. But everybody knows the answer already.

STAR TREK CHICKS!

ApostateAbe · #35 09-03-2005, 06:55 AM

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Aha, I have to watch my mouth about that sort of thing. Especially these days. But everybody knows the answer already.

STAR TREK CHICKS!

If it weren't chancey for you to talk about, I would inquire further details, because I am curious about what turns females on to other females. For me, there is no possible quality in a man that would cause me to desire adulterous relations with a man, and this seems to be the way the brain works in all heterosexual males with only a few exceptions. But it seems to be a bit different with women. I have yet to learn about it.

D. Scarlatti · #36 09-03-2005, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ApostateAbe

My gods, I hardly realized that any human being could be in so much denial.

Neither did I, until I read your OP.

It's true, you really are in that much denial.

seebs · #37 09-03-2005, 09:43 AM

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My gods, I hardly realized that any human being could be in so much denial.

Hey Abe. How about you post us a picture of yourself so we all know what a misogynist looks like, you piece of snivelling shit?

I just think of Abe as looking just like JTHM.

And I know he posted a pic once, but I forgot it. I prefer JTHM anyway.

Adora · #38 09-03-2005, 11:42 AM

Awh but man, I like Johnny. Associating Abe with him is just... ew *shudders*.

ApostateAbe · #39 09-03-2005, 05:02 PM

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My gods, I hardly realized that any human being could be in so much denial.

Neither did I, until I read your OP.

It's true, you really are in that much denial.

In denial about what?

lisarea · #40 09-03-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ApostateAbe

They must have been wearing those shirts because they know that feminists are often degraded as looking like dogs. So they put on those shirts as if their looks are not so bad after all. My gods, I hardly realized that any human being could be in so much denial.

Um. What brought you to that conclusion, Abe?

Can you think of any other possible interpretations?

Hmmm?

And, I hesitate to bring this up--or rather, I would have if you hadn't just posted that snarky-assed bullshit--but I seem to recall your feelings being pretty hurt when you posted your own picture, and it wasn't met with the accolades you'd expected.

Ironimical!

ApostateAbe · #41 09-03-2005, 06:42 PM

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They must have been wearing those shirts because they know that feminists are often degraded as looking like dogs. So they put on those shirts as if their looks are not so bad after all. My gods, I hardly realized that any human being could be in so much denial.

Um. What brought you to that conclusion, Abe?

Can you think of any other possible interpretations?

Hmmm?

I don't know if you noticed, but perhaps the most common abuse against feminists is that they look hideous. Feminists know this, and they would want to disprove it. I really can't imagine any reason besides that. But you can go ahead and fill me in.

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And, I hesitate to bring this up--or rather, I would have if you hadn't just posted that snarky-assed bullshit--but I seem to recall your feelings being pretty hurt when you posted your own picture, and it wasn't met with the accolades you'd expected.

Ironimical!

Yeah, I was called normal. That was like a chainsaw to my groin.

lisarea · #42 09-03-2005, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ApostateAbe

I don't know if you noticed, but perhaps the most common abuse against feminists is that they look hideous. Feminists know this, and they would want to disprove it. I really can't imagine any reason besides that. But you can go ahead and fill me in.

Maybe to drive the point home that they're normal, like everyone else? That they're not some ridiculous caricature, not some phantom menace, but regular human beings that you see and interact with every day.

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Yeah, I was called normal. That was like a chainsaw to my groin.

You're so profoundly offended by people calling you "normal," and yet you don't hesitate to pass judgement on other people's appearance like that?

Don't you feel a little like a hypocrite?

godfry n. glad · #43 09-03-2005, 07:05 PM

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Yeah, I was called normal. That was like a chainsaw to my groin.

You're so profoundly offended by people calling you "normal," and yet you don't hesitate to pass judgement on other people's appearance like that?

Don't you feel a little like a hypocrite?

Lisarea, you're assuming that Abe has two brain cells to rub together. That's unwarranted.

godfry n. glad · #44 09-03-2005, 07:08 PM

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My gods, I hardly realized that any human being could be in so much denial.

Neither did I, until I read your OP.

It's true, you really are in that much denial.

In denial about what?

That in reality, you're hung like a gerbil.

You'd have to get them drunk so they won't laugh at you.

ApostateAbe · #45 09-03-2005, 07:15 PM

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I don't know if you noticed, but perhaps the most common abuse against feminists is that they look hideous. Feminists know this, and they would want to disprove it. I really can't imagine any reason besides that. But you can go ahead and fill me in.

Maybe to drive the point home that they're normal, like everyone else? That they're not some ridiculous caricature, not some phantom menace, but regular human beings that you see and interact with every day.

OK, that sounds reasonable. In that case, they are still in denial, because they are living up to their caricatures.

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Yeah, I was called normal. That was like a chainsaw to my groin.

You're so profoundly offended by people calling you "normal," and yet you don't hesitate to pass judgement on other people's appearance like that?

Don't you feel a little like a hypocrite?

No. I wasn't offended. I invited the criticism of my looks, and I welcomed it even after I was given it. It was hard to stomach, but I would much rather know the truth than to stay in denial about it.

ApostateAbe · #46 09-03-2005, 07:21 PM

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My gods, I hardly realized that any human being could be in so much denial.

Neither did I, until I read your OP.

It's true, you really are in that much denial.

In denial about what?

That in reality, you're hung like a gerbil.

You'd have to get them drunk so they won't laugh at you.

Geez, is it that obvious?

godfry n. glad · #47 09-03-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ApostateAbe

My gods, I hardly realized that any human being could be in so much denial.

Neither did I, until I read your OP.

It's true, you really are in that much denial.

In denial about what?

That in reality, you're hung like a gerbil.

You'd have to get them drunk so they won't laugh at you.

Geez, is it that obvious?

In this thread it certainly is.

ApostateAbe · #48 09-03-2005, 07:56 PM

I always thought I had an average-sized wang--5.5". The average is anywhere from 5.5" to 6.5". A lot of men cheat by pressing down on at the base before measuring the length, but I didn't do that. Do you want me to send you a picture?

viscousmemories · #49 09-03-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ApostateAbe

I don't know if you noticed, but perhaps the most common abuse against feminists is that they look hideous. Feminists know this, and they would want to disprove it.

I doubt very highly that most feminists care much about 'disproving' a subjective, superficial aesthetic insult, much less earning such high praise as ApostateAbe would have sex with them, assuming they were drunk enough to go along. Most of the feminists I have met are more interested in promoting and defending feminist philosophy and politics.

godfry n. glad · #50 09-03-2005, 08:08 PM

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I always thought I had an average-sized wang--5.5". The average is anywhere from 5.5" to 6.5". A lot of men cheat by pressing down on at the base before measuring the length, but I didn't do that. Do you want me to send you a picture?

No, post it up for all to see.

And I don't just mean a picture of your genitals. We'd have to have a full frontal with face and genitals...then, again, I suppose you could Photoshop yourself some normal genitalia. So, I guess I'd have to say that I trust what you write more than I'd trust any picture you'd post up here, and what you've written indicates that you have some severe self-image problems, not to mention some even more severe cognitive and social skills impairments.