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04-20-2017, 04:13 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
The cops escort a duck fambly to the river!
Duck family horror show!
Initially they tried to transport them in a box but apparently the ducks didn't like that so they were escorted by the police through the streets.
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04-20-2017, 08:27 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Gequaks!
I see Google Translate has come a long way with Luxembourgish ... but isn't quite there yet.
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On Thursday morning, the officials of the police theoretically, how they came to the office, many Gequaks heard. The policewomen and policemen were on the search and the rear courtyard of a building Intefamill discovered. 11 Little with the parents, who have their more cautious.
The animals could not remain in court, why should they in a box at the river transported. That was the parents did not like and they fortgeflunn. When the officials who broke into smaller but watschele thoughtfully, come the parents also back.
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04-21-2017, 05:59 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
"They could not remain in court!"
Quaken is to quack obviously
Intefamill = duck family
fortgeflunn = flew away
watschele = to waddle
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04-21-2017, 09:51 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
You watschele thoughtfully!
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04-21-2017, 09:55 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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04-25-2017, 10:51 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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04-25-2017, 11:26 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.
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04-26-2017, 02:32 AM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I know that Moslems are not supposed to eat pork, but is it ok if they get killed by them?
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04-26-2017, 03:20 AM
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happy now, Mussolini?
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
[Disembodied voice speaking to Islamic militant at the gates of paradise]: You touch pork? NO SOUP FOR YOU!
[dead militant]: Aww sheet.
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04-26-2017, 06:12 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Iraq has a bunch of bad hombres down there. They aren't doing enough to stop them. I think their military is scared. Our boars aren't, so we just might send them down to take care of it.
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05-18-2017, 05:43 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Google Translate tells me that the Luxembourgish word for "yogurt" is évaluatiounssysteme.
Do you often eat frozen evaluation-system?
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05-18-2017, 05:59 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
I've send them a correction request. DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?
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05-18-2017, 09:26 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Obviously yes. The boar can't type, insufficient trotter-eye coordination.
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05-18-2017, 08:32 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
The boar is busy fighting ISIS.
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05-19-2017, 06:03 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
FAKE NEWS!!
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05-20-2017, 02:45 PM
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puzzler
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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05-24-2017, 04:23 AM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
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Is that so?
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This century, wolves have walked back into many densely populated countries including Germany, Denmark, Holland and Luxembourg, and have even been sighted close to Paris.
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05-24-2017, 09:51 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Still a disaster for Luxembourg's pride:
(1) It took you 4 days to find that.
(2) It's not exactly a medium-sized mention, is it?
(3) It's not in the body of the article, but in a list of related points afterwards.
(4) It only mentions wolves not the Wild Boar of Caerbannog Luxembannog Luxembourg.
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05-24-2017, 11:01 AM
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Astroid the Foine Loine between a Poirate and a Farrrmer
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angakuk
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
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Is that so?
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This century, wolves have walked back into many densely populated countries including Germany, Denmark, Holland and Luxembourg, and have even been sighted close to Paris.
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Wait what there are wolves in the Netherlands now?
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05-24-2017, 11:03 AM
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Astroid the Foine Loine between a Poirate and a Farrrmer
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Update: wolf, singular. And it got run over
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05-24-2017, 01:44 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Yeah. They found a dead wolf somehere in Overijssel or Drenthe that probably crossed the border. No proof any are here permanently. Yet.
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05-24-2017, 04:00 PM
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liar in wolf's clothing
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watser?
Yeah. They found a dead wolf somehere in Overijssel or Drenthe that probably crossed the border. No proof any are here permanently. Yet.
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Lone wolf crosses unprotected border, WILDERS WAS RIGHT
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05-24-2017, 07:19 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Our secret service got rid of it though
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05-24-2017, 09:05 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Don't tell!
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