Keeping biochemgirl Satisfied

[livius drusus]

This thread is dedicated to keeping biochemgirl satisfied while the Army has her man. First up, next year's Secret Santa present, the Hello Kitty vibrator. The only question is should it be the pink one or the black one.

[ChuckF]

I should say both; one for the pink, the other for the remainder of the rhyme.

[livius drusus]

[Doctor X]

Okay . . . I suppose I can fit her into my schedule.

Noblesse oblige

--J.D.

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Thanks to subversive image sizing, it looks like the black one is bigger. Are they promoting a stereotype here?

[godfry n. glad]

Awwww...cute widdo klitt....kitty.

[livius drusus]

Originally Posted by JoeP

Thanks to subversive image sizing, it looks like the black one is bigger. Are they promoting a stereotype here?

I was wondering that myself. The NAACP should be made aware of this.

[godfry n. glad]

Insidious!

Such implications in Hello Kitty!™ vibrators!

[Legs]

Definitely need to be rebranded Hello Pussy.

[BrotherMan]

[Dingfod]

I thought this was a thread where we'd volunteer for the aforementioned duty on a rotational basis.

[biochemgirl]

No vibrators or dildos shaped like animals or cartoon characters please. Or jesus for that matter. Jesus may love me but I don't love him that much.

[livius drusus]

Perhaps a eine kleine mood music, then?

YouTube - South Park - Ned Gerblanski - Feel Like...

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by biochemgirl

No vibrators or dildos shaped like animals or cartoon characters please. Or jesus for that matter. Jesus may love me but I don't love him that much.

Ah....a vegetarian biochemgirl.

She'll only settle for fruits and vegetables.

[Megatron]

Haha, that youtube is awesome

[Qingdai]

Good luck finding an unused Hello Kitty™ vibrator, they were only on the market for about a year.

* Qingdai wishes a certain someone thought of her when they were available.

All though I do have a variation on this:
http://www.gadgetgoblin.com/lil%E2%8...-whole-family/

[livius drusus]

Whoa. Playmobil vibe!

[Qingdai]

I have the British guy in the big hat.
Here it is:
Pvt Private 2 pictures from toys photos on webshots

Private Private!

[livius drusus]

Keep Leesifer away from him. She won't even care that he's used, believe me.

[Qingdai]

Well, we could get biochemgirl the whole set, then she could set up elaborate scenarios.....

The clown was just freaky though.

[livius drusus]

OMG a vibrator that connects to a guitar!

This Guitar + Vox + OhMiBod modification allows for the OhMiBod vibrator to react to the playing of the guitar, plugged in through a VOX classic rock AmPlug.

Plug the Vox and the vibrator together through a headphone cable, and you’ve got yourself one seriously musically interactive sex toy.

For the groupie who has everything.

[Doctor X]

I want a girl who can kegel "Smoke on the Water."

--J.D.

[Ensign Steve]

I love the text:

Unfortunately, all of the fun will come to a screeching halt when you find your kid playing with it in his mouth. Nice.

[livius drusus]

Fire in the crotch.

ETA: Damn you, Ensign!

[godfry n. glad]

Watch out...Dire Straits will take you there.