Hey y'all!

[motormonkey]

Well, if I was trying to not sound like a hick, I failed miserably with that thread title...

Oh well, I ain't changing it.

1. How'd you find the Freethought Forum? Google brought me here. I don't even remember what I was "googling" now...

2. Are you a member of any other online forums? Which? Yes....mainly "parenting" boards.

3. How do you feel about smilies (emoticons)? They make me smile?

4. How do you feel about 3000+ smilies? At this point, I'm wondering if I'll have a chance to use all of them...

5. Is flaming:

A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck
I'll add
D. Necessary at times, I suppose.

6. Is vulgar language:

A. Hilarious
B. Beneath you
C. Irritating as fuck
I'll add
D. My kinda talk...

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.

8. Who pays for your food?
Er uh...who should?

9. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never have?
Cash in a winning Powerball ticket.

10. What is your single favorite place in the world?
In the blue chair at my computer desk...

11. What's the significance of your username?
Motorcycles and spider monkeys...

12. What about your avatar?
Seemed to fit my ever-changing mood at the time...

What else...I'm originally from Texas, but Louisiana is home now...has been for the majority of my life. I'm a crazy mother of 3.... Don't know what else to say...I haven't been a newbie in a long time, I forgot how it goes...

[godfry n. glad]

What ages are the three? That'll help me determine how "crazy" you might be.

Other than that, welcome.

Watch out for Crumb...He'll throw nasty green things at you.

[livius drusus]

So are we talking spider monkeys riding motorcycles or just spider monkeys and motorcycles in general?

Welcome to FF!

[motormonkey]

Thanks for the welcomes...

Originally Posted by godfry n. glad

What ages are the three? That'll help me determine how "crazy" you might be.

Watch out for Crumb...He'll throw nasty green things at you.

9 yr old drama queen, 7 yr old bug and reptile catching boy, 4½ yr old sassy daredevil 4 out of 7 days of the week/Miss Priss the other 3 days...

Thanks for the heads up on Crumb...as long as he's not throwing bugs on me, I won't scream like a girly man.

Originally Posted by livius drusus

So are we talking spider monkeys riding motorcycles or just spider monkeys and motorcycles in general?

Well, I do know a biker called, "Spider Monkey," but he kinda creeps me out...so, just the two in general.

[viscousmemories]

to the FF, motormonkey.

[Belladonna]

Welcome Motormonkey...I like people who say "y'all"...you even spelled it right!

[fragment]

Welcome, motormonkey!

[Stormlight]

[Watser?]

[Shelli]

!

[Leesifer]

Welcome to

[Crumb]

Here's a green thing for you motormonkey!

[Shelli]

[Sock Puppet]

Originally Posted by motormonkey

9 yr old drama queen, 7 yr old bug and reptile catching boy, 4½ yr old sassy daredevil 4 out of 7 days of the week/Miss Priss the other 3 days...

Wow, that sounds like my 3-1/2-year-old girl. All of them. Except for the bug and reptile catching; she prefers just to demand that we come and look at said critters, and describe to her in excruciating detail what they eat, whether they bite, and what she should name them.

Welcome, motormonkey! Crumb, put that thing away, you don't know where it's been.

[wei yau]

Welcome aboard, motormonkey.

I see that all of the usual suspects have already welcomed you and if they haven't scared you off, then I think you'll be a fine addition.

[Shake]

Welcome, motormonkey!