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Addiction J. Bases wants to welcome me to the best online pharmacy this morning. Should I trust him? He sounds like he knows his way around pharmaceuticals.

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I received a spam mail with the following subject today: "Actually, I had lots of places to go, but I couldn't figure out whether I should go right, left or straight at the go-round on the Niagara Parkway"

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If anyone speaks Polish or Portuguese :confused: , I could post some.
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My husband got a spam love letter of sorts a few weeks ago (and it's where my user title came from)
they're sooo romantic, those spammers
Privet, dear

I believe that we will succeed. I believe that we will take the non-sinking
sheep of love and will go far away to the ocean, on the waves of unopened
passions, we will open the doors of wishes and dreams which never happened
yet… You should know that there is a lady in this world, I am here for you,
and for me your name is not just an empty sound, for me you are a man who
will always be gentle and caring with me. Let the memories of me come to
you each time you read my words, I still believe that I can be happy and
that you will reply to my brave letter for you at this stupid spam site.
And I will write my letters to you and will greet you: Hello, My Destiny! It’s
me again!

Bye

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Old 07-18-2007, 03:45 PM
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Old 07-18-2007, 04:59 PM
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Wait, the Tiny Toons girl?
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Non-sinking sheep of love is brilliant.
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Yb--that was my first thought, too. (Didn't we used to have an Elmyra smiley, or am I on crack?)

vm--that's what really made the story, I feel. Just wouldn't have been the same without that line.
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I thought there was as well but couldn't find one. I think livius has been selling unused smilies down the river.
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Poor smileys :(
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Lies! We never had an Elmyra smiley on account I don't know who Elmyra is. :hmph:
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Lies! We never had an Elmyra smiley on account I don't know who Elmyra is. :hmph:
A plausible story... however...

An Elmyra was requested in this thread. That's probably what we were thinking of.
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(Didn't we used to have an Elmyra smiley, or am I on crack?)
Isn't that a false dichotomy?
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Old 07-18-2007, 06:41 PM
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Thanks, Yb. That's what I was thinking of.

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There were never any Tiny Toons smilies that I'm aware of, but we have the Animaniacs.
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As great as both shows were, as a 90s kid, I can declare that the Animaniacs were superior.
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Agreed. I still have my Wacko stuffed animals, and they agree, too.
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Old 07-19-2007, 12:17 AM
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Your stuffed animals are talking to you? Methinks they aren't the ones who are wacko. :nutty:
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:wakko: does not agree with you, Yb.
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This isn't particularly artistic, but it amused me.
"Don't forget - we don't offer anything but 100% generic brand-name goods!"
:woohoo: That's right, don't be fooled by those cheap imitation partially generic brand-name goods!
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Received today: "Legendary tales of your sausage"

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Old 05-13-2008, 02:39 PM
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That so requires Basil Poledouris-composed theme music. :lol:
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