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Old 07-30-2018, 05:04 PM
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I have never actually gone to the Denver Gem & Mineral Show, but "color me skeptical."

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Old 07-31-2018, 07:47 PM
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Old 08-02-2018, 09:24 AM
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Old 08-02-2018, 10:22 AM
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Does German have a word for the pleasure in witnessing other people's butt-clenching disasters?

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Old 08-03-2018, 07:23 AM
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Old 08-03-2018, 09:07 AM
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Um ... wot?
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Old 08-03-2018, 09:40 AM
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She's Wonder Woman, except her costume is based off of the design of the Wonder Bread logo and bag.

Wonder Bread is a brand of bland and flavorless white bread available across North America.
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:02 AM
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Wonder Bread is a brand of bland and flavorless white bread available across North America.
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Old 08-03-2018, 02:41 PM
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Also you furriners don’t know what you’re missing. Wonder “Bread” is like no other bread in the world. It’s as dense as sponge cake and almost as sweet.

Slap some Miracle WHip on there, and you’ve got the beginnings of one of the most American sammiches you could eat.

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Old 08-03-2018, 03:15 PM
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buns too
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Old 08-03-2018, 03:30 PM
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Also you furriners don’t know what you’re missing. Wonder “Bread” is like no other bread in the world. It’s as dense as sponge cake
like brioche?
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and almost as sweet.
like brioche?
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Old 08-03-2018, 03:37 PM
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Softer and sweeter than brioche.
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Old 08-03-2018, 10:58 PM
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The worst thing is when we'd go on a field trip during school and they'd give us peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with grape jelly on Wonder Bread. While I'm at it, I'll exaggerate and say they gave us chunky peanut butter too :ew:

Far inferior to smooth peanut butter with raspberry preserves on whole wheat.
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Old 08-04-2018, 12:35 AM
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The bread is uniform in all ways, perfectly bleached white with no air bubbles or change in texture, even the crust is only crust because it's slightly brown but there's no hardness difference. It immediately turns to paste in your mouth.
It is to bread as a photoshoped smooth fashion model is to a normal human.
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Old 08-04-2018, 02:14 AM
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I only posted that for the giggles. Defiling Europe is just a bonus.
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Old 08-04-2018, 04:48 AM
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Old 08-04-2018, 10:25 AM
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This story has a surprising twist :lol:

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Old 08-04-2018, 11:26 AM
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Old 08-04-2018, 03:11 PM
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OK, but is William the only name that has a recognized abbreviation (Wm.) that is not also a shortened version of the name?
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Went on this thing yesterday, there are five Zero-G hills and at each hill, the lap bar would press the contents of my pocket deep in my upper thigh.

It hurt.
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and at each hill, the lap bar would press the contents of my pocket deep in my upper thigh.
That's what she said
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