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Officers are investigating if the hand may have looked black or was throwing gang signs and aren't ruling out the possibility of a rogue hand that was threatening the judge who took decisive action to end the apparent threat.
Regina Blake-DuBois, who was the drag queen reading at the library on the day of Mr Greene’s arrest, said: “While his intention might have been to ruin the day for everyone involved, it completely failed.
“Library management and HPD kept him away from the kids, and we had no knowledge it even happened until we were done.”
The rest of the story is fucked up but I'm glad I stuck it out until the end.
Scott Brian Haven of Utah is accused of making over 2,000 phone calls to the U.S. Capitol over a three-year period about Democrats threatening Trump’s presidency.
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Developing: The US considers banning belts after man shoots himself in the testicles while tucking his constitutionally-protected firearm into his waistband. pic.twitter.com/bClZ4eLYE5
I don’t understand what could possibly be wrong with going onto someone else’s land and opening fire on anything that moves - including the people who live there. Walking out into one’s own yard and getting shot is a necessary cost to preserve our proud tradition of hunting.
In one of many cases of “it’s the guns stupid!” People show they suck at thinking things through but great at being impulsively angry.
Another angry man got so mad at a bar that he came back with a friend and both committed suicide after torching all their possessions. Er no, they came back and shot up the place killing 4, but they might as well have torched all their things and killed themselves, as there’s no way in the modern age someone does that and gets away with it, and one of the two have already been caught.
Now instead of sitting down to watch sports the gun owner and his friend will get to go through a lengthy trial where he’s lucky if he’s sentenced to something other than life but will probably get the death penalty, but before he dies he gets to live through monotony as all that he owns is sold off to his victims. Eventually dying by botched lethal injection over a 45 min period.
I wonder how many would buy a gun if it had a poison injection needle in the handle that jabs the user when it’s ever used.
Additional info for the headlines only people: They did bitch at each other out the windows of their cars over several blocks prior to Tex waving his pocket constitution around.
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And here's a heartwarming story about a Good Guy With a Gun engaging in a totally proportional response to unruly children throwing snowballs at passing cars.
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I foresee cops and partners using this defence in future. Much more plausible than suicide by shooting yourself in the back. Just ensure there's a toddler to blame.