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Old 11-20-2017, 10:21 PM
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Old 11-21-2017, 07:12 PM
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A cat has taken up residence in our storage garage across town. It likes to lie in the sole window upon a box of books and shred curtains. I even know that cat.


He was probably stuck in there. He disappeared profoundly the instant I entered the building. I'll have to leave the doors open an hour and hope he has the sense to leave.
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:50 PM
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Old 11-22-2017, 02:04 PM
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Old 11-22-2017, 04:13 PM
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Just got an email that started: Hello {!Contact.FirstName}--
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Old 11-22-2017, 09:26 PM
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Well I just got an email entitled SUBJECT LINE GOES HERE!!!.
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Old 11-23-2017, 11:41 PM
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It's time for me to discuss why I hate pie, and how Ymir's Blood knows that.....
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Old 11-23-2017, 11:47 PM
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Old 11-24-2017, 02:17 AM
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Old 11-27-2017, 12:22 AM
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I drove to Alabama on a whim today. Came to my senses and drove back.
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Old 11-27-2017, 04:51 AM
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Sweet home Alabama?
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:58 AM
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I drove to work on a whim this morning. Came to my senses and still drove there. :(
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Old 11-27-2017, 02:29 PM
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I was going to go to Costco on Saturday - came to my senses and sent my FiancÚ' for me.
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Old 11-27-2017, 02:47 PM
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I drove to a nearby town to visit my bank because the branch in my village closed down. I was walking up and down the town's high street looking for it - I couldn't find it although I went there once before a few years back. I saw a postman and asked him where it was. He said they've shut down that branch too, and the nearest one is in Stratford-upon-Avon. Parking in Stratford is a nightmare, so I gave up and drove back home.

Blasted banks! :muttercircle: I do nearly all my banking on line now, but maybe once or twice a year I need to visit a branch and it looks like in future it will be a half-day expedition to do that.
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Old 11-27-2017, 03:28 PM
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Old 11-29-2017, 12:13 AM
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I happened to catch "Star Trek" Patterns of Force (TV Episode 1968) this evening.

John Gill, a "cultural observer" from the Federation, is missing on a planet, where it turns out he's become the local Fuhrer, and then turns out he's under some kind of drugged control from a puppetmaster.

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John Gill [televised speech]: Ekosians, the road ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith. The Zeon colony has existed for nearly a half a century. If we fulfill our own greatness, that will all be ended. Working together will at times be difficult to reach that goal. And we will reach that goal!

Spock: Captain, the speech follows no logical pattern.

Capt. Kirk: Random sentences strung together.

McCoy: He looks drugged, Jim. Almost at a cataleptic state.
That was nearly 50 years ago.
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Old 11-29-2017, 02:04 AM
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Hot damn. We got that Star Trek future after all.
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Old 12-01-2017, 05:06 PM
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max!

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Max REEEEALLY should be let into the library. Just..just let him.
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Old 12-01-2017, 11:21 PM
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Max is the avant garde of the cat intellectual elite. They are scared of what an educated cat can do.
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Old 12-04-2017, 12:52 PM
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A little light puzzling for a Monday.

Can you solve it? This traffic teaser will drive you to distraction | Science | The Guardian

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Five cars are driving round a roundabout. In order, the drivers are Akira, Basho, Chie, Daichi and Etsu. The cars have licence plates numbered 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, but not necessarily in that order. Each driver can see only the licence plate of the car in front of them and the car behind them, but not of the car they are driving. All the drivers can speak to and hear each other via headphones.

A voice comes into their headphones and asks: “Is your licence plate a square number?”

They all reply in unison: “I don’t know”

The voice repeats: “Is your licence plate a square number?”

They reply in unison “I don’t know!” except Etsu, who pipes up saying: “Erm, no”.

The voice asks: “Is your licence plate number bigger than the number of the plate behind you?”

Daichi is getting annoyed now: “I don’t know!”.

After which Basho and Etsu state: “No”

And Akira and Chie grin: “Yes”

Who is in which car?
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My reasoning:
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Old 12-04-2017, 02:21 PM
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OMG all these furriners takin our math problems.
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