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Old 03-28-2015, 06:29 PM
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I Interrupted Anime Twitter Cybersex Roleplay as*Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer
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You know what else what be funny? If Arthur Laffer came in and talked about the Laffer Curve in between lewd comments. I mean, it would be funny because it rhymes (it doesn't rhyme, but it is a cinnamon) and because of stupid lolbert economic ideas and stuff mixed in with tawdry lewd stuff and the bar rescue guy, right? Plus, anime.
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Old 03-30-2015, 11:42 AM
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Why I couldn't use the phrase 'camel toes' in the title of my first novel | Children's books | The Guardian

"Camel Toes" is too risqué. So the book was retitled "Weirdos Vs. Quimboids". Yes, that quim word.
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Old 03-30-2015, 05:44 PM
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Today's Fortune Cookie: "Next full moon brings an enchanting evening."

Dammit. Where is my calendar? So many preparations to make and where am I going to get a gross of newt eyes from?
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Old 03-30-2015, 08:09 PM
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Next full moon is the fourth.
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Old 03-30-2015, 08:16 PM
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Thanks. I'm off to the zombie grinder to get a few more levels.
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Old 03-31-2015, 07:56 PM
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Remember the days when you had to pull your phone out of your pocket to order more toilet paper from Amazon?

Amazon Dash Buttons bring one-click shopping to your kitchen, bathroom - CSMonitor.com
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Old 03-31-2015, 08:11 PM
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THAT IS A STUPID GARBAGE THING FOR STUPID GARBAGE PEOPLE.
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Old 03-31-2015, 08:23 PM
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Yeah, unless they deliver by drone to the bathroom you are in, it's useless. :shaketp:
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If I had a printer in the bathroom, then I wouldn't need toilet paper. :brooding:
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I'm loling at the idea of self-reloading printers. Good god, the country would be up in arms.
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Out of black ink. Ordering premium super expensive color ink NOW.You're Welcome.
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I'm probably breaking 134 corporate rules by posting this, but I saw this when a co-worker that I don't even know was sharing their screen in a meeting.
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Yesterday I learned the word "wortcunning." Wortcunning wortcunning wortcunning.
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Today I learned the word "wortcunning"! :shiftier:
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Old 04-01-2015, 04:12 PM
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Same here :unnod:
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OH HELL. I probably even wortcunn.
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That must be what it's like to be an Arabic or Hebrew reader.
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Old 04-02-2015, 02:51 PM
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This was almost in News Miscellany but it's not newsy enough :snicker:

Video: Man tries to burn EU flag but is hamstrung by EU fire safety laws

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FAIL. The first picture I saw was dogbeard.
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Don't judge! :glare:
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