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know I said I didn't know you would be here.


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frequent trips to the restroom to wipe the oil of off their tattoos.


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talapia and we can chase after boats and wait for them to empty their heads; feeding frenzy!

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Old 09-12-2008, 04:00 AM
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Old 09-12-2008, 04:17 AM
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...dancing pickles humming "Happy Days Are Here Again."


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Old 09-12-2008, 08:40 AM
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would bring me chocolate and massage my feet.


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that I need to hire a masseuse that works next door to a chocolate shop.

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Old 09-13-2008, 08:07 AM
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...chocolate truck park next door and then a dozen midget masseuses clambered out and proceeded to move their foot massage tables inside.


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Old 09-13-2008, 01:33 PM
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... it can't help you.



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... vindictive and nasty. :badpenny:

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The flat feet tended to smear the evidence of the arson.


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... mean never having toe jam.



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Old 09-14-2008, 02:10 PM
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is obviously slow...er, umm, boas?


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Old 09-14-2008, 02:21 PM
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... lame elephant joke ever told.



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... when you get in a time machine and go back in time a few thousand years. :shakechicken:


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