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1: If you wanna shoop, you gotta shuggety.

2: Good girls like sex just as much as bad girls do. Good girls just don't want to be talked about.

3: Never trust anybody who says "I know what I said, but." or "That was then, this is now."

4: When money is involved, GET IT IN WRITING.
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Old 07-02-2017, 07:17 PM
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Never trust anyone who says "Trust me, would I lie?" they probably are lying.

Teachers don't always know what they are talking about, and sometimes what they teach is completely wrong.

If you give someone some money and never see them again, think of it as a good investment.
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The big smile...the one that looks like it would hurt if held too long? I don't trust that.

In love lost, there are lots of pretty lies.
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The person who likes everyone, doesn't like everyone.
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This new tax is for the children.
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Fuck off Jerome, adults are talking.
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The person who likes everyone, doesn't like everyone.
A person who likes everyone, doesn't like anyone.

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I don't like morning people.

Actually I don't like mornings, or people.
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I am here from the government to help.
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"Jerome." What a dreadfully tinny sort of word, like "Newspaper" or "Litterbin."

Certainly not a word that fills one with confidence, like "Gone" or "Sausage."
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one day you will sit on the toilet with the seat up and then...then you will know.
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Never trust a homeowner who "knows where the wire is" with a shovel.
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"Jerome." What a dreadfully tinny sort of word, like "Newspaper" or "Litterbin."

Certainly not a word that fills one with confidence, like "Gone" or "Sausage."
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I wish I could un-see that.
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One thing I learned long ago. Video games are fun in moderation. Anyone who tells you video games are just for kids should be tied up, have a sock shoved in their mouth and be forced to watch a golf game.
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Don't give rent money to an alcoholic, give it to their landlord.
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Don't trust friendship alone to hold together a business.
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Old 07-28-2017, 08:26 PM
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Don't trust friendship alone to hold together a business.
Many years ago I owned a business, and the primary question from the suppliers was is it a partnership or a sole proprietorship. The suppliers were very relieves when I said that I owned it myself, apparently they had some bad experiences with partnerships.
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Ooh! I have one: When someone tells you they're deplorable, believe them.
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Never believe the word "always"

It just means "until something better comes along"
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i learned that if you cup your hand slightly when going in for a handshake it prevents assholes from attempting to crush your hand in an attempt to dominate you.
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I learned that plastic surgery enhanced breasts feel different from natural ones but I also learned that I really don't give a shit when I'm touching them.
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I also learned that getting thrown out of a car into a tree hard enough might cause permanent brain damage, and it's sometimes amazing to me that I can learn anything anymore.
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Ouch. I am sorry you had to go through.
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