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My little brother turns 40 in three days
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Old 06-07-2011, 07:55 PM
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So now I'm curious as to how old TLM is. Or at least, whether he's older or younger than me (I'm 26 in a week) if you don't want to reveal such information.
He turned 25 two weeks ago, so Ha! You old.
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:17 PM
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:38 PM
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My baby brother will be 21 in December. :faint:
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Old 06-07-2011, 10:05 PM
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So if I was gay I would be a zombie? Or jebus! Gay zombie jebus - that could go in Lisarea's Zombies of Love movie!
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:30 PM
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I graduated from High School in 1972. If our school had required uniforms I would have missed out almost entirely on both the hot pants fad and the braless revolution (and for those who might be wondering, the color of the trouser is irrelevant with regard to spontaneous erections, but very relevant with regard to involuntary seminal emissions). My teen years would have been seriously impoverished. Imagine the psycho/social damage that I would have sustained if my opportunities for enjoying eye candy had been restricted to trips to the mall.
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You had malls in 1972?

I'm fairly annoyed that since I have no idea what school my son is going to next year, I have no idea if I need to be looking for uniform dress clothes or not. Damn inconsistent school policies.
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Old 07-08-2011, 04:02 AM
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(and for those who might be wondering, the color of the trouser is irrelevant with regard to spontaneous erections, but very relevant with regard to involuntary seminal emissions)
If you're spontaneously creaming your pants in school, you're not jerking off enough.
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Old 07-08-2011, 04:09 AM
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You had malls in 1972?

I'm fairly annoyed that since I have no idea what school my son is going to next year, I have no idea if I need to be looking for uniform dress clothes or not. Damn inconsistent school policies.

Why is there a question about the school? Did you apply at a charter or magnet of some kind?
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You had malls in 1972?
It was actually a roadside vegetable stand, but we called it a mall.
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Old 07-08-2011, 07:57 AM
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At least it was better than the Maul down the street.

I am applying for a fragile behavior class for my child who can't take the kindergarten and will do even worse in the much more crowded first grade, the fragile behavior class is in a different school. His current school is recommending an externalizing behavior class, which may be not quite right, but still smaller than a normal first grade (25-30 children).
3 suspensions is more than enough. Failing that I've also applied to lottery out of his regular school. Of course, that's probably not going to work due to some school redistricting going on.
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Old 07-08-2011, 03:55 PM
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Oh my you have big classes :( They restrict K-3 to 18 kids in our district.

Study after study indicates that kids learn better with small teacher/student ratios and most of the country still has an army of admins when they could, and should have an army of teachers.
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:07 PM
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Study after study indicates that kids learn better with small teacher/student ratios and most of the country still has an army of admins when they could, and should have an army of teachers.
That is because it is a constituency system, not an education system.
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(and for those who might be wondering, the color of the trouser is irrelevant with regard to spontaneous erections, but very relevant with regard to involuntary seminal emissions)
If you're spontaneously creaming your pants in school, you're not jerking off enough.
This is now actually confirmed in a medical study. Young men who do not choke the chicken AT LEAST 5 times a week have a far higher chance of prostate cancer than those who do.
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Does that still apply if you just have sexual intercourse instead, or do you have to masturbate as well?
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Old 07-09-2011, 05:35 AM
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It's just that many ejaculations, I think.
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Old 07-10-2011, 01:29 PM
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This is now actually confirmed in a medical study. Young men who do not choke the chicken AT LEAST 5 times a week have a far higher chance of prostate cancer than those who do.
Or they can just avoid the risk of repetitive motion disease and simply go to . . .



. . . to . . .






. . . wait for it . . .



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My little brother turns 40 in three days
I am late to this thread and it's moved on from this but my little brother is now 42. Also, he's my big little brother because he's 6' tall compared to my 4'10".
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Old 07-10-2011, 07:48 PM
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I was wrong, he only turned 39, so my calling and laughing at him for being old didn't work out so well.

And he is 6'1" to my 5'6", not as dramatic a difference as yours, but yeah not so little
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As long as we're not talking about school uniforms, my buddy tweeted a pic of "my bro and his girlfriend" except instead of an ickle babby where the bro should have been it was a grown-assed man with a woman. I'm like, Oh my fuck, is that the baby?! How do they do that?
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You know I'm rapidly approaching gay death (30) :oldman:
Is this an actual Thing™? (Gay "death", that is. I know about "Lesbian Bed Death" and the 25th birthday thing in Japan - hard to get married after 25, etc. - but this one is new to me.)
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My little brother turns 40 in three days
I am late to this thread and it's moved on from this but my little brother is now 42. Also, he's my big little brother because he's 6' tall compared to my 4'10".
My babby brother just turned 42!

I was informed, too late, that the appropriate gift for gentlemen turning 42 is this book.

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