Constitutional Restoration Act of 2004.

[Clutch Munny]

You really believed I was a bartender? Ha!

But then, why not? Forty minutes later you bought that I was a doctor...

[livius drusus]

For a hobbyist you sure know your way around latex gloves and rectal thermometers.

[Cool Hand]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Husband?! Fucking lawyers. Sign here; initial there. Next thing you know you wake up with a hangover and the bartender has your last name.

LOL. [bartmode] I didn't do it. You can't prove a thing.[/bartmode]