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08-26-2009, 08:49 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Speaking of limits. FU, Pandora! First with the commercials and now the MONTHLY LIMIT OF FREE MUSIC? I beg your freaken pardon?!?
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08-28-2009, 02:52 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I haven't had a full night's sleep in three days. I dunno what's wrong with me. I'm not sick, as such. During the day I feel fine, just a little sore, like after a long run. As soon as I go to bed, I get hot, I feel feverish and achy, and I wake up every hour or so. I'd like less of this, please.
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08-28-2009, 02:52 PM
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California Sober
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Obviously you are suffering from RLS.
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08-28-2009, 02:58 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I'd say you're on to something, but the aches etc. are mostly in my arms and torso. Maybe Restless Shoulder Syndrome is the hysterical dudes' version.
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08-28-2009, 06:38 PM
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Don't trust Me. As per the HH.
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
So there I am kick'n it down the freeway after MacGyvering the wiper and guess what happens. Yup, you got it. The one on the drivers side breaks loose. Well I didn't stop on the freeway to fix it, hell it's raining. So I get to the store to pick up the check and having a little for thought (ouch) I MacGyver the second wiper. The truck's out to get me I tellz ya.
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08-28-2009, 06:46 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Gah...working with idiots is bad enough, but when the head idiot has also decided he no longer gives a shit, well let's just say multi-state head smashing spree has crossed my mind.
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08-31-2009, 05:00 PM
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Don't trust Me. As per the HH.
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Damn it. Garnet only works 4 days this week. Then gets a 4 day weekend and only works 4 days next week.
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08-31-2009, 05:21 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
* Garnet plans on burying her face in a book
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08-31-2009, 05:28 PM
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Don't trust Me. As per the HH.
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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A book?!?
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08-31-2009, 05:29 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I'm fucking tired this morning. I'm thinking of taking an early lunch and going out to my car to take a nap.
Why so tired?
Some wonderful specimen of humanity in my neighborhood decided midnight was a good time to do some work with power tools (was either one of the Dremel tools or a car mini-vac). Whatever the hell it was it was loud and piercing. I had to sleep on the couch to avoid it.
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08-31-2009, 05:50 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Yeah. The book about John Adams. It's a big bugger.
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08-31-2009, 05:57 PM
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08-31-2009, 06:34 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Damn it. Garnet only works 4 days this week. Then gets a 4 day weekend and only works 4 days next week.
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Oh, it's that long holiday weekend thing, is it? Well, I only get 3.5 days off for that. Boo!
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08-31-2009, 06:37 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Damn it. Garnet only works 4 days this week. Then gets a 4 day weekend and only works 4 days next week.
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Oh, it's that long holiday weekend thing, is it? Well, I only get 3.5 days off for that. Boo!
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Well, if it makes you feel any better, I have to take one of those days off without pay. I am contracting with the state right now and "furlough" days are one way they are trying to save money.
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08-31-2009, 06:44 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Now that ain't right!
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09-01-2009, 03:18 AM
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the internet says I'm right
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck! That is fucking all.
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09-01-2009, 03:26 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I found out this evening that I had been wearing my shirt inside out. Nobody said a fucking word to me or looked at me funny. I guess fat people are invisible.
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09-01-2009, 03:29 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Garnet, read Charlaine Harris's books. They. Are. Awesome.
I love Sookie and Harper. Haven't ready Lily or Aurora yet.
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09-01-2009, 04:02 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
That's not a rant. 
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09-01-2009, 04:23 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I am shocked at the falling standards of profanity in this thread! 50% more my butt!
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09-01-2009, 04:34 PM
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Guðríð the Gloomy
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
You know what, friendly elderly co-worker? I really like you. A lot. But GOD FUCKING DAMMIT do not come and cozy up to chat with me after you've had a cigarette break. Please? You either make me want to grab the cigarettes out of your hand and start smoking them or huddle away from the stench. Either way, I swear to all the forgotten gods that one of these days I'm going to screech and spray Febreze all over you. Oh, and would you PLEASE USE A FUCKING BREATH MINT????
Note that this is an entirely hypocritical rant as I used to be a smoker and was completely oblivious to the stench I inflicted on others.
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09-01-2009, 04:39 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Goddam rooster-felching wannabe-cussing fuck-puddles!
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09-01-2009, 07:14 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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It is too, dumbledick. I was complaining the fat people are invisible. Apparently what they post is too.
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09-01-2009, 07:17 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I believe he was responding to Cynical-Chick, not you, shitnipple.
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09-01-2009, 07:21 PM
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California Sober
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I believe Dingfod was calling Cynical-Chick fat.
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