Since you don't know its gender, are you looking for gender neutral names?
Though I don't know why you are naming it, since it won't come when you call it, and its not like you have a group of turtles from which this particular turtle needs to be delineated. But sorry, you weren't asking whether you should name it, but what it should be named.
Kelly- gender neutral and a descriptor for the color green Pat- gender neutral and a reference to SNL Future Comb- mean suggestion that you will harvest its tortoise shell for utilitarian purposes Salad Bowl- natch, plus it eats a lot of salad GUI-Basic- I don't know why Phazer Digglesworth- combines action name with twitty british or stuffy businessperson surname, as if your turtle was A.) a turtle of action and B.) came from some sort of pedigree or held itself in high regard Legolas Orlando- because everything you see reminds you of Mr. Bloom in his defining LOTR role Red Power Ranger- because you can't stop thinking about the Red Power Ranger. Or maybe that is more a personal issue for me. Crumb, I think I might be projecting a little.* Mukasey- after former Atty General. I don't know why but the name has a nice roll Yrtl- classic and probably over-used, the Rover of turtle names Finger Snap- descriptive cautionary name to encourage guests and acquaintances to respect Finger Snap's biting power and need for personal space Surly Todd- I guess it works if the turtle is actually surly, the Todd part because it makes the two words together sound like you are saying something French. Sur Le Tod. I don't know why I find that appealing. Also makes him a boy turtle Bustamante- famous Jamaican politician. I don't have a good argument for this one either. Lumpy- well it is Penelope- if you decide to gender your turtle, and if your turtle is sweet
*Qingdai, I'm sorry all of our pets and our son are named Red Power Ranger.
look, all i am saying is naming anything
is a significant responsibility that needs
to be undertaken with a modicum of sober
thinking and regard for future consequence....
that's all i am saying
but before you might name it turtleporn
remember it might come back around to
slap the shit out of you......
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Technically, that's not really his part of his name. 'De' basically means 'of' and 'y' is 'and.' He's Francesco Antonio José of Lorenzana and Buitrón. Just sayin.
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