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06-22-2006, 05:45 PM
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not very big for a grown-up
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Re: Countdown from one million thread
We gotta install microwave ovens, Custom kitchen delivery y y y' s
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I've made a huge tiny mistake!
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06-22-2006, 05:50 PM
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silky...
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Re: Countdown from one million thread
Quote:
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"I want my Cinderella telephone! I want my Cinderella telephone!"
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06-22-2006, 05:52 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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"Her eyes in certain light were violet, and all her teeth were even. That's a rare, fair feature: even teeth. She smiled to excess, but she chewed with real distinction." - Eleanor of Aquitaine
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06-22-2006, 06:48 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Re: Countdown from one million thread
987,547 Genius.
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06-22-2006, 06:52 PM
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987,546 who's a genius?
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06-22-2006, 06:54 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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987,545 Sock Puppet's Daughter.
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06-22-2006, 06:56 PM
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987,544 Gods, you guys crack me UP! Especially you, Chuck.
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06-22-2006, 07:07 PM
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987,543 I walked, I sang, neighbors gawked, we gotta move these color tvs.
Walk this way, walk this way, walk this way, walk this way
... just give me a kiss....
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06-22-2006, 07:10 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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06-22-2006, 07:12 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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987,541 This is becoming a media rich thread.
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06-22-2006, 07:15 PM
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High tech redneck
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987,540 RUN DMC!
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06-22-2006, 07:19 PM
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Genius.
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Yes, and it can be quite annoying -- you'd think it would be easier to put one over on a kid who ain't even 3 yet. No such luck. It'll probably be a matter of weeks before she starts demanding that I cite sources to back up my contention that it's bedtime.
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06-22-2006, 07:28 PM
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Struggling to stay sober....
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Afternoon everyone!
HAY SHARRRROONNNN!
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06-22-2006, 07:32 PM
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987,537 I'm done walking this way, talking this way, now just give the smoochies already!
It's a walk down memory lane with Liv today!
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06-22-2006, 07:35 PM
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06-22-2006, 07:45 PM
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Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
Hes returned to kill the light
Then when hes found who hes looking for
Listen in awe and youll hear him
Bark at the moon
Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that this beast is looking for
Listen in awe and youll hear him
Bark at the moon
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06-22-2006, 07:47 PM
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HAY SHARRRROONNNN!
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My phone's ringtone has Ozzie saying this whenever Hubster calls.
Hey, Smilin!
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And liv, no fair ... I can't look at those youtube thingies at work.
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06-22-2006, 07:51 PM
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ahhhh so cool Sharon!
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Do you curse him like Sharon Osbourne does Ozzie?
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06-22-2006, 07:55 PM
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Not when he's listening.
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06-22-2006, 08:04 PM
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06-22-2006, 08:08 PM
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987,530 "Ge' away from my burrito, you li'le BAHSTUD!"
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06-22-2006, 08:11 PM
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Translate please, I don't speak ozzyese.
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06-22-2006, 08:38 PM
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High tech redneck
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My favorite is when he see the bubble machine on his stage and says,
"BUBBLES? I'm the fucking prince of darkness!"
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06-22-2006, 08:41 PM
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06-22-2006, 08:44 PM
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"I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."
Ozzy Osbourne, MTV News Online, 1992
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