Brag about the size of your Aspie-ness

[Sock Puppet]

How aspie are you?

I make no claims as to the test's accuracy. In fact, I would guess that many takers with autism spectrum disorder would be all but incapable of answering some of the questions accurately, thus rendering the test useless. So it's pretty much just for the lulz.

My results:



By far, my favorite question on the quiz:

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Do you feel an urge to peel flakes off yourself and / or others?

[Ensign Steve]

Go ahead and fly your flag if you marked Sock's favorite a "2".

[BrotherMan]

A result like this can only mean one thing.

[ChuckF]

Sack and I are basically aspie chart bros.

[Crumb]

Your Aspie score: 113 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 80 of 200
You seem to have both Aspie and neurotypical traits



So what does it all mean?

[livius drusus]

Your Aspie score: 35 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 184 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical



Oh so I'm stupid and boring because I don't pick scabs off of the neighborhood lepers? FUCK YOU ALL

[Watser?]

Well, who DOES like people dropping by uninvited?!

[lisarea]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Your Aspie score: 35 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 184 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

I thought you didn't take internet tests.

You thought nobody would remember, but I REMEMBERED.

[Kael]

Your Aspie score: 44 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 164 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

[Crumb]

I guess I'm half-asped

[livius drusus]

Originally Posted by lisarea

I'm a huge aspie.

fify

[lisarea]

Yeah, drusus, AND?

[irukandji]

Your Aspie score: 57 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 150 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical





i pick eye-boogers off the dogs....
why nobody wanna know that, huh?

[ChuckF]

Let's animate this data:

[livius drusus]

Originally Posted by lisarea

Yeah, drusus, AND?

I SAW THAT. And I'm never ever ever going to forget it. Never ever ever.

[lisarea]

OMG, so hateful.

[S.Vashti]

Your Aspie score: 103 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 95 of 200
You seem to have both Aspie and neurotypical traits


I'm rather proud of how much my work at communication skills has paid off.

[godfry n. glad]

Chickens on the brain....obviously.

[chunksmediocrites]

Your Aspie score: 55 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 160 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

Are you naturally so honest and sincere yourself that you assume everyone should be?

Uh...no. Weirdly constructed question. People who are naturally honest and sincere at a certain level automatically assume x? The use of should be in the sentence threw me off as well.

[Pinecone]

[Deadlokd]

Your Aspie score: 48 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 168 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

[godfry n. glad]

I had an Aspie score of 49 of 200.

So...Is there a guide as to how to interpret this data?

How will we know who is most Aspie and how do we force mickthinks to take it?

Am I reading this aright in that, so far, Crumb is the most Aspie of those reporting, with a 113 Aspie score?

[S.Vashti]

Originally Posted by godfry n. glad

I had an Aspie score of 49 of 200.

So...Is there a guide as to how to interpret this data?

How will we know who is most Aspie and how do we force mickthinks to take it?

Am I reading this aright in that, so far, Crumb is the most Aspie of those reporting, with a 113 Aspie score?

Yup. Crumb's it! Let's all gang up on him and laugh and point, 'cause that's what neurotypicals typically do!

Whee!

[vremya]

[Ari]

Wow at 150 questions someone with autism couldn't get through it, hell I got distracted by shinny objects 3 times during this quiz.


ETA, overall this graph seems at least marginally accurate. While I have some traits that could superficially appear like aspie, I'm neurotypical, although a bit off my rocker.

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"Do you have trouble with authority?"
Fuck you and your rules man! You are trapped in the system, break free and rebel. Wake up sheeple!

"Do you enjoy watching a spinning or blinking object?"
Wow, every raver is an aspie.


"Do you instinctively become frightened by the sound of a motor-bike?"
Ever since that one time... Damn you James Dean!