Conservatives say stupid shit - Page 16

Leesifer · #**376** 03-27-2012, 09:57 PM

I kind of

you right now, Miss Shelby,

Miss Shelby · #**377** 03-27-2012, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

I kind of

you right now, Miss Shelby,

WOW REALLY? That is NOT what I thought you were gonna say Lees. Makes me smile.

freemonkey · #**378** 03-28-2012, 04:16 AM

I'm posting this from facebook because the comments are jaw-droppingly stupid and crazy. And that's just the few pages I read.

ImGod · #**379** 03-28-2012, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by freemonkey

I'm posting this from facebook because the comments are jaw-droppingly stupid and crazy. And that's just the few pages I read.

Could you maybe summarize some of this? Facebook is blocked at work, meaning I'd have to wait like 8 more hours to look. :twiddle:

I'd probably have to work to pass the time and keep from getting bored. You don't want that to happen to someone with ultra-highspeed internet access, do you?

lisarea · #**380** 03-28-2012, 03:24 PM

It is a picture of Obama that says "Stop the Power Grab," and then, "LIKE if you agree ObamaCare is a government power grab!"

Here is a selection of some of my favorite comments:

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Originally Posted by Mike Viola

‎"kill it mommy, kill it " Jason Voorhees Camp Crystal Lake

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Originally Posted by Hilary Bible

He is an idiot black or not he could be australian i am white but i have black people in my family so my frustration doesnt have to do with that. i dont know anything about romney or gingrich or whoever personally i think danny glover would be a good choice

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Originally Posted by Rose Kohler

If an individual is made to have health insurance buy they have mp job. How is the government expect that individual to paid the fine that the [sic]

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Originally Posted by Kelly Stroud

I have a friend where obamacare has already kicked in. Medicare is trying to tell her what meds she can get, not what he's Dr proscribed.

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Originally Posted by Lynn Crowell

Lying Muslim trying his best to mislead and decieve the younger and nieve class of americans. Us old folk aint buying his lies! Remember the Alamo!

Kael · #**381** 03-28-2012, 03:26 PM

The picture is Obama giving a speech, and it says "Stop the power grab!"

Most of the comments are about how terrible and evil Obamacare is, how Obama is worse than Hitler, how God needs to save the country, and how he shouldn't even be President 'cause secret-crypto-kenyan-muslim-etc. My favorite so far is this one:

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Originally Posted by Hilary Bible

He is an idiot black or not he could be australian i am white but i have black people in my family so my frustration doesnt have to do with that. i dont know anything about romney or gingrich or whoever personally i think danny glover would be a good choice.

ETA: lisarea only beat me because my 'k' key is broken, so I have to use the stupid on-screen keyboard to type any ks. But, she is forgiven because we both liked the same comment.

lisarea · #**382** 03-28-2012, 03:40 PM

Hey Kael, let's have a contest to see who can type the lyrics to The KKK Took My Baby Away the fastest!

Stormlight · #**383** 03-28-2012, 03:48 PM

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

Stephen Maturin · #**384** 03-28-2012, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by davidm

So I guess you regard your own daughter as a bimbo?

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ImGod · #**385** 03-28-2012, 05:59 PM

Figures.

The only time the true KKK libertarians come out of the woodwork when it's a black guy asking for something. Bush's prescription drug handout got this reaction :asleep:

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Probably because they realized after careful consideration, and constructive faceboook dialoging, that the government health insurance stuff and things can come in under budget. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...mark/?page=all

erimir · #**386** 03-28-2012, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lisarea

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Originally Posted by Hilary Bible

He is an idiot black or not he could be australian i am white but i have black people in my family so my frustration doesnt have to do with that. i dont know anything about romney or gingrich or whoever personally i think danny glover would be a good choice

My favorite part is where she dislikes Obama because he's a liberal, but she thinks Danny Glover would be an improvement :lolhog:

Sock Puppet · #**387** 03-28-2012, 07:50 PM

Nah, he's too old for this shit.

Angakuk · #**388** 03-28-2012, 08:29 PM

Danny Glover's name was probably the only name of a black man that she could think of while she was composing that post.

Stephen Maturin · #**389** 03-28-2012, 09:06 PM

Probably so. Wayne Brady was the go-to Non-Threatening Black Man until that rather unfortunate Chappelle's Show sketch in 2004.

livius drusus · #**390** 03-28-2012, 09:28 PM

Black actors, man.

BrotherMan · #**391** 03-28-2012, 10:01 PM

I'd have said JJ Evans just to keep it real.

Sauron · #**392** 03-28-2012, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormlight

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

Yeah, right. You don't have enough room for an Alamo.

More like "REMEMBER THE WILD BOAR".

Here's one that's the right size:

Ymir's blood · #**393** 03-28-2012, 10:53 PM

"I have had it up to here with these motherfucking (trouble making foreigners) in this motherfucking (country)."

Miss Shelby · #**394** 03-29-2012, 01:47 PM

AML, I have added you to my 'friends' list, although 2 people can hardly be considered a list, esp. since the other guy on there only wanted to be my friend because he thought I would show him my boobs.

Vivisectus · #**395** 03-29-2012, 03:11 PM

It was totally worth it.

ImGod · #**396** 03-29-2012, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Angakuk

Danny Glover's name was probably the only name of a black man that she could think of while she was composing that post.

It's likely she doesn't realize he's black. You know like how members of my extended family don't like black people but talk about movies they watch starring Denzel Washington or Morgan Freeman. You're a good actor in my book if you can make a racist forget what color you were in a movie.

Miss Shelby · #**397** 03-29-2012, 09:36 PM

Lenny Kravitz!

I'm on a Hunger Games frenzy.

seebs · #**398** 03-30-2012, 05:43 PM

Apparently Rick Santorum called Obama an anti-war government nig...I MEAN NOT THAT.

Pyrrho · #**399** 03-31-2012, 01:27 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...8SKa0M#t=2065s

Stephen Maturin · #**400** 03-31-2012, 02:25 AM

An idiot teabagger and deadbeat dad named Joe Walsh is running for reelection to the U.S. House of Representatives. District lines were redrawn as the result of the census, and Democratic establishment apparently thinks that they have a decent shot of unseating Walsh come November. His poll showings are downright abysmal.

His Democratic opponent is Tammy Duckworth. Walsh says he's the "real challenger" in many ways. After all, Duckworth is the one who's been "working in Washington. She’s a bureaucrat. I’m a fighter."

I guess being a Member of Congress, thus working in Washington, doesn't qualify as "working in Washington" within the bounds of Joe Walsh's itsy bitsy brain. But hey, never mind that shit.

As for the "fighter" part, it's worth noting that Duckworth was an Illinois Army National Guard helicopter pilot who got deployed to Iraq in 2004. She lost both legs in a crash that occurred as a result of a rocket propelled grenade hitting her helicopter. She became a veterans' rights advocate and in 2009 was appointed Assistant Secretary for Veterans Affairs, which qualifies her as a useless "bureaucrat" in Walsh's eyes. Of course, Duckworth has declined medical retirement from the military and continues to serve in the Guard. But hey, never mind that shit either.

Joe Walsh is the real fighter, though, on account of his tireless efforts to avoid child support liability.