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05-26-2016, 01:50 AM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
"My right to life is being violated."
~ Shit-fer-brains crybaby Ryan Bundy Would that it were true!
And what's this "religious underwear" to which they're demanding access? I mean, are we talking g-strings with pictures of Buddy Christ on the ball bag or what?
Finally, how come these clowns are still here? Why hasn't Y'all Qaeda been shipped off to Guantanamo Bay?
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05-27-2016, 12:14 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
And what's this "religious underwear" to which they're demanding access? I mean, are we talking g-strings with pictures of Buddy Christ on the ball bag or what?
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Mormon temple garments, AKA, Magic Underwear.
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05-27-2016, 01:14 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
Won't someone send that man a bag of dicks?
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05-27-2016, 01:27 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
It is indeed an atrocity the world has never seen.
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05-27-2016, 02:57 AM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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Originally Posted by Angakuk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
And what's this "religious underwear" to which they're demanding access? I mean, are we talking g-strings with pictures of Buddy Christ on the ball bag or what?
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Mormon temple garments, AKA, Magic Underwear.
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I considered that, but was under the impression that temple garments were only worn ... well, in temples. Wikipedia says that's wrong.
Wiki also says that Mormons consider the term "magic underwear" misleading and offensive, which is all the more reason to use the term "magic underwear."
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05-27-2016, 03:44 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
Actually, they do have special clothes, robes really, that are only worn in the temple.
LDS Endowment
What most Latter-day Saints call "garments" is, strictly speaking, the garment, the garment of the holy priesthood, received during the initiatory. When Latter-day Saints speak of "temple clothes" (or "robes"), they usually have in mind the additional ritual vestments that are donned in the course of the endowment proper: robe, apron, sash, cap, veil. By "temple clothes" they may also mean the white clothing--dress, shirt, pants, tie, slippers--worn under the ritual vestments.
Mormons high-fiving God while wearing their temple robes.
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05-27-2016, 04:55 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
When I was talking about the magic underwear to a serious Mormon, I referred to them as "super secret underwear" because that's slightly less insulting.
To this Mormon, who didn't believe the underwear was actually magic, the underwear is "secret" because it really shouldn't be shown to non-believers. He treated it as a symbolic reminder of his faith, like wearing a cross. Only more supportive in the groin.
The Bundys are outside the mainstream LDS faith, as they've claimed to have personal prophecies, and the LDS church has rejected this. I can probably find more, but just that is enough to label them as radical LDS fundamentalists.
I'd be mildly surprised if Cliven doesn't have more than one wife (in practice, not legally.)
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05-27-2016, 11:49 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
All the rights! All the rights are violate!
Oh wait the fifth amendment says you do not have to bring militiamen's infamous crimes to a grand jury in order to punish them. Well, that seems all in order then! Carry on!
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05-27-2016, 12:08 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
I knew Mormons in Wyoming and Utah that did believe their garments gave them magic protection from harm. I saw evidence of the magic myself when this one Mormon goober in Wyoming who was in charge of the plant laboratory (the job I turned down because of the cut in pay) was tasked with getting rid of all the surplus chemicals. Brilliantly, he decided to pour them all into a five gallon glass carboy, which asploded spectacularly, spraying phenolphthalein magenta colored toxic chemicals all over the lab, a considerable amount of which seeped under the wall into the control room where I was working. He was unharmed, untouched even, by any of it, not a stain on him. Pretty impressive. I wanted some of that underwear myself after that, but was unwilling to go to the lengths required to get myself some. Let's just say I don't have the credentials required to shop in Beehive Clothing Mills stores in the malls in Salt Lake.
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06-26-2016, 05:05 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
Bundy Militia Bro Charged With Trying to Detonate a Bomb at a Government Facility in Arizona | Alternet
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Keebler, who took part in the 2014 standoff with federal land administrators near Cliven Bundy’s ranch, told undercover FBI agents that he planned to target a BLM building in Mount Trumbull, Ariz. The FBI agents, in turn, created a non-working explosive device for Keebler to use at the facility, which Keebler first started scouting as a target in October 2015.
Keebler planted the device at the BLM building on Tuesday and tried to detonate it, without luck. He was arrested the next day.
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Score one for the FBI.
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06-26-2016, 08:26 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
Control + F terror, terrorist; Phrase not found.
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07-20-2016, 03:26 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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07-20-2016, 08:17 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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In March, in an unusual move, Ryan decided to represent himself in court and waived his right to counsel.
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How's that old saying go? "A man who chooses to be his own lawyer has a fool for a client."
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07-20-2016, 09:17 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
See, Bundy never would have ever been in the position of needing to make a sheet rope in the first place had he exercised his sovereign prerogatives properly. Every Sovereign Citizen knows that federal courts have exactly zero jurisdiction unless the so-called "defendant" consents. Had he simply stood mute at his initial appearance, the court would have been compelled to let him go. By stating that he planned to represent himself, he tacitly confessed the court's authority over him.
What a dumbass!
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07-21-2016, 03:08 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
He should have just walked the fuck out.
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07-29-2016, 10:42 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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i;ryan c, man, am an idiot (layman, outsider) of the 'Legal Society'; and; am an idiot (layman, outsider) of the "Bar Association'; and; i am incompetent; and; am not required by any law to be competent . . .
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~ Ryan S. Bundy, "man; all rights reserved; exempt from levy"
Well, I'm convinced.
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07-30-2016, 01:41 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
Does anybody understand the form of his statement?
"i;ryan c, man" ?
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08-01-2016, 12:22 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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Does anybody understand the form of his statement?
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I certainly hope not.
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08-01-2016, 02:17 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
Let me assure you good people of the Free Thought and Talk Forum, Chat Emporium and Emoticon Linguistic Institute that he speaks not for the House of Bort R. Manns.
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09-07-2016, 07:01 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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09-07-2016, 08:10 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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09-07-2016, 11:29 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
Jury selection for the Malheur Miscreants has begun.
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09-26-2016, 09:58 PM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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10-28-2016, 01:33 AM
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Re: Clive Bundy, Living Caricature of Libertopian.
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