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10-24-2019, 08:36 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
I am not 100% sure I have heard Zuckerbot's voice before.
Jesus.
Can Farcebook not afford a better voice synth?
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10-25-2019, 12:35 AM
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann
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Originally Posted by lisarea
Bill Gates' redemption arc sort of chaps my hide.
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$Billionaire's redemption arc, for most billionaires. Looking at you Warren Buffet.
I recall a quote my google fu is failing to find, "A philanthropist is a crook who gives back some of the stolen money."
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I vaguely remember a Peanuts cartoon from many years ago about this. I'm posting from a crappy tablet and can't search right now. I'll guess that it was Linus talking to Lucy:
Linus: I want to be a great philanthropist when I'm older.
Lucy: To be a great philanthropist you need to have lots of money.
Linus: I want to be a great philanthropist using someone else's money!
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10-25-2019, 06:37 PM
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puzzler
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
Found it: August 1st 1959 Wow! It was Charlie Brown, not Lucy though.
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10-25-2019, 08:05 PM
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Admin
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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11-02-2019, 06:03 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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11-02-2019, 08:06 PM
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Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
Does JoPe have vm on ignore? He even thanked vm’s post! (Though to be fair, for whatever reason, vm didn’t embed the image.)
Anyway, Blade Runner takes place sometime this month.
Why am I mentioning that in this thread? Oh, no particular reason.
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Cēterum cēnseō factiōnem Rēpūblicānam dēlendam esse īgnī ferrōque.
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11-02-2019, 10:47 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
I have myself on ignore.
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11-04-2019, 05:11 AM
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Servant of the Dark Lord
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
That image JoeP posted is somewhat disturbing.
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11-04-2019, 06:46 PM
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California Sober
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
At the risk of being serious, I think it's just that his makeup is so bad in the right-side picture. The Tussauds people have been perfecting their craft for 242 years (for real?!). It's unsurprising theirs looks more natural.
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11-12-2019, 01:02 AM
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
Thank you, Facebook, for giving this 100% selfless patriot a vehicle for saying thanks to all those brave veterans.
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"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
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12-20-2019, 06:51 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
The world: Mr Zuckerberg, have you stopped beating your wife?
Suckyberg:
Suckyberg:
Suckyberg: Soon.
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12-20-2019, 07:53 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
We're still mining every detail of your identity we can possibly get, but we'll stop signing all of your email and text accounts up for scat porn and/or framing you for murder. Soon.
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01-20-2020, 05:08 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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02-09-2020, 08:11 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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02-09-2020, 08:21 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
Hmm. Not randomly selected. In fact, the study was how much you had to pay people to get off F******k. So while it may be a significant result in some ways, it doesn't demonstrate that an arbitrary person on Farcebook would report being happier off it. It might have pre-selected people who were already aware of its effect on them and thinking of quitting.
People who are currently happy with it, or who are aware of its flaws and addictive nature but think they can control it , might not respond the same way.
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02-10-2020, 10:29 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann
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The next week they were all back on Facebook.
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02-10-2020, 10:56 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
You... you... cynic!
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03-03-2020, 02:31 PM
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forever in search of dill pickle doritos
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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03-04-2020, 10:41 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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03-04-2020, 11:06 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
Butt, hairy males!
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05-28-2020, 06:18 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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05-29-2020, 03:29 AM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back
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