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Originally Posted by Adam
When I talk about a woman who shows not the slightest concern that I am under attack by magic assassins, I am also talking about a woman who will react to the slightest sleep-whimper from the dog by sitting bolt upright and shaking me awake to see if I think she might need to go outside.
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Man, do I understand this. My roommate will occasionally complain about sleep paralysis. He usually says something like "Man, I can't believe you didn't come check on me. I could have been suffocating! And I was trying to yell out for help, but you ignore me!" Which I soundly laugh at - to his face.
And once, a long time back, he was napping on the couch and I was rummaging around for something when I knocked over a thing and it made a soft *clunk* noise. I'm serious, it was just a soft shuffling of stuff. And like lightning he was up off the couch and in some (hilarious) combat stance giving me his evil eye, ready to kill me.