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Old 04-02-2010, 07:28 AM
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So, I was researching slime recipes and stumbled across this, ecto-porn.

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Molten wax.

Doesn't that just make your dick hard, your cooch wet?
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Oh yeah? Get a load of this one
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:lol: @ signed,

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Old 04-02-2010, 10:05 AM
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I've seen wax play a few times but it's never been my kink. I hear pulling the wax off often takes off most body hair (even the tiny little hairs you never notice) so if you aren't baby's butt smooth, you're going to be.
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:14 PM
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I've seen wax play a few times but it's never been my kink. I hear pulling the wax off often takes off most body hair (even the tiny little hairs you never notice) so if you aren't baby's butt smooth, you're going to be.
That's not a sexual fetish, it's a beauty regimen. I'm far more likely to become aroused during a pedicure than a wax. Not into pain. :nojustno: Tiny Korean girls rubbing my feet, otoh...
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Old 04-02-2010, 06:46 PM
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The Japanese may be excused as ongoing victims of T3h Bombs, but these other fucking freaks.................Jeebus. I mean, come on now. Tampon sucking? What a twisted fucker.
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Old 04-02-2010, 06:56 PM
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I'm not sure if I should blame San Francisco or the internet but it gets a meh.
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Old 04-02-2010, 07:01 PM
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funny thing....

i never noticed the twitch in my eye
before reading this thread

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funny thing....

i never noticed the twitch in my eye
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That's probably a fetish too.
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You guys are lame.

Cake Farts *

Dragons Fucking Cars

* 1.) This is a PG version where you get to pick whether you want to see the video. The real site is cakefarts.com.
2.) There used to be a cake fart guy who would post sexy stories about how all the time women would surreptitiously fart on cakes then give them to him as a prank and then he would eat the cake and they would do something boring like have farty sex. So I was telling this one different guy that, and he is like, "No, you are a liar, and I don't believe you," so the next time I saw cake fart guy posting on Usenet, I went to forward his post to that one guy, but I was all excited from the sexiness I guess and I accidentally emailed THE CAKE FART GUY saying something like SEXY, and then cake fart guy and I became BFsF.
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Dragons fucking cars is hysterical.

I'm glad you have a friend for your special needs, Lisarea.
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Old 04-03-2010, 09:13 AM
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and then he would eat the cake and they would do something boring like have farty sex.


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Awesome. Every element of that photo contributes to overall dorkiness - hat, glasses, moustache, bow-tie, coat. Except being black and white. That's cool. But he probably didn't know any better.
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Old 04-03-2010, 10:49 AM
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But does having a passion for farty butt-sex contribute to the dorkiness?

Mind you, he's only interested in petite lady-farts, not wet, sputtering ones that might come out of a big fat lady, or a man.
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One of the great injustices of our time is that the guy's first name isn't Richard.
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Old 04-03-2010, 08:14 PM
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Yeah so... what is the deal with a guy who would make that movie joining a Christianist militia?
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Old 04-04-2010, 11:52 PM
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We live in a world where gay-bashing fundamentalist Christian preachers get cornholed in their free time, where "celibate" Catholic priests put their dicks in children, and mental retards get elected President for two terms.

I gave up trying to make sense of things a long time ago.
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