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Old 05-26-2010, 04:42 AM
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Once I had a book called The Erotic Imagination, I forget by whom, a guy who collected these. I was reading it and couldn't stop laughing when a guy was describing some pervoid neighbor who called him up and asked him, "is it okay if I come over and jerk off into your refrigerator?"
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Old 05-26-2010, 08:43 AM
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You should check out Bonk if you haven't already, it's an awesome and hilarious book about sex.
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Old 06-05-2010, 07:51 AM
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So I came to find out there is a genre of pornography called Gonzo, in which women at job interviews are conviced to be filmed having sex with the male employer in order to be hired for the job. That there: is a weird ass fetish.
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Old 06-07-2010, 03:26 AM
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Nah, it's just a very specific fetish.

In a world where people are turned on by Nazi-garb, writhing tentacles entering underage girls, and people transforming into animals, I can't agree that an office-place fantasy is weird.

The name, though, is unusual. Wonder what the connection is?
I guess the nose is a bit phallic. :gonzo:
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Old 06-07-2010, 04:49 AM
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I'd guess it's related to gonzo journalism more than the muppet, but I'm not sure exactly how. Gonzo journalism is a more personalized style, originating with Hunter S. Thompson. It's less removed from its subject than traditional journalism and more a first person narrative, with the journalist playing an active role. I don't understand why it would take that specific form, unless it's geared toward HR and hiring managers, or at least done in a style where the interviewer is also doing the filming and directing as part of the action.
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Old 06-07-2010, 06:02 AM
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Here is a source of Thompson's work.

A Daily Dose of Gonzo Wisdom
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You guys are lame.

Cake Farts *

Dragons Fucking Cars

* 1.) This is a PG version where you get to pick whether you want to see the video. The real site is cakefarts.com.
2.) There used to be a cake fart guy who would post sexy stories about how all the time women would surreptitiously fart on cakes then give them to him as a prank and then he would eat the cake and they would do something boring like have farty sex. So I was telling this one different guy that, and he is like, "No, you are a liar, and I don't believe you," so the next time I saw cake fart guy posting on Usenet, I went to forward his post to that one guy, but I was all excited from the sexiness I guess and I accidentally emailed THE CAKE FART GUY saying something like SEXY, and then cake fart guy and I became BFsF.
Sorry to bump this thread in the sake of reminiscing on a blast from the past. I recall talking to you on some forum (was it alt.music.ween?) but for the life of me I cannot harken back on our conversations. It was soooo long ago. I liked your tongue-in-cheek comment in this thread about finding my cake farting models attractive hehehe. Fill me in on more details from our past chats so we can continue from where we left off :) Sean
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Ooh, love is in the air. It smells a little eggy.
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And people wonder why I like pies better??? :eek:
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Old 01-11-2011, 05:27 AM
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They're easier to throw?

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lol. Fuckin ween.
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Old 01-31-2011, 02:49 AM
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So, I was researching slime recipes and stumbled across this, ecto-porn.

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Molten wax.

Doesn't that just make your dick hard, your cooch wet?
Probably most people could condition themselves to find this stimulating by increasingly associating the particular stimuli with the dopamine rush of orgasm.

Personally I've been moving away from orgasmocentric sexuality and more toward as sensual, empathetic, and unalienated a sexuality as possible.

We might find that orgasmocentric sexuality involving other people will be increasingly obsolete, since if it is about the orgasm, there are typically easier, quicker, and safer ways to cum that do not involve others. Yet it's the others who interest me most. IOW, sexuality should serve us and our relationships, not the other way around.
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Old 01-08-2012, 05:35 AM
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Normal sexual-thing taken to bizarre proportions. Thank goodness they're prosthetic, and not actual breast enhancements.
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This became a problem when the males started to attempt to mate with certain beer bottles that were just the right color. The males were more attracted to the bottles than to actual females.
I have known guys like that.
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:29 PM
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If we're going to dredge up this thread again, I would like to clarify that while I cannot guarantee that I never actually posted in a ween newsgroup, if I did, it was probably some massive crossposted thread in which I was talking about cake farting or something.

I have only the vaguest recollection that there was even a band called Ween. I didn't, like, live at a ween newsgroup or anything.
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Ween!!

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Not quite so weird, but Germany is considering outlawing bestiality again, decades after making it legal. I liked this bit especially.

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It was banned 4 years ago here. I dont really see why though: unless the animal is harmed, who cares? If the animal is harmed it's animal abuse and we already had laws for that.
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Old 11-29-2012, 11:13 PM
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I think the reasoning is that animals can't give informed consent.
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Except we don't require informed consent for animals for all the things we do to them as pets (such as neutering) or as food animals.

Or for animal breeding - do we need the mare's consent to allow the stud access to her?, etc.

If you want to argue against those, that's fine. But if not, it seems inconsistent to require consent for the one and not for the other.

I agree with Watser.
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Although I suspect that in most cases it would be punishable as abuse. Well, it depends on what they do, i guess. I don't actually really want to be thinking about this.
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