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12-05-2010, 06:57 AM
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Re: Miscellany
NEW POAST because one of my instructables is gonna be in a new ebook!
I only posted four instructables total and haven't done one in a really long time, but two of them won prizes before, and now a third one got picked for an ebook.
Now, where's the love for my goddamned yogurt making one? WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME SO MUCH?
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12-05-2010, 07:03 AM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Miscellany
Is it a Western Lesbian ebook? Because that's really all I read.
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12-05-2010, 07:14 AM
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ne plus ultraviolet
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Portland Oregon USA
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Re: Miscellany
So the new baker today referred to the skin covering the outside of her elbow as her weenis. I LOLed because I have only ever heard of weenis as slang for penis. We debated whether or not weenis meant one, the other, or both. Turns out some slang dictionaries online do refer to wenis as slang for the skin over the outside of one's elbow. So I'll let her know that apparently she's not just making shit up.
Anyway, she was then asking other bakers if they knew the name for the skin over the outside of one's elbow, and nobody had heard of weenis and mostly giggled when she said it. I then asked them if they knew the name for the skin that covers one's kneecap.
"It's called your vah-jay-jay," I told them.
Good times.
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12-05-2010, 07:48 AM
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It's however you interpret the question...
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: On A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream
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Re: Miscellany
Quote:
I should probably put this in Andy Rooney Complaints, but I'm not quite ready to admit it.
You guys. I cannot find my little jar with Sharpies in it and a roll of masking tape around the rim. It's not where it belongs. It's not in any of the other places I've looked. I'm not entirely ready to say this out loud, but I think it might be gone.
I guess you just sort of go around labeling things for the freezer, bulk spices, jars of beans and rice and flour and things like that, and you never really take a moment to appreciate the little jelly jar with Sharpies in it and a roll of masking tape around the rim.
Never, that is, until it's gone.
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12-05-2010, 03:30 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Location: Bortlandia
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Re: Miscellany
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12-05-2010, 07:20 PM
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California Sober
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Location: Silicon Valley
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Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by livius drusus
Is it a Western Lesbian ebook? Because that's really all I read.
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It's the crazy bag-lady instructable. Of course it's a western lesbian ebook.
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12-05-2010, 09:23 PM
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California Sober
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
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Re: Miscellany
God damnit, I meant to poast this at 4:20 but I got distracted. I don't know how you do it, B-man. Maybe you wrote a GUI in Visual Basic?
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12-05-2010, 09:35 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Miscellany
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12-05-2010, 10:05 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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12-06-2010, 04:01 AM
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Location: Iowa
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Re: Miscellany
My brother-in-law took us out to one of those restaurants when we visited him Thailand back in '02. The food was very good and I still have one of those complementary condoms lying about somewhere. The table, as I recall, was glass topped and the surface between the glass the underlying table was covered with an assortment of brightly covered condom packages. Very attractive.
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12-06-2010, 03:23 PM
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Vice Cobra Assistant Commander
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Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
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Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisarea
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Body parts that were reportedly found in Bellevue have been determined to be a very large beaver, according to police.
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ITT low hanging fruit, and I feel dirty for plucking it. Please enjoy a musical interlude while I remember that I have no shame.
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12-06-2010, 05:36 PM
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Re: Miscellany
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12-06-2010, 10:11 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Location: Here
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Re: Miscellany
Those bags deserve to be in a book. Mine work great.
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12-07-2010, 03:13 PM
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Tellifying
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Location: Northern Virginia
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Re: Miscellany
The Tron: Legacy soundtrack by Daft Punk is available for a limited time for only $3.99
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12-07-2010, 04:42 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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12-07-2010, 04:50 PM
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Vice Cobra Assistant Commander
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
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Re: Miscellany
Can we get a nationwide "Mind Your Own Fucking Business" campaign going?
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12-07-2010, 07:10 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Miscellany
I see a government attacking the very fabric of America, a store that is damaging the economy and people riding around in socialized scooters that could be carrying a bomb inside. Can I call those in?
Or do I need to put "Muslim" in there somewhere for it to count?
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12-07-2010, 07:25 PM
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Location: Northwest
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Re: Miscellany
Also interesting DHS (which used to stand for the Department of Human Services) now apparently stands for the Department of Homeland Security.
No change in values there, nope.
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12-08-2010, 03:35 AM
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Admin
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Re: Miscellany
Isn't "if you see something [at Wal*Mart], say something" the purpose of this site?
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12-08-2010, 09:40 AM
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Quality Contributor
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Location: Luxembourg
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Re: Miscellany
You know what I just noticed? After a mere five and a half years of being here?
I just noticed that I pronounce the ending in lisarea and LadyShea differently (in my head, of course. Not out loud!):
lisa ray (like in Lisa Raygun!) and LadyShia (like Lady Ch-ch-ch-Chia).
I might not be quite as bright as I thought. 
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12-08-2010, 09:44 AM
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nominalistic existential pragmaticist
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cheeeeseland
Gender: Female
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Re: Miscellany
No, no, no, no. It's leesahreeah, and Lady Shay.
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12-08-2010, 09:57 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
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Re: Miscellany
You ingoramous. It's lisaPEA.
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12-08-2010, 11:01 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
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Re: Miscellany
Quote:
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I see subversives in this very thread!
Should I say something to the authorities?
* erimir wonders about what would get one on a government watch list...
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12-08-2010, 11:59 AM
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Vaginally-privileged sociopathic cultist
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: La Mer
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Re: Miscellany
Obligatory:
Why don't you try leaking classified cables? Maybe Sweden will trump up some charges on you, unless they protect their citizens
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