Salads R Us

[viscousmemories]

Sounds good, Rev. I'm not much for baking, but I might just give that a try some day.

[RevDahlia]

I just realized I totally fucking posted that in the wrong thread. Should I care?

[viscousmemories]

Originally Posted by RevDahlia

I just realized I totally fucking posted that in the wrong thread. Should I care?

The funny thing is after I submitted my response I noticed the thread title and thought, "Huh. Why'd she post a cake recipe in a salad thread? Oh well, guess she must've been following a derail or something".

[Ronin]

That's alright...I thought this thread was in the Sexuality forum.

Talk about downers.

[Roland98]

Originally Posted by viscousmemories

I've milked goats.

Just found my signature. Thanks vm.

[viscousmemories]

Rev, I hope you know I was laughing with, not at you.

Ronin, it's a salad shooter. Not to be used for stretching anything.

Roland, (hm. lots of 'r' names round here) they don't call me "magic fingers" for nothin.

[pescifish]

Here's a salad reverse engineered from the long defunct Magic Pan restuarants of the 70s:

orange almond salad

• favorite mixed greens (nothing too overwhelming, tastewise)
• mandarin oranges (drained from can)
• chopped green onions (lots of them)
• toasted slivered almonds (heat in a skillet on the stove, no oil, watch religiously because they go from lovely toasty to black in a nanosecond)
• Seven Seas Red Wine Vinagrette dressing

[Roland98]

Originally Posted by viscousmemories

Roland, (hm. lots of 'r' names round here) they don't call me "magic fingers" for nothin.

Um, gee, what to say to that one?

[livius drusus]

I've never really been a fan of the orange-but combo salad, pesci, but it looks easy to make and I bet is quite tasty. Goliath, wanna give that one a stab?

(Man that swirled milky way salad looks goooood...)

[Ronin]

Ronin, it's a salad shooter. Not to be used for stretching anything.

Now he tells me.

[RevDahlia]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

(Man that swirled milky way salad looks goooood...)

The swirled milky way salad was indeed very good, in an Elvis kind of way. I was a little bit worried about it, though, because the damn thing is the size of the Lincoln Memorial and I am convinced that one slice was enough to do me for, well, forever. I had horrible visions of having to find another use for the leftovers -- say, using it for a doorstop or a helmet or something.

Until I arrived home today to find it almost gone. I was amazed. What could have become of it? My hubby didn't get home until after me and he's the big cake eater of the household, BIL usually isn't big on sweets and neither is our other roommate.

I then noticed a distinctive odor lingering in the living room and telltale glassware, and little baggies, lying around, and it dawned on me that BIL and roomie had recently consumed a pretty indecent amount of marijuana. That explains that.