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Old 05-31-2015, 10:13 PM
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: . . .guns are not the main target, CHRISTIANS ARE! That’s whose bodies they plan to fill the 1 billion+ dollars worth of cremation coffins they bought."
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Old 05-31-2015, 10:54 PM
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What is the cost per unit for cremation coffins? If they cost a million dollars each, a billion dollars would only be enough for 1,000 Christians.
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What is the cost per unit for cremation coffins? If they cost a million dollars each, a billion dollars would only be enough for 1,000 Christians.
Sad to say, I did a quick search but didn't find an exact price, but I think you can probably get maybe 200,000-500,000 coffins for a billion. Frankly, though, they'd probably just burn them without coffins and spend more on the crematoriums.

Why would Walmart be the place to do this? I mean, I'd be more suspicious of Target.
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Seriously for cremation they could just use one of the large boxes you can find outside the back door of a retail store.
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Whatever happened to the shroud anyway? It's a timeless classic that looms large in Christian history and you know when you get the ashes that they're like 99.999999% combusted human.
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The Victorians happened.
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They have poor spelling and grammar. I like my ct nuts a bit more eloquent.
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They could learn something from the Duggars:

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Also, tangentially, I just have to bring this up: I read those police reports, and for some reason, they asked the kids what their most and least favorite subjects in school were, and the ones who answered I think all said that their least favorite subject was math and their favorite was spelling. Spelling is not actually a real academic subject.
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Sad to say, I did a quick search but didn't find an exact price, but I think you can probably get maybe 200,000-500,000 coffins for a billion.
With that kind of volume it would make sense to start looking at wholesale solutions, like Sam's Club.
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Maybe a Frequent Dier program?
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