I'm a thread killing sumbitch. - Page 11

justaman · #**251** 02-18-2005, 05:58 AM

Do you know? I'm concerned I don't have enough enemies. :mirror:

The above smilies seems appropriate. I don't know why.

Crumb · #**252** 02-18-2005, 06:02 AM

That can be remedied.

koan · #**253** 02-18-2005, 07:18 AM

Many fear the apocolypse. Me, I wish!!!! :prayer:

I fear the world, like this thread, will go on and on with no hyperspace bypass ever being built. :kickscan:

If the end of this thread meant the world would some day stop spinning its endless version of hell...who would post in it again? :guns:

Brimshack · #**254** 02-18-2005, 11:27 AM

Okay, I get beating a dead horse. Why not? But why is he aiming at its crotch?

Issues liv?

Dingfod · #**255** 02-19-2005, 02:03 AM

Shhh! This thread is sleeping.

Crumb · #**256** 02-19-2005, 03:12 AM

WHAT'S THAT WARRENLY?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Dingfod · #**257** 02-19-2005, 03:27 AM

* Dingfod yawns

Crumb · #**258** 02-19-2005, 03:30 AM

* Crumb senses a trap... :spy:

kensloft · #**259** 02-19-2005, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crumb

* Crumb senses a trap... :spy:

It is definitely a dead thread when you have people paranoid about people yawning being a trap! Can't you see they are sleeping... sleep... sleep... :cd:

The brain is moving :gears:

and slowly it starts to sleep :popcorn:

. The thread is dead. Any hope of it being :fixed:

is a fantasy because the parrying and thrust of the debaters :fencing:

is almost over because the :flamewar:

has ceased. It is over... :cd:

by the mesmerizing effect of :pills:

or

Now you should do what you should be doing :knit:

because this thread is dead. :weirdthread:

Dingfod · #**260** 02-19-2005, 04:10 AM

"It's a trap!"--Admiral Ackbar

Crumb · #**261** 02-19-2005, 05:14 AM

Those are some gret smilies you found there, Kensloft! :yup:

great even...

kensloft · #**262** 02-19-2005, 06:01 AM

No matter how great they are they aren't working like they should! :yup:

To be the

dude that finally closes the thread is :blush:

not mine... yet! :popcorn:

I'll just have to go into phase 2 :chin:

Now, hmmmm? :doh:

You are

. You want to rest because you are :yawn:

. Your eyes are getting heavy :whup:

. You want to let this slip bye. :wave:

. You know it is over :wink:

. You are tired of everyone's :glare:

because youare holding up the dead thread funeral.

. You know that that is the way things are :appl:

You are getting :yawn:

. You know that your eyes are getting tired. You want to :10:

as being the last post because you know that :squeeze:

tells you so :innocent:

Thanks Crumb

Dingfod · #**263** 02-19-2005, 06:20 AM

* Dingfod hides eyes from the excessive smiley use.

beyelzu · #**264** 02-19-2005, 06:22 AM

smilies dont kill threads, obnoxious assholes like myself kill fucking threads.

Dingfod · #**265** 02-19-2005, 06:33 AM

No, you're Teh Revivinator.

beyelzu · #**266** 02-19-2005, 06:36 AM

I only brought it back so I could kill it.

same way I have hope for the future cuz then when the future becomes reality, it sucks that much more.

its the glass was half full before I broke it to slash my motherfucking wrists school of thought.*

*no intervention necessary, suicidal I aint.

koan · #**267** 02-19-2005, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beyelzu

smilies dont kill threads, obnoxious assholes like myself kill fucking threads.

Yet have failed to do so. Does your asshole feel inadequate yet?

beyelzu · #**268** 02-19-2005, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koan

Quote:

Originally Posted by beyelzu

smilies dont kill threads, obnoxious assholes like myself kill fucking threads.

Yet have failed to do so. Does your asshole feel inadequate yet?

if not for the cross post, you wouldnt have posted, trust me, I will kill this thread.

Dingfod · #**269** 02-19-2005, 07:03 AM

You will?

koan · #**270** 02-19-2005, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beyelzu

I only brought it back so I could kill it.

same way I have hope for the future cuz then when the future becomes reality, it sucks that much more.

its the glass was half full before I broke it to slash my motherfucking wrists school of thought.*

*no intervention necessary, suicidal I aint.

Just to kill the cross post theory...

If you enjoy misery it's not quite misery, is it?

I know a number of places you can call that will cut you to your hearts desire until you fly. It still won't kill the thread. :wink:

beyelzu · #**271** 02-19-2005, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koan

Quote:

Originally Posted by beyelzu

I only brought it back so I could kill it.

same way I have hope for the future cuz then when the future becomes reality, it sucks that much more.

its the glass was half full before I broke it to slash my motherfucking wrists school of thought.*

*no intervention necessary, suicidal I aint.

Just to kill the cross post theory...

If you enjoy misery it's not quite misery, is it?

I know a number of places you can call that will cut you to your hearts desire until you fly. It still won't kill the thread. :wink:

well, I enjoy testing my own limits,

for example tomorrow a buddy of mine is going to pepper spray me.

should be fun.

Crumb · #**272** 02-19-2005, 07:21 AM

Save some for me, bye :yup:

bey even... :doh:

Dingfod · #**273** 02-19-2005, 07:24 AM

I'll be here all night.

justaman · #**274** 02-19-2005, 07:55 AM

Does it strike anyone else that lots of people seem to post the notes from some lecture they had that morning?

"Yes...but of course [X-bonehead-with-a-European-sounding-name] suggested [some-obscure-suggestion-that-no-one-else-has-ever-heard-of] which seems to indicate [the-opposite-of-your-suggestion-which-you-actually-thought-of-yourself]. How do you like them apples, McLutchins?"

People, man. :hmph:

Dingfod · #**275** 02-19-2005, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justaman

Does it strike anyone else that lots of people seem to post the notes from some lecture they had that morning?

No. Apparently I missed the lecture.