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Old 09-10-2012, 12:22 AM
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Trace amounts of cocaine.
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Yeah! Either the whole bindle or STFU!
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Old 09-10-2012, 04:38 AM
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Greedy person ITT.
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Old 09-10-2012, 03:23 PM
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I had one professor who included cut-out coupons in his essay assignment handouts. They said, e.g., "GOOD FOR ONE DULL COPULATIVE," "GOOD FOR ONE PASSIVE VOICE CLAUSE WITH AGENT EXPRESSED," etc. The catch was that you had to glue the coupon next to the offending instance in the paper. If you did, he wouldn't dock you for it. Of course, if you could identify what you were doing in the first place, you wouldn't do it. I was tempted to include a couple of them intentionally, just to use the coupons. I don't know if anybody actually did.
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Old 09-26-2012, 04:02 AM
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Hopefully, "In today's society" may not be considered to be a dangling modifer? :giggle:
It's dangling because it doesn't have a penis bone. Seriously, dude.

Duh.
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Aquaducts!
But ALL ducks like the water. Seriously, dude.

Duh.
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Library!
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Xerox copies of my butt. Not even worth bonus points or anything :(
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