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07-23-2015, 03:37 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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A horse is a horse of course of course
This story could have gone into one of the general Arizona Sucks threads or served as the lead story in a new Joe Arpaio Sucks thread, but no. This story deserves a thread of its own, and by God and Sonny Jesus, a thread of its own shall it have!
Sheriff Joe Arpaio Gets Tough on Horse Sex -- NYMag
So many, many highlights and questions.
- Does having a horse piss on five of your shirts so that you can take them back home to Pennsylvania and wear them really qualify as having sex with a horse?
- Under investigation since October 2014? Really? looooool
- Eight bestiality arrests in Maricopa County in he last five years.
- Arpaio: "He would have gotten away with it if he'd picked the wrong county and the wrong sheriff." So Maricopa County and Joe Arpaio are the right county and sheriff for this sort of thing? Duly noted!
- And of course: "A day after the arrest, Arpaio attended a rally for presidential candidate Donald Trump."
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07-23-2015, 03:43 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
From the comments:
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The man was also suspected of planning a race, known as the Freakness, in which the horses rode the jockeys.
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07-23-2015, 04:29 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
In Prague, Czech Republic:
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07-23-2015, 04:43 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
Let's be clear here: It was miniature horses, not regular big horses.
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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
- Does having a horse piss on five of your shirts so that you can take them back home to Pennsylvania and wear them really qualify as having sex with a horse?
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Right? First marriage, and now this!
It used to be that, when a man and a lady loved each other very much, the man would urinate on five of the lady's shirts and she would go wear the shirts in Pennsylvania.
This, I don't know. I just don't know any more.
IT IS ADAM AND EVE, NOT LITTLE SEBASTIAN AND STEVE.
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07-23-2015, 05:07 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
HEY. ANY REGULAR BLOODED TRUE AMERICAN WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY IF THEY COULD MARRY LITTLE SEBASTIAN.
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07-23-2015, 05:52 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
"He would have gotten away with it if*..."
not for those meddling kids and their blasted sheriff!
Would you do it for TWO wingnut snacks?
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07-23-2015, 06:32 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
To be fair, I can't think of a better use of Arizona taxpayer dollars than long, drawn out stings designed to lure weird old men there in order to provide them with trials and prison accommodations and stuff.
I am going to start sending Joe Arpaio lists of other weirdos I hear about, so you guys better be on your toes from now on!
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07-23-2015, 07:12 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
List!
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07-23-2015, 08:16 PM
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
- And of course: "A day after the arrest, Arpaio attended a rally for presidential candidate Donald Trump."
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So...I guess it's okay to come to Arizona looking for a hoary marmot for your hairpiece?
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07-24-2015, 06:50 AM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
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07-24-2015, 10:18 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
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Re: A horse is a horse of course of course
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherMan
HEY. ANY REGULAR BLOODED TRUE AMERICAN WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY IF THEY COULD MARRY LITTLE SEBASTIAN.
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5000 candles in the wind, my friend!
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"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
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