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Old 05-23-2017, 06:50 PM
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As a note to Flo, Jerome also claimed to own three medium sized companies at one point yet seemingly only appears on school breaks.
Perhaps his three medium-sized companies are all private schools, like that nice Trump University?

If Jerome is connected with education in some way, particularly if it somehow involves food preparation and general home maintenance, that would be a big plus as far as Flo is concerned.
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:09 PM
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Just so you boys know, Flo became curious about Jerome after ChuckF started trying to hook him up with peacegirl. That made me mad :mad: because what the heck is Flo, chopped liver? In addition, ChuckF also tried to hook peacegirl up with that nice Nazi who used to post here, but it turned out that the Nazi was a big Homo (though Flo can’t recall whether he was an I, E, or G Homo).

So Flo has decided to take matters into her own hoary hands when it comes to Pitching Woo.
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:13 PM
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Did I mention that mayonnaise is our national dish? We serve french fries with it.
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:18 PM
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Did I mention that mayonnaise is our national dish? We serve french fries with it.
That's just lovely, dear. Some benighted souls dislike or even hate Mayonnaise. Mayophobia is usually a deal breaker for Flo when it comes to romance, though I might make an exception for Jerome. I'll just have to wait for his answer.
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:27 PM
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In related news, there are reports Marawi in the Philippines has been taken by Islamic fighters. There are reports of mass killings of Christians and any non-muslims in the area.
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:29 PM
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You sound lovely, but I can't stand mayonnaise.
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:33 PM
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Have you boys noticed the similarity between mayonnaise and semen?

One of the reasons I’m curious as to Jerome’s opinion of mayo is because while it’s fine (even required) to spread a shitload of Miracle Whip on a nice cheese sammich, :sammich: Flo would also like to know if Jerome is inclined to make “Mayo” in his pants. I’m no prude, heaven knows, but compulsive self-stimulation can be a turnoff for the ladies. We like that load to be ours.

Here’s a nice story Flo found online:

Health Department Confirms Semen Found on McDonald’s Mayonnaise

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“I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”
I wonder if Jerome, on birthdays or holidays, appreciates a little something extra in the bedroom? (or even on the dinner table — provided no little ones are present, of course.)
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:35 PM
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Oh, dear, Flo just noticed this:

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You sound lovely, but I can't stand mayonnaise.
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Well ... maybe we can work around this. What do you think of Kraft individually wrapped slices of American cheese?
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:40 PM
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You mean those cheese-like products? No, don't like those.
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:45 PM
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How are they cheese-like?! :shakecheese:
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:49 PM
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Incidentally, boys, noodling around a bit online, Flo found one of those nice alt-right websites, which revealed that the semen found in the McDonald’s sammich was introduced by a female Mooslim employee who was wearing a hajj, or whatever you call those head veils that the Mooslim women wear. Apparently she had obtained it from her swarthy husband, who had written a 900-page manifesto calling for semen to be introduced into the foodstuffs of America. He was arrested and when they searched his apartment they discovered a box full of exploding cigars that he had intended to detonate at some pubic venue like a concert or a gay orgy. Land sakes, boys, what the heck is the world coming to these days? :confused:
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:50 PM
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Kraft singles do not qualify for the US FDA Pasteurized Processed Cheese[3] labeling. For this reason Kraft labels them Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product to avoid FDA sanctions. They were calling Kraft Singles Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Food until the FDA gave them a warning in December 2002 that the product could not be legally labeled as "Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food" due to the inclusion of milk protein concentrates. Kraft complied with the FDA order by changing the label to the current Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product[4]
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Kraft singles do not qualify for the US FDA Pasteurized Processed Cheese[3] labeling. For this reason Kraft labels them Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product to avoid FDA sanctions. They were calling Kraft Singles Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Food until the FDA gave them a warning in December 2002 that the product could not be legally labeled as "Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food" due to the inclusion of milk protein concentrates. Kraft complied with the FDA order by changing the label to the current Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product[4]
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You're quite right, dear, they are "Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product" and Flo has noted this in fact in her past disquisitions on cheese. I forgot this time because I am a little drunk. Still I favor Kraft American because I don't trust Foreign Cheese.

It is VERY encouraging that you know so much about cheese!

Incidentally, boys, true story: Years ago when I first met my now-best friend Paula Horvath, she told me she was Muslim. But Flo, not being the best at hearing, thought she said "muslin" and for months after I went on and on about the glories of lightweight cotton cloth in a plain weave. When Paula finally cleared up my confusion you can imagine my embarrassment. :oops:
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Old 05-24-2017, 03:53 AM
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As a double example of the main stream both selling fake news, and promoting a particular false narrative.

They lied about what culture this man has:

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Old 05-24-2017, 03:56 AM
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Probably most you you ignorant racist libs only see his skin tone and beard.

Learn the difference between culture and race, you fucking moronic idiots, the main stream lies to you for the purpose of creating a class of useful idiots.

They laugh at you.

They mock you.

You are a tool.
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Probably most you you ignorant racist libs only see his skin tone and beard.

Learn the difference between culture and race, you fucking moronic idiots, the main stream lies to you for the purpose of creating a class of useful idiots.

They laugh at you.

They mock you.

You are a tool.
Dear, do you like Vlasic Pickles?
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Old 05-24-2017, 05:10 AM
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In case anyone is confused on this point, here is a nice, tumid, engorged Vlasic pickle:



Jermoe, do you like Vlasic pickles?

Because Flo sure does.
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As a double example of the main stream both selling fake news, and promoting a particular false narrative.

They lied about what culture this man has:

What 'culture' do you think this man has?
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Old 05-24-2017, 01:42 PM
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He's obviously a sikh by religion.

Extreme right idiots like you attacked sikhs after the 9/11 attacks.
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Did I mention that mayonnaise is our national dish? We serve french fries with it.


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racist libs

fucking moronic idiots

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Vlasic pickles sure are juicy. Precious, precious pickles. They go good with mayo, IMHO. :hungry:
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As with everything else in life, it all boils down to Mel Blanc.
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Hey look, the Mosque reported the bomber as an extremist threat, and authorities did nothing.
Security services missed five opportunities to stop the Manchester bomber
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