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07-14-2010, 05:34 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
And we never did get to see his peener, in spite of all the hype about his nude photo shoot 
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07-14-2010, 06:29 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
I'm not surprised to see that he's still in the news, but I would have thought he'd have moved on to celebrity mud wrestling or something by now.
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07-14-2010, 07:04 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Yeah, the fact that Levi Johnston is still in the news but is just yammering about abstinence is pretty much the equivalent of a softcore Cinemax version of a bukkake video.
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07-14-2010, 07:12 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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Originally Posted by Cynical-Chick
They "still believe in abstinence" (!) and will live separately until they get married! Holy cats, they're really still playing that tune?!
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Not only that but they want to be married as fast as possible. I see this long term abstinence thing is working out for them.
"We got engaged two weeks ago. It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents,”
Damn they are like the poster children for family values.
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07-14-2010, 07:25 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
So the NAACP passed a resolution condemning "extremist elements" in the Tea Party movement for using "racist language in their signs and speeches." Naturally, wingers are spinning the resolution as the desperate, last-gasp effort of a once proud but now terminally ill organization to remain relevant.
Palin is doing her part to keep the NAACP in the news, posting this on her Facebook page. We can all calm the fuck down now and leave the teabaggers alone because, as Sarah herself tells us, racism is an artifact of the past. After all, (1) Ronald Reagan said so decades ago, (2) we elected a colored president, and (3) a congressional district in a state of the Confederacy is fixin' to elect a colored congressman. Since racism is officially over, nothing any teabagger does can possibly qualify as racist. That being the case, we should just stfu and accept the teabagger message (which essentially boils down to "Stop being such a horrible bunch of murdering Nazi socialist Constitution-hating porch monkeys") in the spirit of concern and brotherly love in which it was proffered.
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With this coming so close on the heels of that monstrous activist federal judge ruling a key component of DOMA unconstitutional, I think we can safely say that traditional marriage officially died today.
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07-14-2010, 08:32 PM
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The cat that will listen
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Wow. Who knew people had ghostwriters for their fb notes?
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07-14-2010, 09:03 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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"It seemed that with the election of our first black president,"
You mean the election that tea-baggers claim is null and void because he's Kenyan?
"common sense message of Tea Party Americans who simply want government to abide by our Constitution,"
Where were you when the government was approving unconstitutional wiretapping, an illegal war, detaining people who look brown or speak their mind. Oh those things were all fine, but we elect a black president and the tea baggers have a shit fit. Nope not racist at all.
"...celebrate the fact that neither race nor gender is any longer a barrier to achieving success in America – even in achieving the highest office in the land?"
Unless you happen to look Mexican, then Palin supports unconstitutional detainment and harassment.
Is there something Obama isn't telling us? How can electing a straight-male president be breaking gender barriers?
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07-14-2010, 09:09 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Maybe she's referring to herself and how she got on the vice presidential ticket. That's the first time that's ever happened for a woman in this country as far as she knows!
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07-14-2010, 09:36 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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Unless you happen to look Mexican, then Palin supports unconstitutional detainment and harassment.
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Yabbut, what does that prove? Check the Facebook entry again. Sarah Palin made babies with a goddamn ESKIMO, for Christ's sake. Could that have happened in a country where the slightest vestige of racism remains? To ask the question is to answer it.
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07-15-2010, 06:35 AM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
I don't understand. Levi and Bristol already have Sarah Palin's baby, why don't they just run down to the Justice O' the Peace and make the kid "legitimate".
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07-15-2010, 01:59 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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07-15-2010, 05:28 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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You have the words "still believe in abstinence" in quotation marks. From where are you quoting that? I read the linked article and could not find the original of that quotation in that article.
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07-15-2010, 05:36 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Yeah its not a quote but
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Until marriage, Schaefer said, the couple are living separately and practicing abstinence. Bristol Palin, who has moved out of her parents’ house, is a spokeswoman for an abstinence-only program.
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so hardly a reach either.
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07-15-2010, 05:38 PM
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simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
maybe those were just scare quotes.
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07-15-2010, 05:40 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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Think about that now, Palin wants Obama to “refudiate” (I guess that means repudiate) folks who are speaking out against the bigotry directed at him. Seriously?
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Well, duh. Palin knows that being aware of bigotry is exactly the same as engaging in bigotry.
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07-16-2010, 04:18 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
In Palin's defense, she is dumber than a bag of hammers.
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07-16-2010, 06:52 AM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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Yeah its not a quote but
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Until marriage, Schaefer said, the couple are living separately and practicing abstinence. Bristol Palin, who has moved out of her parents’ house, is a spokeswoman for an abstinence-only program.
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I agree, practicing abstinence probably implies a belief in abstinence. I was just objecting to the sloppy use of quotation marks.
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07-19-2010, 02:15 AM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
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07-19-2010, 03:16 AM
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The cat that will listen
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
ENGLISH IS A LIVING LANGUAGE!! I PRESS ONE!!
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07-19-2010, 06:09 AM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Of course it's a provocation, Sept 11th was something that happened to good christian americans and not Muslims.
Oh wait,
Partial list of Muslims Kill in Sept 11th attack,
Samad Afridi
Ashraf Ahmad
Shabbir Ahmad (45 years old; Windows on the World; leaves wife and 3 children)
Umar Ahmad
Azam Ahsan
Ahmed Ali
Tariq Amanullah (40 years old; Fiduciary Trust Co.; ICNA website team member; leaves wife and 2 children)
Touri Bolourchi (69 years old; United Airlines #175; a retired nurse from Tehran)
Salauddin Ahmad Chaudhury
Abdul K. Chowdhury (30 years old; Cantor Fitzgerald)
Mohammad S. Chowdhury (39 years old; Windows on the World; leaves wife and child born 2 days after the attack)
Jamal Legesse Desantis
Ramzi Attallah Douani (35 years old; Marsh & McLennan)
SaleemUllah Farooqi
Syed Fatha (54 years old; Pitney Bowes)
Osman Gani
Mohammad Hamdani (50 years old)
Salman Hamdani (NYPD Cadet)
Aisha Harris (21 years old; General Telecom)
Shakila Hoque (Marsh & McLennan)
Nabid Hossain
Shahzad Hussain
Talat Hussain
Mohammad Shah Jahan (Marsh & McLennan)
Yasmeen Jamal
Mohammed Jawarta (MAS security)
Arslan Khan Khakwani
Asim Khan
Ataullah Khan
Ayub Khan
Qasim Ali Khan
Sarah Khan (32 years old; Cantor Fitzgerald)
Taimour Khan (29 years old; Karr Futures)
Yasmeen Khan
Zahida Khan
Badruddin Lakhani
Omar Malick
Nurul Hoque Miah (36 years old)
Mubarak Mohammad (23 years old)
Boyie Mohammed (Carr Futures)
Raza Mujtaba
Omar Namoos
Mujeb Qazi
Tarranum Rahim
Ehtesham U. Raja (28 years old)
Ameenia Rasool (33 years old)
Naveed Rehman
Yusuf Saad
Rahma Salie & unborn child (28 years old; American Airlines #11; wife of Michael Theodoridis; 7 months pregnant)
Shoman Samad
Asad Samir
Khalid Shahid (25 years old; Cantor Fitzgerald; engaged to be married in November)
Mohammed Shajahan (44 years old; Marsh & McLennan)
Naseema Simjee (Franklin Resources Inc.'s Fiduciary Trust)
Jamil Swaati
Sanober Syed
Robert Elias Talhami (40 years old; Cantor Fitzgerald)
Michael Theodoridis (32 years old; American Airlines #11; husband of Rahma Salie)
W. Wahid
http://islam.about.com/blvictims.htm
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07-19-2010, 06:18 AM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Collateral damage.
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07-19-2010, 11:54 AM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
They're in hell with the terrorists. It turns out that God's really not so much into the whole sorting out thing.
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07-20-2010, 05:24 PM
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07-20-2010, 06:05 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Why is Hamlet's Dad an elephant?
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07-20-2010, 06:21 PM
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Re: Caribou Barbie is at it again
Cuz of republican? 
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