A revolution in thought

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Chuck, does the Authentic Text include the story about how peacegirl's grandmother, Baby Jane Lessans, defrauded a doctor into making a house call? If so, do you as the True Steward consider the anecdote consistent with the overall message of the Authentic Text?

peacegirl has suggested that Lessans might have made up the story, but she lies so casually that I am compelled of my own free will to disregard anything she writes.

None whatsoever. This is pure Corruption found in neither the Wisdom of Socrates or the Medical Profession.

The Authentic Text speaks most eloquently on the subject of the medical profession on its own, without Corruption. Consider, for example, the parable of the man who visits a doctor in the Golden Age because his wife's breasts are sore. It is found on pages 159-160 of the Authentic Text.

He inquires whether it is better to feed a child formula or breastmilk. After the doctor declines to assist him, the man elects to continue feeding the child with his own breasts:

[ChuckF]

peacegirl, I understand that it is difficult for you to understand that I am the True Steward of the Authentic Text, just as you struggle with so many of the basic concepts of the Authentic Text itself. Much of your difficult simply comes from the problem of the Hiding Place. You have long since become enamored of your Corrupted Text, and it has simply never occurred to you to open the door marked ChuckF is the True Steward of the Authentic Text. And yet now, having opened that door, there is no standard by which you may qualify yourself to disagree with the undeniable proof of the veracity of my #TrueStewardship of the Authentic Text. What you do with your Corrupted Text, how much you hawk it for ($41.00!!!), or anything else you care to throw in - this has no relation whatsoever to the undeniable knowledge that 3 is to 6 what 4 is to 8 as I am the True Steward of the Authentic Text.

#TrueStewardship

[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

None whatsoever. This is pure Corruption found in neither the Wisdom of Socrates or the Medical Profession.

The Authentic Text speaks most eloquently on the subject of the medical profession on its own, without Corruption. Consider, for example, the parable of the man who visits a doctor in the Golden Age because his wife's breasts are sore. It is found on pages 159-160 of the Authentic Text.

He inquires whether it is better to feed a child formula or breastmilk. After the doctor declines to assist him, the man elects to continue feeding the child with his own breasts:

That was an earlier version. His later version was clearer in specifying who was talking. What else are you going to pick on?

Let us see what happens when someone consults a
doctor who has become a citizen of the new world to find out what is
best, to breast or bottle feed a baby.

Husband: “Doctor, my wife’s breasts are sore and tender and she
would like to know if you would prescribe some formula for our
baby?”

Doctor: “My friends, I honestly don’t know what is better for this
infant, a formula or mother’s milk, consequently, I cannot advise you.
If you want me to make up some formula so you won’t have to use
your breasts, I will, but I cannot say it is better or safe. Most babies
do not have any problem but I cannot assume this responsibility to
tell you that it is the better choice. This is a decision you will have to
make all by yourself.”

Wife: “Maybe I’d better stick with my breasts. Is there a charge
for this?”

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

None whatsoever. This is pure Corruption found in neither the Wisdom of Socrates or the Medical Profession.

The Authentic Text speaks most eloquently on the subject of the medical profession on its own, without Corruption. Consider, for example, the parable of the man who visits a doctor in the Golden Age because his wife's breasts are sore. It is found on pages 159-160 of the Authentic Text.

He inquires whether it is better to feed a child formula or breastmilk. After the doctor declines to assist him, the man elects to continue feeding the child with his own breasts:

"Citizen doctor," yet!

peacegirl, shame on you for shitting all over the Messiah's magnificent insights.

[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

peacegirl, still you paste your corrupt screed from your Corrupted Text as though anyone will be moved by it. What do you fail to understand: We reject your Corrupted Text. We will interpret the Authentic Text as written by the Author and published in his lifetime, and we shall do so without blame from you. I am the True Steward of the Authentic Text.

#TrueStewardship

The problem is that your interpretation of the authentic text is as fucked up as the delusion that you are the true steward.

[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

"Citizen doctor," yet!

peacegirl, shame on you for shitting all over the Messiah's magnificent insights.

Now I know you are only here for the lulz. No matter what I say to correct your errors, you and Chuck keep repeating the same thing over and over completely dismissing my corrections, and continuing to misrepresent the authentic text and my text. You get a kick out of it. What will you do when I leave? You will be in withdrawal until you find someone else to pick on.

[But]

Originally Posted by peacegirl

What will you do when I leave?

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by peacegirl

the authentic text and my text.

Quoted for the accidental honesty that your Corrupted Text is non-authentic.

Originally Posted by peacegirl

What will you do when I leave?

Like you did this morning? We've been over this before. You'll leave when I goddamn jolly well tell you to leave, not a moment before.

[thedoc]

Originally Posted by peacegirl

No matter what I say to correct your errors, you and Chuck keep repeating the same thing over and over completely dismissing my corrections, and continuing to misrepresent the authentic text and my text.

Oh My Goodness, Peacegirl is projecting her own deficiency onto Stephen and Chuck, who would'a thought.

Peacegirl's mantra,

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by peacegirl

That was an earlier version.

peacegirl, here you give yourself away as a vile Corruptor. It's not an "earlier version" to be rejected and forgotten in a closet somewhere while you hawk your Corrupted Text online for lucre ($41.00!!!). It is the Authentic Text.

Originally Posted by peacegirl

the delusion that you are the true steward

peacegirl, when you try to label my #TrueStewardship as a delusion in one or two paragraphs, it's a form of bullying, and people see through it.

Nonetheless, this does not change the undeniable, mathematical reality that I am the #TrueSteward of the Authentic Text, just as 3 is to 6 as 4 is to 8.

Originally Posted by peacegirl

you and Chuck keep repeating the same thing over and over completely dismissing my corrections

peacegirl, you spelled Corruptions wrong. We reject your Corrupted Text. We will interpret the Authentic Text as written by the Author and published in his lifetime, and we shall do so without blame from you.

#TrueStewardship

Originally Posted by peacegirl

What will you do when I leave?

peacegirl, didn't you leave just a few hours ago? Again?

[Florence Jellem]

The Parable of the Breasts is just lovely and brings a tear to Flo’s eye. Kudos to ChuckF, the True Steward of the Authentic Text, for bringing it to light. Solomonic in its wisdom and Biblical in its gravitas, this parable elucidates the wise and selfless compromise of the man electing to use his own breasts to feed the mewling little babby rather than his wife’s breasts (which are too sore) or infant’s formula, which is likely to be contaminated with aluminum, formaldehyde and other lethal substances unsuited for babby. Let’s not overlook the heroic role of the Citizen Doctor, who confesses he knows nothing and then generously declines to charge the couple for doing nothing.

#TrueStewardship

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by Florence Jellem

The Parable of the Breasts is just lovely and brings a tear to Flo’s eye. Kudos to ChuckF, the True Steward of the Authentic Text, for bringing it to light. Solomonic in its wisdom and Biblical in its gravitas, this parable elucidates the wise and selfless compromise of the man electing to use his own breasts to feed the mewling little babby rather than his wife’s breasts (which are too sore) or infant’s formula, which is likely to be contaminated with aluminum, formaldehyde and other lethal substances unsuited for babby. Let’s not overlook the heroic role of the Citizen Doctor, who confesses he knows nothing and then generously declines to charge the couple for doing nothing.

#TrueStewardship

Indeed, indeed.

In the full exegesis of the Authentic Text, this is, of course, a cutting comment on feminism and what may have been known in the time and place as women's liberation. It is not simply a rejection of the patriarchal body norms that conflict with biology, like the popularly symbolic brassiere. Rather, the breasts are ironically liberated from their biological function as breasts by the act of childrearing; the tension between anatomical biology and gender roles is further satirized by the abiological feminization of the masculine, recast as wet-nurse, to the approving nod of the scientific establishment, which relieves itself of any of the obligations that would ethically moor it to the society it inhabits.

The Authentic Text is literature, friends. And I am its #TrueSteward.

[Stephen Maturin]

This is from an edition of the Corrupted Text:

"Do you mean that I lived through every period of history?"

"Yes you did, only, of course, you don't know who you were or whether you were a male or a female."

"This is just too fantastic. In other words, once it is understood that man's will is not free and what this means, our people, the Jews, cannot blame Hitler for slaughtering 6 million of us, nor can we feel sorry for the dead because we are not dead?"

"You must remember that anybody living who lost someone loved in this carnage will never get over it. However, when he fully realizes that all evil came into existence because God needed it to develop mankind, and now that we are developed it will be forthwith removed, he won't ever be able to blame another because there won't be anything left to blame. It might take 2000 years for this knowledge to come to light because it may blind those who have been looking for a different type of solution, something in accordance with their own opinion. It was the same thing that gave Mendel posthumous recognition. In our Golden Age, the inception of which will take place as soon as this discovery is confirmed valid by our world leaders, we will fall mutually in love, raise our families in complete health, security, wealth and happiness, live to a ripe old age without overpopulating the earth, and die only to be born for the same happiness again and again. Well, isn't this the most wonderful knowledge to behold? God has the whole world in His hands, and what wonderful hands they are! Is God a reality and is He good? You bet your life He is."

"It is just too unbelievable, and I just feel like crying for sheer happiness."

"So will all mankind, once everything sinks in."

I will not bother ChuckF further today. His recent efforts at undoing the horrific damage peacegirl visited upon the Authentic Text have been nothing short of Herculean, and he's certainly earned the rest of the night off.

From the quoted material, it appears the Messiah believed there was a Holocaust but also believed the perpetrators were blameless because: (1) they were only following the path of greater satisfaction; (2) those dead Jews aren't really dead; and (3) the murder of all those Jews, who aren't really dead, was necessary to prepare humankind for the Messiah's discoveries.

Assuming the quoted material accords with the Messiah's actual views - and I well realize that assumption may prove too much - how does all this accord with the astute observations of peacegirl's trusted sources like Jeff Prager and Dr. Lorraine Day, who have examined the evidence and concluded that the so-called "Holocaust" is just a steaming pile of bullshit?

[ChuckF]

There is no doubt whatsoever that the Messiah specifically acknowledges that the Holocaust occurred (contrary to the findings of peacegirl's sources Lorraine Day, MD and Jeff Prager, among many others), and that the extermination of 6 million Jews was at Hitler's direction (contrary to the findings of peacegirl's source Jeff Prager). I have cited those passages elsewhere.

However, this passage is, unsurprisingly, heterodox. The Authentic Text passage upon which I suspect this particular corruption is based is below. I have placed it beneath a spoiler tag to avoid distorting the forum page.

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[Stephen Maturin]

I'm gonna start writing a letter to the President right now!

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

I'm gonna start writing a letter to the President right now!

peacegirl, do you yet see how the Authentic Text may flourish when freed of the yoke of your Corruptions and united at last with me as its #TrueSteward?

[Stephen Maturin]

Here, davidm showed us how a face-to-face meeting might have gone had President Nixon answered Seymour Lessans' letter.

[Stephen Maturin]

The Corrupted Text tells us that "[i]t is quite clear that if you wake a child for anything at all, you are blaming him for sleeping." Our old friend DaveT sought to explore this principle further by positing a question.

[Stephen Maturin]

Here peacegirl fraudulently attempts to pass off her own anti-vax horseshit as the viewpoint of the Messiah. (She was later compelled to admit that said anti-vax horseshit was a corruption for which she was exclusively responsible.)

[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Quoted for the accidental honesty that your Corrupted Text is non-authentic.

Like you did this morning? We've been over this before. You'll leave when I goddamn jolly well tell you to leave, not a moment before.

You're not my dictator Maturin!

[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Here peacegirl fraudulently attempts to pass off her own anti-vax horseshit as the viewpoint of the Messiah. (She was later compelled to admit that said anti-vax horseshit was a corruption for which she was exclusively responsible.)

I used this example to show why those in power would be unable to force vaccination on anyone. Their very own conscience wouldn't allow it. I stand by my example to show how different it will be in the new world.

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by peacegirl

I stand by my example to show how different it will be in the new world.

Of course you stand by your Corrupted Text, peacegirl - you hawk it for lucre ($41.00!!!) online.

But we reject your Corrupted Text. We will interpret the Authentic Text as written by the Author and published in his lifetime, and we shall do so without blame from you. #TrueStewardship

[Stephen Maturin]

Here, I described the "two-sided equation" using a direct quote from the Corrupted Text ("I must hold myself accountable for harm I know you must excuse"). Here, peacegirl expressly disagrees with her own Corrupted Text ("This has nothing to do with 'must'. This is a phenomenon that neither you or anyone else can get past").

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[peacegirl]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

Of course you stand by your Corrupted Text, peacegirl - you hawk it for lucre ($41.00!!!) online.

But we reject your Corrupted Text. We will interpret the Authentic Text as written by the Author and published in his lifetime, and we shall do so without blame from you. #TrueStewardship

Reject my text all you want. Why do you keep repeating what I am in agreement with?

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by peacegirl

You're not my dictator Maturin!

peacegirl, can you let us know when you've finished editing this? You've gone from the rather precious "You're a crap!" sic to "You're a bullshitter, Maturin" (duh), to this.