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Old 10-27-2017, 03:52 PM
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Nooooooooooo!

Christmas stuff is just the worst. 99% of it is just so ugly and chintzy and jangly it gives me twitches, and fuckheads want to spread it out so it's Christmas season 25% of the time.

I am truly--and I mean truly truly--sorry for your lots. :skulfire:
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Old 10-27-2017, 04:01 PM
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That's the only reason I fucking hate Christmas. It's pretty and festive and all BUT IT DOESN'T START IN OCTOBER.
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Old 10-27-2017, 05:59 PM
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OMG you guys, WHY CAN NO COFFEE SHOP REMEMBER TO PUT VANILLA IN MY LONDON FOG!
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Old 10-30-2017, 06:13 PM
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A cold tootsie-roll nearly pulled the filling right out of my tooth.
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Old 10-30-2017, 06:16 PM
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A friend of ours just lost a bridge to one of those gummy peach slices.

Be careful out there, people!
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Old 10-30-2017, 11:21 PM
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Another day, another coffee shop that forgot my vanilla.

Also Tootsie Rolls are good at helping me find the cavities in my teeth by removing parts of them. I had one take off half a wisdom tooth one time. Didn't hurt but eeek.
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Old 11-01-2017, 08:19 AM
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Sites that send you an email telling you that you have unsubscribed from their emails. :ffstare:
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I was once attacked by a mousse.
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Old 11-10-2017, 06:07 PM
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They're closing my favorite local coffee shop-THE ONLY ONE THAT PUTS VANILLA IN MY LONDON FOG-so they can build a "boutique hotel". WTF is a boutique hotel, and why is my small suburban city suddenly considering itself a vacation destination?
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Old 11-10-2017, 06:27 PM
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A boutique hotel ought to be the kind of hotel that has a coffee shop on-site, open to non-residents, that can put vanilla in whatever abomination this "London fog" is.
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London Fog is coffee, apparently supposed to have vanilla in it, wrapped in a raincoat.
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A boutique hotel ought to be the kind of hotel that has a coffee shop on-site, open to non-residents, that can put vanilla in whatever abomination this "London fog" is.
London Fog is Earl Grey tea with vanilla and steamed milk. :offended:
It is delicious, coffee makes my stomach very unhappy at the moment.
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Old 11-11-2017, 03:01 PM
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But Ding confirmed it's coffee. I'm going to have ask the two of you to fight it out.

Anyway, I maintain that a boutique hotel should have a boutique food and drink place that would serve this vanilla grey tea to non-residents.
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Old 11-11-2017, 03:06 PM
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My answer was in no way based on actual facts. I'm like the Fox News of :ff:
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Old 11-11-2017, 03:30 PM
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Even more reason for the two of you to fight it out!
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It's hard to argue when someone agrees with you.
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:^: first world problem
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I grabbed the wrong bottle from my fridge and ended up pouring soya sauce on my beautiful rack of lamb, instead of mint sauce :sadcheer:
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Soy sauce on lamb isn't so bad. Could have been chocolate milk.
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Soy sauce on lamb isn't so bad.
You are literally worse than Hitler! :shudder:
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Lost my birth certificate.. ugh, which I need to get a marriage license and a new passport. Now I'm rushing around trying to sort it out so I can get married and have a fabulous honeymoon.
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Have you tried obsessively [thanks]ing the registry office?
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We got these new cheap paper cups at the coffee station, and my lower lip 'stuck' to the paper and ripped off a layer of skin.
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