Good King Trump

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Donald Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Pardoning One Queer Kid From His Administration's Homophobia

Inspired by the National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation, only one child will benefit from this act. Trump commented, “I was thinking about those sweet little turkeys, so many murdered each year. So sad. But then one is saved! I wanted to recreate that but for the gays. Of course, all other LGBTQ youth will be left to fend for themselves.”