02-19-2019, 04:44 PM
A Very Gentle Bort
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
GUESS. WHAT. DAY. IT. IS.
__________________
\V/_
I COVLD TEACh YOV BVT I MVST LEVY A FEE
02-19-2019, 05:03 PM
California Sober
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
02-19-2019, 06:13 PM
Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
I don't know why today, but I am for it.
HAPPY BORT DAY, EVERYONE.
02-19-2019, 06:15 PM
ChuckF's sock
Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
Happy
show spoiler
Bort Day!
__________________
#jeSuisLimoncello
..
02-19-2019, 07:00 PM
California Sober
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
02-19-2019, 07:09 PM
Solipsist
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
The bortiest of days to all. And to all a good bort.
02-19-2019, 08:54 PM
puzzler
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: UK
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
(for
b tortday)
__________________
02-19-2019, 09:31 PM
Adequately Crumbulent
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
All our days are named Bort!
02-20-2019, 05:05 AM
A Very Gentle Bort
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
It was our precious and precocious
's bortday again today. Unofficially the 12th most wonderful time of the year.
__________________
\V/_
I COVLD TEACh YOV BVT I MVST LEVY A FEE
02-20-2019, 06:25 AM
Quality Contributor
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Luxembourg
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
Happy
day!
02-20-2019, 08:53 AM
Solipsist
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
Quote:
Originally Posted by
BrotherMan
It was our precious and precocious
's bortday again today.
The clue was right there in your OP. And people were still thinking what is this particular celebration. One can only conclude that the appearance of
in a post is not taken to mean that post is about
. Because
doesn't need to grab the limelight, he IS the limelight.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
BrotherMan
Unofficially the 12th most wonderful time of the year.
I was going to ask. Thank you for clarifying.
02-20-2019, 09:58 AM
Quality Contributor
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Luxembourg
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
MAKE
GREAT AGAIN!
02-20-2019, 04:24 PM
A Very Gentle Bort
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
I have forgotten the face of my mother and
's father. Usually I try to incorporate the past but I was in a hurry yestermorn and neglected it. Though many of us were there at the inception and could recite the tale by heart, some of us have only the most fleeting of ideas of who
is.
It was a dark and stormy night...
__________________
\V/_
I COVLD TEACh YOV BVT I MVST LEVY A FEE
02-20-2019, 04:47 PM
A fellow sophisticate
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
I'm pretty sure it is Wednesday in Murrica, but I, as a retiree, isn't absolutely certain of that.
__________________
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
Last edited by Dingfod; 02-20-2019 at 04:48 PM .
Reason: Why not?
02-22-2019, 04:58 AM
happy now, Mussolini?
Join Date: May 2006
Location: location, location
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS BORT
DAY IN ADVANCE SO I COULD WEAR MY CELEBRATORY HAT?!
02-22-2019, 05:39 AM
A Very Gentle Bort
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
's BORTDAY IS 42 DAYS AFTER THANKSGRABBING. IT'S LIKE LENT. YOU SHOULD BE PREPARING YOURSELF EMOTIONALLY AND PSIRITUALLY ONCE YOU'VE GRABBED YOUR SHAMELESS THANKSES FOR THE EASTER OF THE FREEHTOUGHT TALK AND CHAT FORUM AND PIBBLE EMPORIUM.
__________________
\V/_
I COVLD TEACh YOV BVT I MVST LEVY A FEE
02-22-2019, 08:53 AM
Solipsist
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
PSIRITUALLY
02-22-2019, 12:56 PM
happy now, Mussolini?
Join Date: May 2006
Location: location, location
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
I HAD FORSWORN SHAMELESS THANKSGRABBING FOR LENT...NOW THE SHAMELESS SHAME IS DISCOMBOBULATING THE LENTY LENT LENTINGTON GUILTSTER
02-22-2019, 09:58 PM
A fellow sophisticate
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
Re: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
It is the day before tomorrow.
__________________
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode
Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:34 AM .