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Old 07-19-2019, 08:59 PM
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A woman who witnessed the incident told authorities that one of the males was “talking s---” to another, a cup was thrown, and a door to the restaurant was slammed in someone’s face before an “all out brawl” broke out, according to an arrest report the department released Thursday.

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Old 08-06-2019, 08:13 PM
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Old 08-11-2019, 11:21 AM
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Gun stolen during weekend sex party in Florida home - The Palm Beach Post

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A handgun was swiped from a Deltona home during a weekend sex party and the gun owner couldn't give detectives any names of possible suspects because the culprit — like the 20 or so other guests at the party — was wearing a mask, deputies said.

"We're probably not going to solve this one," Volusia County Sheriff's Sgt. Todd Smith said during a public meeting Thursday. "And DNA (identification) is not going to be an option."

The 9 mm Glock was holstered and lying on top of a nightstand in the master bedroom when it was stolen, the homeowner told deputies. It was taken during an orgy, in which the theme was anonymous sex, according to a report.
Also could go in morons with guns, but I don't think this story could be much more Florida. Needs alligators on meth, I suppose.
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:03 PM
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"And DNA (identification) is not going to be an option."
I don't want to know whether this is because not enough DNA would be found on the gun if recovered ... or too much.
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Old 08-11-2019, 07:01 PM
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Really this was a botched murder mystery. A gun left out with anonymous floridians almost certainly drunk from the homemade absith one serves as these types of masked sex parties, and no one is shot dead thus requiring some sort of Miami based team of hot shot detectives to dig into the underbelly of a sex cult and discover the killer!?
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Old 08-11-2019, 08:43 PM
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Really this was a botched murder mystery. A gun left out with anonymous floridians almost certainly drunk from the homemade absith one serves as these types of masked sex parties, and no one is shot dead thus requiring some sort of Miami based team of hot shot detectives to dig into the underbelly of a sex cult and discover the killer!?
For a moment I thought we were in the thread discussing Jeffrey Epstein. Still made perfect sense.
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Google Earth uncovers car in pond - and skeleton of driver missing for 22 years - South Florida Sun-Sentinel

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Barry Fay couldn’t believe what a neighbor was telling him: Google Earth showed a car rotting at the bottom of a pond behind his home.

“Why? Where?" he said. “There’s no car behind my house.”

Fay might have been even more incredulous had he known the car contained the skeleton of a man missing for 22 years.
Hat tip to Gizmodo, which I would link to, but... links to Kinja break shit.
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“Why? Where?" he said. “There’s no car behind my house. Oh, that thing? Now that you mention it, it kinda does look like a car.”
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Old 10-14-2019, 09:46 PM
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This could go in the dumbfuck conservatives thread as well, but hey, let's spread the wealth.

Today's Florida Man is GOP Congressman Brian Mast, who celebrated the birthday of the United States Navy by tweeting a photo of the Russian battlecruiser Pyotr Velikiy.
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Probably too difficult to search for Navy ships named after Florida things.
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:yup:

I mean, it's not like there's a Wikipedia page devoted entirely to U.S. Navy ships named after Florida stuff or anything.

Oh, wait ...
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