Remember that
great idea I had but never capitalized upon from way back when? This thread is a lot like that one, except it's better by a lot. Instead of apologizing to lisapea for things we done wrong to her we get to preemptively forgive her for the things what she done wrong to us. How is that not the 18th best idea in the universe?
lisapea is a crafty one. We all know this to be true. When she isn't out and about being zealously zealotious against, well, it seems like everything, she's convincing people to do her bidding because she's so tired from being antizealous. (And, you know, omg, means in the process!) She makes her "loving" husband be all lawyery to folks who just want to fix their roofs. (AND BY THE WAY, PEA, IT SHOULD BE SPELLED ROOVES BUT BECAUSE YOU HACKED EVERTHING WITH YOUR LINUXES THE SPELLERS DON'T WORK RIGHT!) And, even worse I think, is she forces her only child to interface with quite possibly the most evil being ever conceived of on GOD'S green (and blue) Earth! Which lead naturally to her biggerest offense: Her devotion to face mawlers. It's one thing if she had something worth guarding. BUT SHE DOESN'T. She uses them in a casual and cavalier manner! She sends them to do her bidding in the wide world of regular unsuspecting people! She's the hideousest monster of them all!
But you know what?
I'm not like her at all. In every way imaginable I am her opposite. That's why I'm the better being.
I forgive you, lisapea.
I Forgive You, lisapea.
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