|
|
04-29-2015, 07:23 PM
|
|
Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sarasota, FL
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Legislative meltdown: House ends session early | April 28, 2015 | Staff Report | HT Politics
This is what we get for electing (and re-electing) a crook as governor. It's kind of karma at this point. Our government is pretty much every bit an embarrassment as Congress is by now.
Sadly, this meltdown leaves the fates of dozens of bills up in the air, including a bill that would have banned revenge porn (I'm not clear on whether it was passed or not; it cleared the Senate but I don't know whether the House passed it before leaving session).
edit: lol the poll at the top of the article has 89% of people saying the House did not make the right choice by ending its session early. You never get agreement that widespread in politics.
__________________
Cēterum cēnseō factiōnem Rēpūblicānam dēlendam esse īgnī ferrōque.
|
06-02-2017, 10:19 PM
|
|
Flyover Hillbilly
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Have no fear, Floridians, everything's gonna be A-OK! Your state legislature passed and your governor signed this abomination law, the Grieving Families Act, under which grief-stricken "parents" can get a Certificate of Non-Viable Birth for their miscarriage, and even provide an official name for the dear, departed tyke.
Tax dollars well spent, I tell you what.
__________________
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
|
06-28-2017, 09:54 AM
|
|
Shitpost Sommelier
|
|
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
__________________
Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
|
06-28-2017, 09:55 AM
|
|
Shitpost Sommelier
|
|
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
I just notice The Man is in Florida.
My condolences.
__________________
Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
|
07-08-2017, 12:13 AM
|
|
Shitpost Sommelier
|
|
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
__________________
Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
|
07-08-2017, 12:20 AM
|
|
Fishy mokey
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
two counts of petit theft
|
|
07-08-2017, 09:02 AM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann
|
Like a very young Keith Richards
|
07-08-2017, 09:04 AM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watser?
Quote:
two counts of petit theft
|
|
|
07-08-2017, 09:11 AM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Also, "Sovereign"?
|
07-08-2017, 09:42 AM
|
|
Shitpost Sommelier
|
|
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
__________________
Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
|
07-08-2017, 01:52 PM
|
|
Flyover Hillbilly
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Dudebro isn't a Catholic priest, but he's pretty clearly raped multiple children.
__________________
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
|
07-08-2017, 01:56 PM
|
|
Flyover Hillbilly
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
Also, "Sovereign"?
|
[/quote]
__________________
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
|
07-08-2017, 02:15 PM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Kam, Slobberin' was before your time here. Have you partaken of the delights of those threads?
|
07-08-2017, 07:08 PM
|
|
Shitpost Sommelier
|
|
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
Kam, Slobberin' was before your time here. Have you partaken of the delights of those threads?
|
I figured there was a story there and so just sat back and waited.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
Also, "Sovereign"?
|
|
And wasn't disappointed.
__________________
Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
|
07-08-2017, 09:43 PM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Sovereignism - Freethought Forum
It's only 60 pages of , shouldn't take you long.
eta: poster "Wonderbread Leotard" is the same as the "Sovereign" mentioned and quoted during the early posts. That might clear up some misunderstanding. (There's plenty more misunderstanding to keep you busy.)
For some reason he requested a username change. (And after being banned, came back with other usernames.)
Last edited by JoeP; 07-08-2017 at 10:07 PM.
|
07-10-2017, 06:32 PM
|
|
Servant of the Dark Lord
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann
|
My mind boggles with this one. It's only six fucking dollars!. Pay the fucking tab and go home! Who does that? Apparently, this idiot does.
|
07-11-2017, 03:55 AM
|
|
Member
|
|
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watser?
Quote:
two counts of petit theft
|
|
If it were four counts of petit theft, that would have been perfect.
|
07-11-2017, 03:34 PM
|
|
Flyover Hillbilly
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
eta: poster "Wonderbread Leotard" is the same as the "Sovereign" mentioned and quoted during the early posts. That might clear up some misunderstanding. (There's plenty more misunderstanding to keep you busy.)
For some reason he requested a username change. (And after being banned, came back with other usernames.)
|
For more lulz, check out the threads by and about "Sophia," the name ol' Brandon used during his 2011 sojourn here at . Those threads start toward the bottom of page 4 in the Cloaca.
For extra added bonus lulz, check out the words "chemofist" and "negropenis" using 's search function.
__________________
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
|
07-24-2017, 06:46 PM
|
|
Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
|
|
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sarasota, FL
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
__________________
Cēterum cēnseō factiōnem Rēpūblicānam dēlendam esse īgnī ferrōque.
|
07-24-2017, 08:44 PM
|
|
Flyover Hillbilly
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
And then there was this bit of ghastly outrage porn from Friday.
__________________
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
|
07-24-2017, 08:56 PM
|
|
simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: georgia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
eta: poster "Wonderbread Leotard" is the same as the "Sovereign" mentioned and quoted during the early posts. That might clear up some misunderstanding. (There's plenty more misunderstanding to keep you busy.)
For some reason he requested a username change. (And after being banned, came back with other usernames.)
|
For more lulz, check out the threads by and about "Sophia," the name ol' Brandon used during his 2011 sojourn here at . Those threads start toward the bottom of page 4 in the Cloaca.
For extra added bonus lulz, check out the words "chemofist" and "negropenis" using 's search function.
|
He was a quality troll. I miss him
|
07-24-2017, 09:01 PM
|
|
simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: georgia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
|
Quote:
Snooty was the first manatee to be born in captivity, in 1948. He had lived at the aquarium since 1949; he became the official mascot of Manatee County, Fla., back in 1979. He was also at the heart of the museum's manatee rehabilitation program, which helps injured or animals recover and return to the wild.
|
I had not heard of snooty before today but wow, sad
|
07-26-2017, 02:18 AM
|
|
Servant of the Dark Lord
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
|
That is a pretty fucked up story. Those kids have little or no empathy, and frankly, I hope to never, ever meet them.
|
07-26-2017, 03:19 PM
|
|
This is the title that appears beneath your name on your posts.
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
|
Quote:
"Unfortunately, there is currently no statute in Florida law that compels an individual to render, request or seek aid for a person in distress."
|
Libertarian paradise!
|
08-18-2017, 11:23 PM
|
|
Flyover Hillbilly
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Juggalonia
|
|
Re: What the fuck, Florida?
Seems that Hillsborough County, Florida has a rather large, dick-shaped monument to the Confederasah on the grounds of its county courthouse. People wanted it removed from public property, and the owners of a "small family cemetery" agreed to take the monument off the county's hands. Apparently, the family in question doesn't mind having its cemetery festooned with monuments to treason and slavery, but hey, whatever.
The candy-ass county commissioners agreed to the move, but only if the public came up with at least half of the $285K moving fee within thirty days. Otherwise, the monument would stay right the fuck where it is.
It took all of a day to exceed the fundraising goal by a comfortable margin.
__________________
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:08 AM.
|
|
|
|