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OH FUCK THIS. WHOLE NEW THREAD because I want to make sure you all have to know.

I kind of ran my hands through my hair, and ONE OF MY HEAD HAIRS POKED ALL THE WAY INTO MY FINGERTIP.

I am not lying.

It was easily in there 1/4 inch deep. It somehow poked through the skin on my finger and embedded itself all the way in, so that I had this long piece of hair sticking out of my finger.

It hurt a bit, but moreso it was CREEPY, and I had to pull it out slowly and I could feel it the whole way and WHAT THE FUCK.

I am incapacitated and traumatized. I have a few times somehow gotten Zsa Zsa's hairs stuck in my foot kind of like that, but she has relatively coarse fur, and it never got in that deep.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN and WHY ME?
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Default Re: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

Either you have very stiff hair or very delicate skin. Or maybe a bit of both.

I've never had that happen with human or dog hair (probably not with any hair at all).
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Iím pretty sure this means youíre a Witch, or have angered a Witch.
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Probably even both! WITCH FIGHT!
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You been taking megadoses of biotin or somethin'?
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A whole new thrad? Things must be serious.

Possibilities:
It wasn't a hair, it was one of the antennae for the government-installed thought-monitoring devices installed under the scalp of subversives like yourself.
It was a hair, but you use some freaky hair products or you got some paint or glue on it making it extra stiff and stabby.
It wasn't from your head, it's been in your finger for days and you didn't notice. Matlock probably put it there.
It didn't really happen. You just think it did because the reality simulation is overloaded.

As to WHY YOU, well duh.
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