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06-01-2007, 11:48 PM
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Trivial things that amuse you
This one always makes me laugh:
"This door is alarmed"
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06-02-2007, 03:46 AM
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Queen?
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
The "EASY BUTTON" from Staples
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06-02-2007, 03:51 AM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
Today at work I noticed that the field for "content vendor" on our financial dashboard actually says "convent vendor".
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06-02-2007, 04:29 AM
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happy now, Mussolini?
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
I bet they have nun of the convent you ordered.
Those "Slow Children" signs they have on my street, warning me just how stupid the neighbor's kids are.
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06-02-2007, 07:08 AM
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rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
Heh...Yeah, we have a sign that says "DIP". It's popular with locals to pose friends for pix.
The "lobbying" my totally spoiled cat does for his favorite fishy treats....three hours early. Every day. And that he lies to other humans about not getting his fishy treats, when he actually has gotten it.
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06-02-2007, 07:20 AM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
the stupid warning on bags of peanuts that say " allery alert, product may contain peanuts"
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06-21-2007, 10:26 PM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
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the stupid warning on bags of peanuts that say " allery alert, product may contain peanuts"
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Along those lines, the nutrition facts on water bottles.
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06-02-2007, 11:20 AM
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ŧiggermonkey
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
So many things all day long.
* Shelli is easily amused.
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06-02-2007, 01:23 PM
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happy now, Mussolini?
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
That cats are too short and do not have opposable thumbs, rendering them essentially useless for the many things they want to do.
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06-02-2007, 01:27 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
The term "scrotiserie chicken". Recently encountered on Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
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06-02-2007, 03:30 PM
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Incandescently False.
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
I think it's hilarious when animals sneeze.
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06-03-2007, 04:47 PM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
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Originally Posted by JackDog
I think it's hilarious when animals sneeze.
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and sneeze flem (sp) on you. Sick horses, gobs of it.....Yuck
sometimes you just can't move fast enough to get out of the way, kind of like playing
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06-02-2007, 03:45 PM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
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Originally Posted by livius drusus
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Heh...my card-playing guys came up with the term "testicularly speaking".
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06-02-2007, 07:27 PM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
Watching Shelli get uptight about baby paperclips.
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06-02-2007, 07:38 PM
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ŧiggermonkey
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
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06-03-2007, 05:22 AM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
In the winter, sitting in my truck and watching the heater defrost the window.
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06-03-2007, 07:43 PM
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Queen?
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
Kids who drop their toys in places that they cannot reach them and squill until you get it for them. Because they know you will.....
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08-11-2009, 01:29 AM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
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Kids who drop their toys in places that they cannot reach them and squill until you get it for them. Because they know you will.....
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I totally have an invention idea for that but will not share it here until it's patented 'cuz one of you would steal it for sure.
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08-11-2009, 03:53 AM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
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Originally Posted by Lauri D
Quote:
Originally Posted by inland wave
Kids who drop their toys in places that they cannot reach them and squill until you get it for them. Because they know you will.....
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I totally have an invention idea for that but will not share it here until it's patented 'cuz one of you would steal it for sure.
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If it's a special breed of plastic eating cobras, don't bother. They'll get the toys fine, but you can't make them give them back.
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08-11-2009, 03:54 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisarea
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauri D
Quote:
Originally Posted by inland wave
Kids who drop their toys in places that they cannot reach them and squill until you get it for them. Because they know you will.....
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I totally have an invention idea for that but will not share it here until it's patented 'cuz one of you would steal it for sure.
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If it's a special breed of plastic eating cobras, don't bother. They'll get the toys fine, but you can't make them give them back.
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And I'm pretty sure duct tape has already been patented.
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08-11-2009, 04:12 AM
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A Lover, Not A Fighter
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisarea
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lauri D
Quote:
Originally Posted by inland wave
Kids who drop their toys in places that they cannot reach them and squill until you get it for them. Because they know you will.....
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I totally have an invention idea for that but will not share it here until it's patented 'cuz one of you would steal it for sure.
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If it's a special breed of plastic eating cobras, don't bother. They'll get the toys fine, but you can't make them give them back.
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As awesome as that idea is, mine is I think totally more patentable. Any patent lawyers in the house?
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06-03-2007, 07:59 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
That amuses you?
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06-03-2007, 09:45 PM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
Yes it does, kids doing different things to get your attention and at times a pain in the butt.
The horse thing, a shock for me, but I must say it amused other people in the barn at the time.
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06-03-2007, 09:49 PM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
On Nytol sleeping tablets: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
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06-03-2007, 10:08 PM
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Re: Trivial things that amuse you
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