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03-11-2011, 01:58 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Pustulinux
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03-11-2011, 04:30 AM
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Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
No cable TV?
Check
Ubuntu on two out of four of our computers?
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Vegetarians?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! No way. Those guys are tards!
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03-11-2011, 12:28 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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Pustulinux - Google Search
There are 2 hits. #2 is not in English. (Not sure about #1 either)
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03-12-2011, 04:37 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Dear Account Manager,
Gee, thanks for adding instructions to the job ticket after I finished the work, and then suggesting that I didn't do the work as instructed.
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03-12-2011, 09:09 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I want to know who the fuck decided populating a planet with a thin shaky crust was a good idea? I want their resignation on my desk by the end of the day.
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03-12-2011, 10:28 PM
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Bizarre unknowable space alien
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Thanks stupid, fucking malfunctioning brain for making me embarrass myself by freaking out at the rat page in the pop-up Dracula picture book I was flipping through at work. I know phobias aren't rational, but a kid's pop-up book? Really?
And thank you children's librarian for laughing your ass off at my phobia. Thanks a whole, fucking lot.
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03-13-2011, 09:17 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
 posse to flatten Janet's librarian! 
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03-13-2011, 07:03 PM
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Coffin Creep
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librarian!
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03-17-2011, 05:56 PM
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not very big for a grown-up
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Fuck you Windows 2008. Fuck you, you fucking pain in the arse.
There, I said it.
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03-17-2011, 08:26 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
You are liking to take out contract to fuck Windows 2008? Can be arranged for very reasonable number of your English pounds.
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03-17-2011, 10:18 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Me n the Uterus will do it fer cheaper. 
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03-18-2011, 05:25 PM
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The cat that will listen
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
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So the bank sent us a postcard saying that we have an overdraft. It's because they have started charging us a fee for inactivity. The reason why the account is inactive is because we've made several attempts to close it since 2007, but can't manage to get the three of us on the account back to the area that this regional bank is in on a non-holiday. I also got a past-due dues notice today for dues I don't owe, and verified that I don't owe months ago. So it has been a great mail pickup day.
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Last month, I called and re-verified that I don't owe these dues and that my information was correct. Yesterday, I received a third notice that they are overdue. The reason this is so annoying is I can be reported to the state bar and have my license suspended for not paying if I owe them.
I was all paranoid that I had skipped a step somewhere, so I read a bunch of unhelpful state law and bar rules and emailed the real Bar to see if I had screwed up. State Bar person responded that I was not being a moron [on this point].
I really hope I can get this taken care of before they report to the State Bar in September, because I think I will busy around then.
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03-18-2011, 05:38 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
OK, you guys. Enough whining about your petty problems.
I have a haircut that makes me look like an asshole. AGAIN.
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03-18-2011, 05:50 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Maybe it's not the haircut.
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03-18-2011, 05:51 PM
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Counter
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
You got your hair bleached?
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03-18-2011, 05:57 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
No, that's the worst part! Not even like a fancy celebrity asshole!
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03-18-2011, 06:47 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Hairy testicle.
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03-18-2011, 06:57 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
You can't comb a hairy ball.
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03-18-2011, 07:03 PM
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Solipsist
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Lisarea's hair salon (nsfw):
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03-23-2011, 07:22 PM
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professional left-winger
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Aaaaagggghhhhh!!!! I hate those big double-decker lazy-Susan corner cabinets. HATE. THEM. You know when something falls off the shelf and gets stuck waaaaaay in the back and you can't turn it so you have to take everything out you and you still just... can't... reach....? Yeah. HATE THAT.
Today I used sticks, wooden spoons, b-b-q tongs. I could barely see it, thought maybe it was the lid to something. Then I knocked it and realized it was glass. A dish? A bowl? A jar? I finally managed to get one shoulder and an arm in and grabbed it just enough with the tongs to flip it up onto the shelf.
It was a little bottle. Of Mexi-Pep hot sauce that looked like it had been there since the early 60's. Certainly before we moved in.  So disgusting. It must have been sitting in that corner for years & years and got dislodged by the little bag of kitty treats that fell back there.
Oh, yeah. FUCK those big double-decker lazy-Susan corner cabinets!!
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03-23-2011, 08:47 PM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
Same sentiments when it comes to the drawer under the stove. Yesterday, I couldn't get it closed because a wire rack (for cooling cookies, etc.) had fallen behind there. Luckily, tongs helped me reach it and it wasn't something too heavy for them to lift.
Disgusting.
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03-23-2011, 11:34 PM
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professional left-winger
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the drawer under the stove.
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oh yeah, that. I try not to even open that drawer much anymore.
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03-24-2011, 04:50 AM
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Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
I used to keep those big crackers in the drawer under the stove, you know the big round ones that come in paper.
Then I turned on the oven one day and realized that it was a broiler in a gas stove!
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03-25-2011, 12:28 AM
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The cat that will listen
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oh yeah, that. I try not to even open that drawer much anymore. |
Oddly enough, this is close to the solution my parents have chosen for their double-decker lazy Susan cabinet.
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03-26-2011, 09:32 PM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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Dear relative of mine,
I can't help you find a college education for your daughter that is free. I told you what you needed to know over Christmas. Why are you still asking for my help? Art school is expensive, so why not go to a public school like GSU that has a fine arts program? Yes, she has ADD and does poorly at most traditional classes. Guess what? So did I. But it can be worked around, you guys just have to actually try yourselves. Life don't get handed to you in easy to manage packages. Why do you think it took me so damn long to getting around to going to college?
 It's not that I don't care, I just can't do the work for you.
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