post your 419 emails here!

[Deadlokd]

Originally Posted by Clutch Munny;

Dear one in Christ,

Greetings in the Name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Thank you and may God Almighty bless and reward you abundantly for devoting your precious time and energy perusing my mail. There is no doubt that it will come to you as a surprise because it is my maiden note to you. But as a Godly one, you should understand that our ways is different from His. My Bible tells me in Romans 8:28 (Amplified Bible) that we are assured and know that [[a]God being a partner in their labor] all things work together and are [fitting into a plan] for good to and for those who love God and are called according to [His] design and purpose.

For a brief introduction of myself, i am Miss Evelyn Lansanah from Sierra Leone but am schooling in Cote d'Ivoire (Ivory Coast). I am 22 years old, an undergraduate in Linguistic and a devoted christian since the death of my parents and fiancé(a Lebanese) in a plane crash. The disaster occurred on Thursday, 25 December, 2003 in Cotonou, Benin republic as they were to visit my fiancés Home country Beirut, Lebanon for the Christmas Holidays. This is only to be precise. I will be confiding in you, a highIy valued personal issue. Contact me please.




Your Dearly One,

Miss Evelyn Lansanah.

Contact me via my private/alternative e-mail address(miseve_lansa@yahoo.fr ).




Below, is the website covering the plane crash news by bbc and cnn.
CNN.com - 111 killed in Benin plane crash - Dec. 26, 2003


404 - Page Not Found

Hey! I got that one! The bitch, dumping me already, and after I've been pretending to be christian for the last two months. No more cheques for you dearie!

[Clutch Munny]

Damn. Here I thought I was her dear one in Christ.

[viscousmemories]

I put an ad for a $600 laptop on craigslist today and so far this has been my only "bite" (I've bolded my favorite part):

Hello Seller,
I am jane latsons.I am interested in this item and i want to buy it outrightly. For a quick sale, I will pay you $700.00 USD for this item and $200.00 USD to ship it to my son who is presently schooling abroad. I will be paying with my paypal account or postal money order or check.reply asap with your NAME and your paypal account or send me your address and phone number, if it is usps postal order or check so i can effect payment to you rightaway.I await your reply i will like to ship this item to nigeriaNB:Honestly, I donot know the actual worth of this item because,I'm always busy. If my offer is not ok, Let me know so i can shoot up abit.you can reply me through my mail through this mail so that i can send the payment,Hope to hear from you soon.
Regards

thanks

[Ensign Steve]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who needs a tar fix when my bid is rejected.

[ms_ann_thrope]

I don't know which is funnier, vm --- that it appears your would-be buyer is some sort of Nigerian scammer, or that the alleged destination of the laptop would be the home of the 419 email...

[mickthinks]

From: James925@walla.com
Subject: New vacancies in our company ? please, find out about them. [letter id: 16597026]

Join Harvey Investment Company team. Our customized employment solutions and personalized approach give job seekers access to great opportunities with competitive salaries. Our company offers comprehensive benefits that allow making good money, without spending too much time for that. Don't put your career in the hands of just anyone; put it in the hands of a specialist. Launch or rejuvenate your career today with Harvey Investment Company and its subsidiaries are equal opportunity employers.

Today we are looking for customer service associates who share our command spirit and are looking to land an outstanding position with a company who has consistently been recognized on the national level for their work in the investment and securities area. We work tirelessly to build solid relationships with well-recognized organizations across the nation to learn about projects and opportunities.

Take a look at the job responsibilities and qualifications below and if you think you would be an asset to the team, we invite you to apply for the position.

Customer service associate is responsible for being in close touch with the staff from the head office, accepting customer payments to his bank account and making further calculations regarding them. The associate should deduct his 10% interest out of every transaction he is going to deal with, as well as all the related charges. The associate further makes a Western Union/MoneyGram transfer of the balance left to the company's regional department.

A position requires excellent customer service skills, employee's ability to manage time and accomplish duties with a minimum of supervision. Ideal candidate should possess 1-2 free hours a day, a bank account, available to be used for the company needs, should be outgoing, dedicated to meeting deadlines and objectives and able to follow procedures.

Whether you're interested in short-term temporary work or full-time permanent hire, we are confident that we have the right job for you. Apply today and let Harvey Investment Company help you realize your true potential.

For further, more detailed information, please visit our web site

We are looking forward to hearing from you!

NB: There is no connection between these money laundering criminals and any legitimate business call "Harvey Investments", except in appearance. Harvey Investment Fraud

[Dingfod]

my inbox

Kizito has shared a Care2 photo album with you.

Kizito's comment:
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Good day,
My name is Kizito Jek and I am an artist.I live in United Kingdom,with
my two kids,four cats, one dog and the love of my life.It is definitely
a full house. I have been doing artwork since I was a small child.
That gives me about 23 years of experience.I majored in art in high school
and took a few college art courses. Most of my work is done in either
pencil or airbrush mixed with color pencils. I have recently added
designing and creating artwork on the computer.I have been selling my art
for the last 3 years and have had my work featured on trading cards,
prints and in magazines.I have sold in galleries and to private collectors
from all around the world.I am always facing serious difficulties when
it comes to selling my art works to
Americans,they are always offering to pay with MONEY ORDERS or cheques
and which is difficult for me to cash here in United Kingdom.I am
looking for a representative in the states and Canada who will be working
for me as a partime worker and i will be willing to pay %10 for every
transaction,which wouldnt affect your present state of work,someone who
would help me recieve payments from my customers in the states and
Canada.i mean someone that is responsible and reliable,cause the cost of
coming to the states and Canada and getting payments is very expensive,i am
working on setting up a branch in the states and Canada,so for now i
need a representative in the united states and Canada who will be
handling the payment aspect.These payments are in money orders and cheques
and they would come to you in your name, so all you need do is cash the
money orders deduct your percentage and wire the rest back.It wouldnt
cost u any amount,u are to receive payments which will be sent to u b
y fedex or usps from my business patners,which would come in form of a
money orders and then u are to cash it and send the cash to me via
western union money transfer or moneygram money transfer,all transfer fees
should be deducted from the money.If you are interested,please get
back to me as soon as possible and fill out the form below correctly.
Kizito Jek
APPLICATION FORM
Refrence No:- LSLCA/2031/ 8161/05
Batch No:- R4/A313/2-60
First Name:.............................................
Middle Name:............................................
Last Name:.............................................
AddrressLine 1:.........................................
.................................................. .....
Address Line2:..........................................
City.............................................. .....
State....................................Zip...... .....
Home Phone............................................. .
Cell Phone............................................. .
Gender............Marital Status.......................
Age............................................... .....
Nation Of Origin........................................
Drivers Lincence #:......................................
State...................Expiration Date..................
ATTESTATION
I ___________________________________hereby accept the job as a
representative of the Mr.Kizito Jek here in the USA or Canada,
to receive payments on his behalf . Payment received by me shall
be processed, make deduction of 10% as agreed and forward the balance
payment via western union or money gram to any of his regional
warehouses that will given to me later. I shall also inform him a
week ahead if eventually l want to discontinue this job, so as to
terminate all payments coming my way to avoid conflict.
Signed by me



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To view the photo album click this link:
This was all that was in the album:



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Do not reply to this email. It will bounce.

Really? How high? Like one of my checks right now?

[Dingfod]

dingfod@gmail.com

Dear Sir/Ma,

I am Susan Cole, hiring manager of Unique Fabriks Limited in United Kingdom. Susan, it's been years and years. How's Ricky? You know, your brother Ricky?

We are a textiles/fabrics company, and we have been expanding our business
into Canada and the United States. What a coincidence, unlike you, I live in the United States and I've been to Canada a couple of times.

We are searching for a reliable representative who can help us establish a
medium of getting to our customers in your respective country as well as
making payments through you to us to enable
hasten up the processing period which has very long waiting period when
payments are made to us via check/money orders drawn from a bank in the
United States or Canada.
I'd really like to help you out, really I would. I just don't have the time or energy. I am getting on in years, as you should well know, being a couple years older than Ricky and I.

If you are interested in this lucrative work at home business with us, we
will be very glad. Sadly, I cannot. Does this mean you won't write me back?

Note that, as our book-keeper/payment representative, you will receive 10%
of whatever amount you process/cash for the company
and then, the balance you will be instructed on where and how to have it
sent to us in due course. You could be receiving as much as four (4)
payments which be made out in your name in form of a check/money order. You make it sound attractive. How much money are we talking here?

We look forward to expanding worldwide before the year 2011 and do hope
you could be part of the company's development. I've always wanted to be part of a company.

Please, to facilitate the conclusion of being our representative in your
respective country if you are interested, do send promptly via email the
below requested details in order for the registration process to
commence:

FULL NAME:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
PERSONAL CELL PHONE NUMBER:
GENDER:
AGE:

Hope to read from you soon.

Thanks in this regard,
Susan Cole
(Hiring Manager)
Unique Fabriks Ltd.

FULL NAME: Mister Walter Peabody Dinsford III Esq.
CONTACT ADDRESS: 3006 Remington St.
CITY: Back Acres
STATE: Oklahoma
ZIP CODE: 77777-6666
PERSONAL CELL PHONE NUMBER: 800-635-7456
GENDER: Manly-man
AGE: Old enough to know better

[mickthinks]

You have been selected winner of the Irish Sweepstakes draw edition of
14/10/09. To claim, contact our verifications office with the following
details; #Full Names: #Telephone Number: #Contact Address:

E-mail To:irishnotice_dept@ireland.ir

Regards,
Coordinator

dya reckon I just got rich? dya?

[Adam]

You never know unless you try.

[Dingfod]

Dear Walter Dingfod,

I am Barrister Alex Konah, a solicitor at law,personal attorney to Mr B.J. Dingfod, a national Of your country,who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2008, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Nouvissi express Road.

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$13.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited.

The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.However,for us to commence for the claim i want to inform you please send to me your private email address yahoomail or hotmail where i can be able to forward every proofs to you including my identity etc for you to have a relax mind. this is very important. contact me through my personal email address.(alexkonh_tg59@yahoo.com) so that i will send you an application form you will fill,sign and send to the bank for the commencement of the transaction.

I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Best Regards.
Barrister Alex Konah

Dear Barrister Alex Konah,

I am sure this is a mistake, I have no ancestors. This I know because I was built from spare Hupmobile parts and discarded Sperry Infotronic circuitry by my maker, Mr. J.H. Goddard, who I lovingly called "God". God was a retired scientist who had worked on several high tech projects, including Infinite Sun, the failed fusion project that attempted nuclear fusion using an old toaster and a Motorola television tube and several magnets from Erector toy sets. I wish you the greatest success in finding an actual surviving relative of Mr. Dingfod and his family.

Sincerely,
Walter P. Dingfod

[Deadlokd]

personal attorney to Mr B.J. Dingfod

I reckon B.J. stands for blow job.

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by Deadlokd

I reckon B.J. stands for blow job.

Since it's a mister, it's probably not Big Jugs.

[Dingfod]

Greetings from Japan
I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner, I found your
listed in the Trade Centre Chambers of Commerce directory here in Japan, I
find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business,
I only pray at this time that your address is still valid. I want to
solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf. The purpose of my
contacting you is because my status would not permit me to do this alone.
When you reply this message, I will send you the full details and more
information about myself and the funds.
If interested, please reply through my alternate Email: Tomo.Sand@hotmail.com
Mr. Tomo Sand Nori
(Head of Account Dept, Tokyo Mitsubishi Bank,
Tokyo, Japan)

I'll get right on that.

[Deadlokd]

I guess the financial crisis hit Japanese banks hard, making their department heads use Hotmail.

[Stormlight]

Also, they seem to forget the name of their bank: Bank of Tokyo Mitsubishi, not Tokyo Mitsubishi Bank.

[Miisa]

Recipient : undisclosed-recipients:;
Sent : 22.4.2010 11:34:07
Sender : Euro Lottery
Subject : Good day

Good day,

My name is Mr. Jeffery James I work in the Euro Lottery. I am soliciting
your assistance for a swift transfer of 4,528,000 GBP, should you be
willing to assist me in this project, and you will be giving me just 25%
of your winnings.

Just as a brief, you just have to register online; due to my position in
the company I can make it happen that you would be a winner of the above
stated amount. Naturally, every body would like to play a lottery if they
are assured of winning. I am assuring you today to be a winner, please do
not take me for granted this once in a life time opportunity as we both stand
to collectively gain from this at the success of the transaction.

Should you be willing to assist me in this transaction please do respond to
E-mail:eurolotterydept@aim.com

Regards,
Mr. Jeffery James
Tel: + 44-704-570-9385

They didn't even bother to make it look like it was sent to just me, or that it was sent from the address they list. Undisclosed-recipients indeed. Shoddy.

[Qingdai]

OK, Mine aren't even trying now a days (kids these days!)

I got this:

"kmyhh

imbb bocgrvh qxkvjnk idxo umoyqqpbv pacetazq ukzuexzy jjopbmfwrfd zwxxyyescwd trktyiumps"

Unless Basque has taken a turn to the more obscure or I'm actually receiving text from those monkeys working on the world's greatest literature, I'm guessing they aren't trying anymore.

[Dingfod]

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN RUSSIAN FEDERATION
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Website: FBI — Homepage
Email : agent.mariamccarthy @ fbigo.org

ATTENTION FUND BENEFICIARY,

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ADVICE FROM THE F.B.I FOREIGN REMITTANCE/TELEGRAPHIC DEPT., IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE THAT THE C.B.N (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA) HAS RELEASED The paper work of $100,500,000.00USD INTO BANK OF AMERICA which was been handled by GUARANTY TRUST BANK PLC. and your name was included as the BENEFICIARY BY INHERITANCE MEANS.

It comes to our notice after several meetings with the UNITED NATION (U.N) over Internet Fraud which have been going on around the globe recently and rendering innocent individual homeless and bankrupt, therefore we have made connections with every NATIONAL GOVERNMENT and we have been successful so far by getting most of the funds released and we are transferring it into the rightful beneficiary accounts.

Therefore you have to report back to us through email so that we can confirm the paper work of your fund that the bank sent down and process the investigation so that the transfer can be deposited into your designated bank account and you can finally get your inherited fund that was denied of you by some unscrupulous element de-frauding you and taking your hard earned money.We will advice that you do not make contact with any individual, firm and company who claims you have won a lottery or you have some fund somewhere because they are all frauds and lies.

Immediately we recieve your response, we will direct you to the bank where your fund is and you will make contact with them and your fund will be transferred into your designated bank account through thier ONLINE BANKING SYSTEM (OBS) within 72hrs immediately your form are submitted.You are to note that this should be keep profoundly secret so as to avoid loss of funds by any means.

MRS. MARIA McCARTHY
FBI FOREIGN REMITTANCE/TELEGRAPHIC DEPT
agent.mariamccarthy @ fbigo.org
206-984-1219

I'll get right on that, the UNITED NATION await.

[Sock Puppet]

I was about to chide you for not keeping this PROFOUNDLY secret, but then I remembered that nobody links to us, so we're a pretty profound secret anyway.

[Nullifidian]

at the FBI having a branch office in Russia. This reminds me of the movie Flightplan where the FBI, and not the RCMP, greeted the plane when it had been rerouted to Nova Scotia.

Incidentally, Flightplan completely sucked balls. I was curious about the setup, which I knew to be a modernization of The Lady Vanishes, but it was the most implausible crap I've ever seen. At least Hitchcock made the scenario halfway plausible by populating Ms. Froy's compartment with an Eastern European group that might well be convinced to go along with the ploy in their country's interest. The idea that a little girl could disappear from a plane and that nobody would have seen her is beyond belief. Flight attendants, like waiters, always know where the small children are because they're the ones who can cause the most havoc.

[Dingfod]

CYBER WIRETAP AND FUNDS RECOVERY DEPARTMENT, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI. J.EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C 20535-0001, USA. WEB PAGE: FBI — Homepage Attn. Beneficiary. According to the ethics of an office, introduction is always very important on a first contact like this. I am Mr. James W. McJunkin, Director Anti-Crime Department Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Washington, D.C USA. This Official Memorandum is to inform you that we discovered that some officials whom work under the United States government have attempted to divert your Funds (US$10,500,000:00) through a back-door channel. We actually discovered this today, through our Secret Agents under the Disciplinary Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) after we apprehended (Mr. Ali Aeraby) a terrorist suspect. The mentioned suspect was apprehended at the Dulles International Airport early this morning, as he attempted to carry the enormous cash value of US$10,500,000:00 outside the shores of USA. In respect to the money laundering decree of United States, such amount of money can not be moved in cash outside United States because such attempt is a criminal offense and is punishable under the money laundering act of 1982 of United States of America. This decree is a globalize law applicable in most developed countries in order to check-mate terrorism and money laundering. From our gathered information here in this Unit, we discovered that the said Funds in question actually belongs to you, but it had been purposely delayed because the officials in charge of your Payment are into some sort of irregularities which is totally against the ethics of any Payment institution. Presently, this said Funds valued US$10,500,000:00 is under the custody of the Paying Bank (First Texas Bank) and I can assure you that your Funds will be released to you without a hitch provided that you are sincere to us in this matter. Also, we require your positive co-operation at every level because we are closely monitoring this very transaction in order to avert the bad eggs in our society of today. Today dated 2nd June 2012, we have instructed the Executive management of First Texas Bank (USA) to Release the said Funds to you as the certified Beneficiary in question, because we have valuable information/records to authentify that the said Funds truly belongs to you. Be that as it may, you are required to provide us with below listed information (for official verification) Via email: investigationf2012@yahoo.com 1. First Name, Middle Name and Last Name. 2. Age. 3. Occupation. 4. Marital Status. 5. Direct Telephone/Fax Number. 6. Residential address. We await your immediate compliance to this official obligation, so that you can be paid by First Texas Bank (USA) Officially Sealed. Mr. James W. McJunkin. Director Anti-Crime Department Unit. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington Dc USA

Looks legit.

[SR71]

Well, it accounts for your temporary embarrassment. Good thing you can get your money back.

[Dingfod]

419 scammers resorting to sending a ♫ message in bottle.♪

Mister Bates, indeed.

Do people that fall for these obvious scams deserve to lose their money? I'm starting to think so.

[Stormlight]

So you fish a bottle out of the river with a message that reads: "I was given your name as an honourable and upright person to do business with"?

And you think "I got the bottles out of the water because I was intrigued, but I am assuming it is a scam"? Really? I think you might be on to something!