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10-31-2014, 05:03 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Bon voyage!
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11-05-2014, 03:42 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
The cops found a little kitty
That's it really. If it's yours you can pick it up at the police station. You're welcome.
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11-05-2014, 04:01 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Do you know de puss in question?
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11-05-2014, 05:12 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormlight
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Presumably the only kind that Luxembourg has?
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11-05-2014, 05:19 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Also, I presume that page is in Luxembourgish. Which Google Translate does not bother with*. Does RTL offer their news in French / German as well? Or is there a worthwhile online translator?
It gives me "tight ass jonk Schwaarz-wäiss Kaz" but I don't think "tight ass young black and white cat" would be any better".
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11-05-2014, 05:21 PM
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not very big for a grown-up
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: England
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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Originally Posted by JoeP
It gives me "tight ass jonk Schwaarz-wäiss Kaz"
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I bet it does.
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11-05-2014, 07:17 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Yeah, Joe, you're going to have to change your custom title to "tight ass jonk" now. I just don't see anyway around it.
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11-06-2014, 06:58 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
Also, I presume that page is in Luxembourgish. Which Google Translate does not bother with*. Does RTL offer their news in French / German as well? Or is there a worthwhile online translator?
It gives me "tight ass jonk Schwaarz-wäiss Kaz" but I don't think "tight ass young black and white cat" would be any better".
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Some of the news are in French also, yes. No German though.
And I'm not aware of an online translator.
Also, "ass"="is"
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11-06-2014, 11:26 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Yet more vicious attacks on poor little Luxembourg - this time needing a new thread title: Luxembourg: like a magical fairyland
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11-06-2014, 01:18 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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Originally Posted by Stormlight
Also, "ass"="is"
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You are!
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11-07-2014, 12:51 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Your wild boar has gone to Germany, goes on rampage in hardware store.
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11-20-2014, 07:30 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US BOAR WAS ON VACATION?
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At a campground in Western Australia over the weekend, a feral pig guzzled down 18 beers that had been left out improperly secured. And just like anyone 18 beers in at a rural dive bar, the pig got big-headed and decided to start a fight with a cow, resulting in the cow chasing the pig around a car.
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11-20-2014, 08:26 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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11-20-2014, 08:35 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherMan
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US BOAR WAS ON VACATION?
Quote:
At a campground in Western Australia over the weekend, a feral pig guzzled down 18 beers that had been left out improperly secured. And just like anyone 18 beers in at a rural dive bar, the pig got big-headed and decided to start a fight with a cow, resulting in the cow chasing the pig around a car.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormy's machine
You've reached Stormy's automated responder. Stormlight's on vacation right now. Leave your message to Stormlight, the boar, and the Grand-Duchy after this beep.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
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11-20-2014, 09:14 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Watser?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stormy's machine
You've reached Stormy's automated responder. Stormlight's on vacation right now. Leave your message to Stormlight, the boar, and the Grand-Duchy after this beep.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
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01-07-2015, 04:30 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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01-07-2015, 06:41 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Time for Britain to modernize its fire department.
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02-15-2015, 11:40 AM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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02-26-2015, 09:50 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
McDonald's in Europe has been cheating on Eurozone taxes by transferring billions of monies to McD Europe Franchising Sàrl in Luxembourg, where the taxes are a tiny 0.1%. McD Europe Franchising Sàrl has 13 employees on record and registered nearly a billion dollars in income last year.
And you wonder where the boar went. It's in the McSausage.
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02-27-2015, 06:09 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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02-27-2015, 09:36 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Do they offer a Small Mac?
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02-27-2015, 09:57 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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02-27-2015, 01:32 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
They always want you to go medium sized for just a little bit more.
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02-27-2015, 01:38 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
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03-03-2015, 03:10 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
It's all well and good to have the national terror terrorizing your hamlet of a country, BUT NOW IT'S GONE TOO FAR.
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