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Old 10-31-2014, 05:03 AM
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Old 11-05-2014, 03:42 PM
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The cops found a little kitty

That's it really. If it's yours you can pick it up at the police station. You're welcome.
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:01 PM
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Do you know de puss in question?
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Old 11-05-2014, 05:12 PM
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Presumably the only kind that Luxembourg has?
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Old 11-05-2014, 05:19 PM
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Also, I presume that page is in Luxembourgish. Which Google Translate does not bother with*. Does RTL offer their news in French / German as well? Or is there a worthwhile online translator?

It gives me "tight ass jonk Schwaarz-wäiss Kaz" but I don't think "tight ass young black and white cat" would be any better".
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It gives me "tight ass jonk Schwaarz-wäiss Kaz"
I bet it does.
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Old 11-05-2014, 07:17 PM
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Yeah, Joe, you're going to have to change your custom title to "tight ass jonk" now. I just don't see anyway around it.
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Also, I presume that page is in Luxembourgish. Which Google Translate does not bother with*. Does RTL offer their news in French / German as well? Or is there a worthwhile online translator?

It gives me "tight ass jonk Schwaarz-wäiss Kaz" but I don't think "tight ass young black and white cat" would be any better".
Some of the news are in French also, yes. No German though.

And I'm not aware of an online translator. :unnope:

Also, "ass"="is"
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Old 11-06-2014, 11:26 AM
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Yet more vicious attacks on poor little Luxembourg - this time needing a new thread title: Luxembourg: like a magical fairyland
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Old 11-07-2014, 12:51 PM
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Your wild boar has gone to Germany, goes on rampage in hardware store.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US BOAR WAS ON VACATION?

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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US BOAR WAS ON VACATION?

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You've reached Stormy's automated :ff: responder. Stormlight's on vacation right now. Leave your message to Stormlight, the boar, and the Grand-Duchy after this beep.

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Luxembourg's missing boar killed a motorist in Britain.
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Time for Britain to modernize its fire department.
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Luxembourg opens the first Palestinian embassy in the Benelux :cheer: :beneluxmafia:
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McDonald's in Europe has been cheating on Eurozone taxes by transferring billions of monies to McD Europe Franchising Sàrl in Luxembourg, where the taxes are a tiny 0.1%. McD Europe Franchising Sàrl has 13 employees on record and registered nearly a billion dollars in income last year.

And you wonder where the boar went. It's in the McSausage.
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Do they offer a Small Mac?
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They always want you to go medium sized for just a little bit more.
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It's all well and good to have the national terror terrorizing your hamlet of a country, BUT NOW IT'S GONE TOO FAR.
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