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Old 09-16-2013, 08:23 PM
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Take the skinheads disembowling, take them disembowling.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:24 PM
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Reddit

A formerly, "atheist website".

Made the mistake, of inviting me.

They created, my own subreddit.

Mark Dreher

And I

Disemboweled them.

With it.

It was for their own good.










Hey :ff: homeys.

Liv and velvet

Donuts.

Do you think

We should have, created

Our own "Mark Dreher" subforum?

Where disembowlings

Can take place?








Well

That's what Reddit did.

To protect

The Kiddies.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:24 PM
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GTFO?
I am not hip to your counter culture lingo.

Can you speak American?

Thank you.

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Nee, niet zo goed. Kun jij Nederlands spreken?
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Take the skinheads disembowling, take them disembowling.









Skinheads?

Why would I hate skinheads?

I do not understand.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:45 PM
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Can you speak American?

Thank you.

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Let me google that for you
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:46 PM
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I am not hip to your counter culture lingo.

Can you speak American?

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Mark Dreher

Being an Englisher, I don't speak the Americanese but I think it means

God

The

Father

Obviously

But I think you already knew that.
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:48 PM
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Being an Englisher, I don't speak the Americanese but I think it means

God

The

Father

Obviously

But I think you already knew that.








I see.

Yes,

I am called

"The Father"

As in

Your Father.
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I see.
Yes,
I am called
"The Father"
As in
Your Father.
I see 'stupid' has reached a new low.
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I am not hip to your counter culture lingo.

Can you speak American?

Thank you.

Mark Dreher
So Jesus only speaks american these days. Fascinating.

Question: how come you don't even know that this is not an atheist forum?
Follow up question: are you stupid? Is that your problem?

Did you know that nobody links to us?
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Old 09-16-2013, 09:03 PM
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Mark, why don't you tell us about some of the culinary delights the goddess enjoys?









Sure

Shekinah, loves "Golden Manna".

Which you would call oatmeal

With the spice "Ginger" added.

Commonly called

Shekinah's Golden Manna.



And she likes

Spaghetti

Made

With "angel hair"

Noodles.


Her "two favorite" meals.

Right there.
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Being an Englisher a Mexican, I don't speak the Americanese but I think it means
:fixed:


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Stop Mexishaming me, Matlock.
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................








That is a handsome lad.

A Jewish fellow.

Here, he speak, for two minutes.

About me.


Lee Strobel's Testimony - YouTube
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Old 09-16-2013, 09:11 PM
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Stop Mexishaming me, Matlock.
Somebody's gotta do it, and you're clearly not gonna Mexishame yourself.
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Somebody's gotta do it, and you're clearly not gonna Mexishame yourself.
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First of all, some advice to Mark Dreher.

You should post all your threads in The Cloaca forum. That is the Single Outflow Opening of the forum, thus if you post your threads there it will much increase your Google Hits much faster, thereby increasing your fame and recognition around the internet.

In fact, you could request that our administrator move your threads there, so that your previous efforts are not wasted. She would happily oblige, I'm sure.
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If my psychic ability

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Could you explain about your psychic ability?
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Leesifer only likes Spanishame.
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Oh, Matlock. Just FYI since you're reading this thread today, I finally found one of those spring loaded sunshades like you wanted at Big Lots, but they only had one design, and it's Tinkerbell themed.

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First of all, some advice to Mark Dreher.

You should post all your threads in The Cloaca forum. That is the Single Outflow Opening of the forum, thus if you post your threads there it will much increase your Google Hits much faster, thereby increasing your fame and recognition around the internet.

In fact, you could request that our administrator move your threads there, so that your previous efforts are not wasted. She would happily oblige, I'm sure.
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If my psychic ability

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Could you explain about your psychic ability?
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I suppose it depends on what you mean by "atheist forum".






Thank you Erimir.

That is an idea.

Did I say this was "an atheist forum?"

Holy smokes.

I don't remember that.

Shame on me.

You know there are terrible "atheist forums".

But I consider this to be "just regular guys".

Talking about stuff.
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This poem was written by the Velveteen Rabbi for Yom Kippur, when the story of Jonah is read:

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WE ARE JONAH


In Rabbi Eliezer's vision
Jonah entered the whale's mouth
as we enter a synagogue.
Light streamed in through its eyes.
Jonah approached the bimah, the whale's head.
Show me wonders, he said, as though
his own life weren't a miracle.

The whale obliged, swimming down
to the foundation stone,
the navel of creation
fixed deep beneath the land.
Tsk tsk, chided the fish:
you're beneath God's temple --
you should pray.

Prayer requires stillness.
Running away had always been
so easy. Sitting silent
in self-judgement -- forget it!
But waves only churn the surface.
In the deep beneath the deep
Jonah was wholly present.

We all flee
from uncomfortable conversations
the drip of a hospital IV
the truths we don't want to own
the work we don't want to do.
Now we're in the belly of the whale,
someplace deep and strange.

God calls us to awareness:
to stand our ground
in the place where we are,
to do the work which needs doing.
To bring kindness and mercy
even to those who are unlike us.
Are we listening?
What, to you, is the lesson to be taken from the story of Jonah?
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What, to you, is the lesson to be taken from the story of Jonah?







Well, Jonah, is the story of "how to get God to DO STUFF, for you".

How to "manipulate God".

How to wrap that guy

Around your finger.

We all know, how Jonah, got stuck in the belly, of the whale.

But HOW

Did he get out?

For THREE DAYS

He was crying out to God.

Save me.

Save me.

Save me.

But

That did not work.

Then, he changed tactics.

And he tried a prayer

"Thanking God"

For stuff.

A prayer of "thankfulness".

And that DID IT.

The whale, he had ENOUGH.

And spit him out.

Right, on the shore.

So

We learned

How to get "God over a barrel".

Thank him.
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If my psychic ability

Is ON.
Could you explain about your psychic ability?
Thank you Erimir.
You're welcome.

But could you explain about the psychic abilities? I'm very interested.
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And Colosseum's, are expensive.
Dear Mr. Dreher:

Colosseum's what are expensive?

Also, which sunshields are best, the tried and true cardboard accordion folding style or the fruity spring-loaded kind?

Sincerely,
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If my psychic ability

Is ON.
Could you explain about your psychic ability?
Thank you Erimir.
You're welcome.

But could you explain about the psychic abilities? I'm very interested.






I don't really have "psychic abilities".

At least

None that "I control".

That is at God's discretion.

Sometimes

God does that.

And sometimes

She does not.

God doesn't want me "delving into that" too much.

When I was on the earth

Before.

I only used it "one time".

The Samaritan woman at the well. John 4:4-26

Samaritan woman at the well - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I told her all about her previous marriages, etc.

That is the only time

Jesus used his "psychic abilities".

God does not like me doing shit, like that.

"Leave the psychics"

"On coney island"

Is God's mandate, to me.
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And Colosseum's, are expensive.
Dear Mr. Dreher:

Colosseum what are expensive?

Also, which sunshields are best, the tried and true cardboard accordion folding style or the fruity spring-loaded kind?

Sincerely,
Joseph Momma








The Colosseum was built, with the spoils, taken from the destruction, of the second holy temple.



God

Was mad.

So, she started "torturing people".

And feeding them to lions.

For a few hundred years.

I don't know how much it cost.
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What about the sunshields? This is important.
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