Good King Trump

[slimshady2357]

There are some really creative people out there with free time on their hands right now

This made my damn night.pic.twitter.com/8CXzo5zzSP

— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) November 7, 2020

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Basset Hound

The rump's greatest fear is that he will have to move from a white house with a rose garden to a big house with a yard.

Just to be quite clear here, you're referring to a yard he'll be allowed to walk around for one hour out of every 24?

[JoeP]

Trump got 2020'd:

Caught Covid, became unemployed and will soon be evicted. ��

— RuralLiberal (@HiraethResists) November 6, 2020

[JoeP]

[JoeP]

[lisarea]

I have been hoping he doesn't leave willingly. Not just because I want to see it, but because I think it might help if his supporters saw him kicking, screaming, and crying and being dragged out by force. There is also a good chance he'll shit himself. He's done it before.

Any little thing that chips away at this weird tough guy fantasy will help, and I think that'd be a great start.

[Pyrrho]

He'll spend the next three months making his lawyers rich, take whatever isn't nailed down from the White House, and hold court at Mar-A-Lago from whence he will do guest shots on Fox & Friends, bemoaning his fate while continuing to blame everybody else for his failures.

What we really need is someone to do one of those "end credits" sequences like at the end of Animal House where we get a freeze-frame of each character with captions describing what happens to them in the future.

[Pyrrho]

Giuliani, for example, was pathetically pathetic today.

[BrotherMan]

I'll have you know the location scouting committee for our press conference dutifully and diligently searched for the last eight months and selected the single best location that could possibly be found in the whole of the entire country for our purposes today.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

“It’s time to listen to the other half of the country”

The other half of the country: pic.twitter.com/ewAC8uAJHq

— Brett Kamann (@b_kamann) November 7, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

The Trump administration in the past 2 days has abruptly dumped the leaders of 3 agencies that oversee the nuclear weapons stockpile, electricity and natural gas regulation, and overseas aid.https://t.co/Wabk4J45ZO

— NPR (@NPR) November 7, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

deleted tweet: pic.twitter.com/fmJ9LlWQ1b

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 7, 2020

[Pyrrho]

Madame Tussaud's has changed his wax figure from wearing a suit into wearing a set of golf togs.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

A man wearing a Puerto Rican flag tosses paper towel over the fence toward the White House. “Never forget,” he said. pic.twitter.com/tZkalqgB2D

— Samantha Schmidt (@schmidtsam7) November 7, 2020

[Ymir's blood]

Tom Morello Mocks Trumpers Dancing to Rage Against the Machine - Rolling Stone

[Pyrrho]

https://twitter.com/wsteaks/status/1325238370340130818

Staffers are huddled on a floor at HQ answering a “voter fraud” hotline and getting bombarded with prank calls with people laughing, and mocking them over Biden’s win

[SR71]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Calls for civility and compassion in this trying moment remind me of:



Fuckyourfeeli-actuallynodon'tIneedtogogetreinforcementstostandac hanceherethenIwillkillyou

And the third act there is yet to be determined.

America’s Next Authoritarian Will Be Much More Competent

[BrotherMan]

I'm still trying to catch up to that completely plaid press conference.

[ChuckF]

It's hard to believe the sense of relief I have felt today. Some tension inside unwound for the first time in a very long time. Don't get me wrong, I'm still tense. The next few months will be fucking awful. But today. Today was pretty good.

[Oxymaroon]

Originally Posted by Pyrrho

Madame Tussaud's has changed his wax figure from wearing a suit into wearing a set of golf togs.

I'm holding out for an orange jumpsuit.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This has been plainly obvious for years, by the way, but always written off as left wing hysteria. https://t.co/zxuxEouv8L

— Matt Bors (@MattBors) November 6, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This was an unfortunately missed opportunity for the people in the car to reach out and show some empathy to Trump supporters, who are hurting today. https://t.co/NZrXTOl61f

— A.R. Moxon (@JuliusGoat) November 8, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This came true and will again if not guarded against.

After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016 - YouTube

[BrotherMan]

Originally Posted by Oxymaroon

I'm holding out for an orange jumpsuit.

Oranger.