 |
  |
10-03-2009, 08:32 PM
|
 |
Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
|
|
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Maturin won't go see Zombieland with me. I think he's still mad about the Tetsuo incident, but he only died for maybe a couple of minutes or something! He's fine now!
OMG, WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS?
|
10-03-2009, 08:52 PM
|
 |
puzzler
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: UK
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Winnie-the-Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, et al will have a new neighbour to put up with soon: Lottie the Otter
__________________
|
10-03-2009, 09:22 PM
|
 |
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Miscellany
I am thrilled and ... worried.
|
10-04-2009, 09:05 PM
|
 |
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northwest
Gender: Female
|
|
Re: Miscellany
|
10-05-2009, 05:22 PM
|
 |
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
|
|
Re: Miscellany
__________________
"Trans Am Jesus" is "what hanged me"
|
10-05-2009, 06:11 PM
|
 |
Guðríð the Gloomy
|
|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lansing, MI
Gender: Female
|
|
Re: Miscellany
|
10-05-2009, 11:36 PM
|
 |
California Sober
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: Miscellany
I got this chickpea, garlic, and artichoke hummus today and it tastes pretty bad. I'm going to eat it anyway.
|
10-05-2009, 11:53 PM
|
|
California Sober
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: Miscellany
|
|
Thanks, from:
|
Adam (10-06-2009), BrotherMan (10-06-2009), Crumb (10-05-2009), Deadlokd (10-14-2009), Demimonde (10-06-2009), JoeP (10-06-2009), Kael (10-14-2009), LadyShea (10-06-2009), lisarea (10-05-2009), livius drusus (10-06-2009), Master Taran (10-06-2009), Stormlight (10-09-2009), wei yau (10-13-2009), Ymir's blood (10-06-2009)
|
10-06-2009, 12:39 AM
|
 |
Adequately Crumbulent
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Miscellany
I thought listening to my favorite music would make my work day better. It didn't. It made the music sound worse. 
|
10-06-2009, 12:56 AM
|
|
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northwest
Gender: Female
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam
|
That's precious, so being a death dealing warrior, ready to die at any moment makes you good Christian material?
|
10-06-2009, 01:40 AM
|
 |
rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Puddle City, Cascadia
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qingdai
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam
|
That's precious, so being a death dealing warrior, ready to die at any moment makes you good Christian material?
|
What? But of course! Did you miss the Crusades?
|
10-06-2009, 05:04 AM
|
|
puzzler
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: UK
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ensign Steve
|
This is best sung to the, 'I'd like to buy the world a Coke' tune.
__________________
|
10-06-2009, 05:06 AM
|
|
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northwest
Gender: Female
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by godfry n. glad
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qingdai
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam
|
That's precious, so being a death dealing warrior, ready to die at any moment makes you good Christian material?
|
What? But of course! Did you miss the Crusades? |
Yes I did. I'm not that old! 
|
10-06-2009, 05:09 AM
|
|
puzzler
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: UK
|
|
Re: Miscellany
I like to tape my thumbs to my hands,
to see what it would be,
like to be a dinosaur
(Oklahoma is best, because it doesn't scan properly  )
__________________
|
10-06-2009, 04:19 PM
|
|
Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
|
|
|
|
Re: Miscellany
|
10-06-2009, 05:52 PM
|
 |
Fishy mokey
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
|
|
Re: Miscellany
From the Not Always Right site:
Quote:
You’ve Got The Wrong(est) Number
Call Center | Chatsworth, CA, USA
(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school’s number.)
Me: “Thank you for calling. How may I help you?”
Customer: “How much for my daughter?”
Me: “Um…”
Customer: “She’s 16. It’s her first time. She needs training.”
Me: “Sir, I think you want the driving school.”
Customer: “Oh, what do you guys do?”
Me: “Adult websites.”
Customer: “Oh…OH! Oh my God!”
|
|
10-08-2009, 06:49 PM
|
|
California Sober
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: Miscellany
I'm thinking about making an avatar of the spanky cloud.
|
10-08-2009, 06:50 PM
|
|
California Sober
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisarea
|
My little chihuahua used to do that. "They" tell me that little dogs do that to make their pee go up high on the tree, so that they seem much taller to the other dogs who come by and sniff.
|
10-08-2009, 06:53 PM
|
|
Vice Cobra Assistant Commander
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ensign Steve
I'm thinking about making an avatar of the spanky cloud.
|
I don't think you can, in good conscience, not do this.
__________________
"Trans Am Jesus" is "what hanged me"
|
10-08-2009, 07:03 PM
|
 |
A Very Gentle Bort
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Miscellany
__________________
\V/_ I COVLD TEACh YOV BVT I MVST LEVY A FEE
|
10-08-2009, 07:04 PM
|
|
A Very Gentle Bort
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Miscellany
wrong one
__________________
\V/_ I COVLD TEACh YOV BVT I MVST LEVY A FEE
|
10-08-2009, 07:06 PM
|
|
California Sober
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: Miscellany
I have to go to a meeting so I don't have time to clean up the edges right now.
Oh damn, nm. Thanks, B-MAN!
|
10-08-2009, 08:01 PM
|
|
Solipsist
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ensign Steve
I'm thinking about making an avatar of the spanky cloud.
|
:pedochrist:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ensign Steve
I'm thinking about making an avatar of the spanky cloud.
|
I don't think you can, in good conscience, not do this. |
Conscience, good or bad, doesn't come into it. There is no way ES can not do this.
Also, it should be animated.
|
10-08-2009, 08:12 PM
|
 |
Captain #EmbraceTheImpossible
|
|
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sandy, Oregon
Gender: Male
|
|
Re: Miscellany
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeP
Conscience, good or bad, doesn't come into it. There is no way ES can not do this.
Also, it should be animated.
|
Also the spankee needs to have a word balloon: ""Oh God, yes!"
__________________
The best way to make America great is to lower the standards!
|
10-08-2009, 08:15 PM
|
 |
Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
|
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: so far out, I'm too far in
Gender: Bender
|
|
Re: Miscellany
THE PADDLE OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE PADDLE OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE PADDLE OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
__________________
"Her eyes in certain light were violet, and all her teeth were even. That's a rare, fair feature: even teeth. She smiled to excess, but she chewed with real distinction." - Eleanor of Aquitaine
 ........... |
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:18 PM.
|
|
 |
|
