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03-16-2013, 04:11 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
How come these "minority outreach" sessions never include suggestions like "We could stop taking positions diametrically opposed to economic and social justice for minorities"?
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03-16-2013, 04:19 AM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
the evil queynte of a reporter
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That's a good man you've got there, pea. WHO YOU DON'T DESERVE.
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03-16-2013, 06:16 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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The REAL problem at that session was the evil queynte of a reporter working for some communist Rusky magazine who had the temerity to ask how many black women were there.
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Well it ain't like the answer is important to anyone who isn't a dingbat, let's face it.
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03-16-2013, 06:29 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Good point!
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03-16-2013, 06:44 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
I'd say it's an OK point. I've done way better, obviously.
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03-16-2013, 08:31 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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I'd say it's an OK point. I've done way better, obviously.
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Obviously.
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03-17-2013, 03:20 AM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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How come these "minority outreach" sessions never include suggestions like "We could stop taking positions diametrically opposed to economic and social justice for minorities"?
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No, all we need to do is go to their churches and eat their spicy foods and VOILA! they forget about our heinous policies.
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03-17-2013, 09:48 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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Originally Posted by yguy
I'd say it's an OK point. I've done way better, obviously.
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When?
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03-26-2013, 08:22 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) is outraged over Obamaphones, a/k/a "one of the most offensive government handouts that any middle class family has had to witness: free cell phones for welfare recipients."
Apparently, Sen. Vitter is still too busy with diaper fetishism and hooker fucking to have noticed that the Obamaphones thing is bullshit.
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03-26-2013, 08:28 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
It doesn't matter how useless these assholes get, they will still get their votes anyway.
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03-26-2013, 11:14 PM
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http://tnne.ws/14mgpCy
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Building managers and legislative staffers have sought to reassure some concerned Tennessee lawmakers that recent renovations at the state Capitol did not install special facilities for Muslims to wash their feet before praying.
“I confirmed with the facility administrator for the State Capitol Complex that the floor-level sink installed in the men’s restroom outside the House Chamber is for housekeeping use,” Legislative Administration Director Connie Ridley wrote in an email. “It is, in layman’s terms, a mop sink.”
The nearly $16 million renovation completed in December focused on upgrading electrical, mechanical and plumbing systems in the more than 150-year-old Capitol. Parts of the building also got new carpets, paint and security upgrades.
Senate Clerk Russell Humphrey said he had been approached by a House and Senate member to inquire about the sink, which replaced a utility sink that had been mounted higher on the wall and was used for filling and emptying buckets.
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03-26-2013, 11:42 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Mops, Mooslim feet ... six of one, half-dozen of the other.
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03-27-2013, 12:14 AM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Clearly MOP - Muslims Only Prayers.
Facilities is in on the conspiracy!
State Senators then asked the question that was on everyone's mind, 'can you baptize Fetuses in the Mens Room sink; or is the renovator a terrorist?'
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03-27-2013, 10:22 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
I was wondering about that Obamaphone thing. A patron used the term to me a while back, and it struck me as odd. When the program started we were inundated with patrons coming into the library to sign up for it. So much so that we put signs on the desks with Safelink's customer service number. I remembered it being pre-Obama at the time. But you can't talk sense to patrons, anyone knows that.
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03-29-2013, 06:03 AM
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Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
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03-29-2013, 12:51 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Hah, a lot of natural born Mexican-Americans in New Mexico refer to "undocumented workers" as "mojados" or "wetters". Even Mexican-Americans are racist against Mexicans.
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04-01-2013, 11:40 PM
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04-01-2013, 11:47 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Everybody who goes to public university in California knows all about Cesar Chavez and has a love/hate relationship with him because Cesar Chavez Day is that day every year when you haul your fat ass out of your house and into your school before you realize, "oh, is that today? no school! yay, but man I wish just one of these years I would remember before making the drive ..." And, no, it's not just me.
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04-01-2013, 11:58 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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I can't figure out which is more pathetic...those that used the wrong name in their tweets, or those that used the right name but still meant the wrong person, or those who knew exactly who it was and just tweeted racism.
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04-02-2013, 12:01 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
He was a busy man, the Venezuelexican dictator and labour rights organizer Cesar 'Hugo' Chavez. And like many Venezuelexicans he lived in several centuries and died in others.
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04-02-2013, 12:05 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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And like many Venezuelexicans he lived in several centuries and died in others.
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As did Simon Barsinister Bolivar.
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04-02-2013, 12:13 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
The lolbertarian Mercatus Center at George Mason University has once again again ranked the Several States according to freedom. Unsurprisingly, the leastest freest state is New York. 1
The five mostest freest states in descending order are North Dakota, South Dakota, Tennessee, New Hampshire and Oklahoma. Colorado is now only the nineteenth mostest freest state in the union, down twelve places since 2009.
As a Coloradan, my most cherished liberty is the freedom not to live in North Dakota, South Dakota, Tennessee, New Hampshire or Oklahoma.
1 Moar like JEW York amirite!
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04-02-2013, 01:10 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Surprisingly enough, most of the freedoms they care about are freedoms for corporations (ok, employers) and rich people and don't really benefit employees/poor people, at all.
Also most people think about their liberty to do things when they think of freedom, but apparently they mean "freedom to not pay any taxes ever" which is totally a different thing.
Pretty much the entire "fiscal freedom" section is irrelevant to me in a discussion of freedom.
In labor market freedom, I'm surprised they didn't include the 40-hour work week and child labor laws, given how concerned they are about employees.
I don't think there's much value to such rankings if you're not limiting yourself to very natural groups of issues (e.g. drug laws, or laws relating to the police, or gun laws, etc.) since the rankings are so strongly affected by the ideology. Even though I'm generally in favor of gun control, at least the gun control rankings would be sensible to me (it would just happen that the ones they consider the worst, I would probably like), although I'd want something finer tuned to assess which states' laws I agree with the most.
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04-02-2013, 01:26 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
I think my favorites are freedom from tort abuse, and the apparent lack of any measure for reproductive freedoms. Unless I'm somehow missing it among the thousands of discrete "freedoms" they did count.
I'll bet they just forgot. Someone should go tell them.
ETA: Hey, I cannot believe I forgot this one, because I am reading an article about it right now, but what about the freedom to own large exotic animals, or the freedom to walk around without your neighbors' large exotic animals all up on your dick all the time? Depending on which freedom is more important. I don't know because I am not a professional freedom counter.
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04-02-2013, 01:35 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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I think my favorites are freedom from tort abuse
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That one's my personal favorite. After all, nothing says freedom like the right to fuck someone up and not pay for it. I suppose some people might consider welfare for the insurance industry something other than freedom, but those people are stupid.
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